Caption Contest: Eddie Jordan

Crowd Noise's first Caption Contest was wholly entertaining, so here we go again.

Let's see who can come up with the best caption for this photo of Wizards Coach Eddie Jordan:


(By Nick Wass -- Associated Press)

My colleague, sports producer CJ Holley, suggests this caption:

"Gilbert, get off the shed!"

Have at it.

By Lindsay Applebaum |  April 18, 2008; 9:32 AM ET  | Category:  Caption Contest , Wizards
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$5 Foot Long

Posted by: imasmrtazz | April 18, 2008 10:10 AM

No, Oleksiy, I said chest pass! Ouch."

Posted by: Eddie C | April 18, 2008 10:20 AM

Dear God. These have got to be stopped.

Posted by: Mother of Pearl | April 18, 2008 11:04 AM

"What the hell do you mean my job is my credit?"

Posted by: Rex Chapman | April 18, 2008 11:20 AM

"American Service Center is pressing charges for assault and battery because of the stupid t-shirt gun?!?!?!"

Posted by: MB | April 18, 2008 11:53 AM

How about sex first and then we go shopping?

Posted by: 1st and Goal | April 18, 2008 12:40 PM

"That's right Wiz dance, my sixth man is this big."

Posted by: Philly is an Open Sewer | April 18, 2008 12:42 PM

"That's right Wiz dance team, my sixth man is this big."

Posted by: Philly is still an open swer | April 18, 2008 12:43 PM

"I've told you ten times now!" "If I have to tell you again, I'm taking off my right shoe!"

Posted by: Wiz 4 Peat | April 18, 2008 1:50 PM

"I can't feel my hands"

Posted by: hmmmmm | April 18, 2008 2:06 PM

Chilax Chilax

Posted by: howrhe | April 18, 2008 2:34 PM

No WAY!! I CANT SIT CARON!!!

Posted by: WizKid | April 18, 2008 4:26 PM

I've got a Bigger Mouth than Stephenson and Agent Zero COMBINED!

Posted by: JamesHater | April 18, 2008 4:29 PM

I swear!! Her butt was THIS big!

Posted by: YoMoma | April 18, 2008 4:33 PM

"Ivan, do NOT wear that shirt to a home playoff game, please!"

Posted by: khrabb | April 18, 2008 4:42 PM

HEY! It's Okay Lindsay, I've got more sandwiches on the way to the media room! Settle down now!

Posted by: JonInVB | April 18, 2008 4:42 PM

Wax on! Wax off!

Posted by: 10isJD | April 18, 2008 4:45 PM

Mid-game colonoscopies? Bad idea.

Eddie Jordan doing his best Rev. Wright impression.

Posted by: Colin | April 18, 2008 4:55 PM

LeBron, I didn't type that blog!

Posted by: ThunderP | April 18, 2008 4:56 PM

Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris!!

(If Caesar were alive, you'd be chained to an oar)

Posted by: spike_2.0 | April 18, 2008 4:58 PM

Stewie get off the court. We're only allowed to play one white guy at a time and Darius is already out there.

Posted by: G20 Fdacowboys | April 18, 2008 5:17 PM

ms. applebaum, or anyone else, do you know why mr. kornheiser is still listed as a "columnist" by the WaPo when he hasn't written a column in almost 2 years (sept. 2006)?

Posted by: just curious | April 18, 2008 5:29 PM

Gilbert, it will take TEN guys to stand a chance at beating Lebron in the playoffs!

Posted by: Trouble Ahead.... | April 18, 2008 5:50 PM

Eddie Jordan is subjected to his American Service Center commercials.

Posted by: Kim | April 19, 2008 12:24 AM

To commemorate a particularly noteworthy play by his team of basketballers, Washington Wizards head coach Eddie Jordan prepares his hands to execute the pinnacle of applause, the Monster Clap.

Posted by: Thor | April 19, 2008 1:34 AM

My vote are for these two:

"That's right Wiz dance team, my sixth man is this big."

and

"LeBron, I swear I didn't write that blog."

Posted by: My Vote | April 19, 2008 9:25 AM

"And you said I couldn't act!"

Posted by: Anonymous | April 21, 2008 12:01 PM

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