Coda: Bieber + Kanye, Bieber + Raekwon, Bieber slowed down, Bieber made cooler. Bieber.
What can we say? That little whippersnapper was all over the place this week. First him and Kanye West became BFF on Twitter. Then Biebs got revenge on some dude who got hold of his phone number. Then his song "U Smile" was slowed down 800 percent and became the best thing we've heard in a while. Then his new BFF Kanye set up a collaboration with Raekwon. Then we thought to ourselves - how can Bieber get even cooler? In non-Bieber news, both MGMT and Tom Petty were just OK. Ke$ha might actually be OK. And Britney's new album would be better than OK if she worked with these five producers. See you next week!