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Coup Against Gunston

The rebellion against Gunston has been officially launched, if you haven't been paying attention. CAA fans from far and wide are hammering the fuzzy fella in the comments section of my previous item. (Gunston is George Mason's amorphous green mascot, if you haven't been paying attention.) Sample words: "laughingstock," "embarassment," "ashamed," "worst mascot in the history of the NCAA," etc. Good thing we've got those profanity filters, I'm guessing. Plus, they're now selling "Guck Funston" t-shirts. Plus, they're now trying to raise $900 to buy their own Patriot costume. Suffice it to say, Gunston does not appear to be very popular among Bog-reading Mason alumni.

And in truth, after watching this, I kind of see their point...

Anyhow, two updates on this breaking story.

I caught up with George Mason alum Miss Virginia (2005) Kristi Glakas at a press conference this afternoon to promote the Jimmy Lange fight at Patriot Center next month. [Miss Virginia (2005) and Jimmy are old pals, and Miss Virginia (2005) will sing the National Anthem at the fight.] Naturally I asked her about the most pressing issue of our time.

Me: What do you think?
Her: I don't know anything about it.
Me: Do you know who Gunston is?
Her: It's the big, huge fuzzy thing.
Me: Right. Some people want the mascot to be something that looks....
Her: Like a Patriot?
Me: Exactly. As long as you're a Mason person, I figured I'd ask you.
Her: Yeah, I don't know, I'm not so much for mascots. I think 99 percent of the time, they're annoying and nobody likes them anyways. So the spirit is with the students, and you saw that during the Final Four, you saw that come out more than at any university I've ever seen. So it's kind of in us, I think, like we're the mascot, you know? We're Patriots.
Me: Ok, so if you had to choose between a Patriot and Gunston?
Her: A Patriot, yeah, I probably would. It makes a little bit more sense, I think.

I also caught up with "Money" Mike Sawyer, who will fight on the undercard and who was wildly entertaining enough to warrant his own blog entry, which will come later. But he's also a Mason alum, and so he also gets space to comment on Gunston.

I think it's ridiculous, it should be a Patriot. Gunston, I mean I don't even remember what it was. What was it, a bird? An elephant? Dude, a Patriot, why not? There's nothing more politically correct than a Patriot; we're all in America, we believe in freedom, you know what I mean? What's the big deal?

The Realests people, with your Gunston flip-flopping, what say you now?

By Dan Steinberg |  September 13, 2006; 4:02 PM ET  | Category:  College Basketball
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is it me or does ms glakas look like chyna? if so, i doubt anyone will be catching her chyna syndrome

Posted by: thigh master | September 13, 2006 6:23 PM

Thanks for the great update Dan. Glad to see you listen to some folks -- unlike the Mason administration.

We should raise about $915.00 and send you your very own "Guck Funston" commemorative shirt....how about it?

Posted by: s_curl | September 13, 2006 7:09 PM

The video has me on the fence. Sorry, Dan.

I was pro-Gunston, until the video. Anyone that refers to him/herself in the third person should be eliminated.

But an actual Patriot. eh. Maybe if they just do some sort of vocal box removal. On live TV.

The Mason folks ought to chill. It's not like they're saddled with some of the lame mascots that inhabit some western colleges.

Bannana Slugs anyone? How about the Scottsdale Community College Artichokes?

Gunston the Patriot, the apparent love child between Cookie Monster and Oscar the Grouch should at least be put to some sort of referrendum.

Posted by: Kim | September 13, 2006 8:38 PM

Can anyone really think of a mascot that doesn't suck at some level? Everyone's mascot looks rediculous.

I really wish the fans would put this much effort into maybe coming up with some unique cheers or songs to sing at games. Instead they would rather have vanilla fans and a new shiny mascot. How lazy.

I also like how people actually trust the Mason admin to, once they change Gunston, actually put a new mascot out there that they will like. You people have seen the past mascots and you know how much they sucked. Most likely you'd hate the new mascot too.

And "Guck Funston"? Way to come up with a totally hack shirt. But that is consistent for people that put so much effort into a tradition that encourages the fans to be lazy by letting one person do all the work.

Posted by: Eric | September 13, 2006 9:08 PM

OH. Dear. God. Please, someone put a bullet in the furry thing. (not the guy in the costume, just the costume)

Posted by: StewieGriffin | September 13, 2006 9:09 PM

Gunston scared my child so badly that she now roots for VCU. Get that Sesame Street reject off our court!

Posted by: John - Richmond, VA | September 13, 2006 9:15 PM

Thanks for the update Dan. It is good to see a follow-up on the story. It would be nice to hear what the administration has to say about the revived controversy.

Posted by: gmubrian | September 13, 2006 9:55 PM

Dan- Thanks for the press on this very important cause! I think our other unofficial mascot, "Fro", should be recognized for his hard work throughout the years. Fro got twice as much respect (and national press) before the Final Four Run. Keep up the good fight anti-Gunstonites!

Posted by: MattHaus11 | September 13, 2006 10:09 PM

"Gunston need revolver to shoot himself in head!"

Posted by: Johnny Rifle | September 13, 2006 10:11 PM

"Gunston likes to rid the magic train." Lol..classic. I hope Gunston lays down on the tracks when that magic train comes through.

Posted by: Monarchs Win | September 13, 2006 11:22 PM

Wise resembles Gunston!ha!

GO TERPS!!!

Posted by: Wise Girls DC- | September 14, 2006 12:46 AM

I love Mike Sawyer!!! Where did this interview take place and when will his blog be on here? Mike Sawyer for president (or at least stripper)!!!

Posted by: VA girl | September 14, 2006 8:38 AM

Gunston is evil and a rival mascot will emerge!!!

Posted by: gmufan2000 | September 14, 2006 8:54 AM

At least Gunston has a tri-corner hat. That is sort of Patriot-esque, even if it is also fuzzy. And as a GW grad, at least he's not an inflatable hippo. That is a travesty.

Posted by: andrew | September 14, 2006 10:08 AM

Gunston is the reason there is war, famine, disease in the world. He is the reason my girlfriend broke up with me. He is the reason I left my pop-tart in the toaster too long this morning and burned it setting off the fire alarm at work and ruining a perfectly good toaster.

Get rid of Gunston now, before prophecies of biblical proportions are fulfilled.

Posted by: Leesburg Chankenstank III | September 14, 2006 11:53 AM

I never actually watched that embarassing video. Only the Rock can talk about himself in the third person, not the big green androgenous blob.

DEATH TO GUNSTON.

Posted by: The old PF | September 14, 2006 12:33 PM

Thanks for the followup on the Gunston debate Dan, and posting the video, which should put an end to the matter. A green hairy blob speaking in third person soliloqies is intended to promote applications to GMU??? Good grief. Who was the producer/script writer for this particularly lame drivel? Yoda?

Once-and-for-all, fellow fans from across the CAA BEG those in charge at GMU, please, please, please get rid of Gunston!!!

Posted by: Longhorn | September 14, 2006 5:25 PM

I love our people on CAAzone.com. You will never meet a more loyal group of alums, students and fans anywhere. And wow are they creative! It would be to the Administration's best interests to consider what this vibrant community has to say, before they make broad statements about what fans, students and alums feel about a particular issue.

ZoneManager
GMU 95

Posted by: ZoneManager | September 14, 2006 5:56 PM

First, Mike Wise calls my baby "androgynous looking" in a column last year. Then the school wants to do away with him. Then some guy says he wants Gunston dead on your Website. Gunston has parents, you know. You should be ashamed of yourselves for picking on my little furry baby.

Posted by: Gunston's Mom | September 14, 2006 7:12 PM

all those people on the CAA zone are losers, get alife, it's mascot - half of you don't even go to school anymore, and all of you hated the patriot when we had it. gunston is fine - he's suppose to be an a$$, he get's attention, the school get's attention, it's all good. Only the no life losers, who obsesse about MAson basketball and crave to semll the jocks of our incoming recruits give a rats a$$. Oh but I forget you call yourselves the real fans - please I've read the board, get a hobby, get a dog, do something you're all pathetic

Posted by: S_Curl = Suck_Curl | September 22, 2006 3:37 PM

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