What You Need to Know, in Fewer Than 200 Words, Friday Morning

Gregg Williams is aggressive, although not as aggressive as Zach Randolph. Joe Buges, a la Timbalake, is bringing SwaggerBack (like this?) Wilbon thinks Houston

is a must-win, Portis is going full-throttle while jerking reporters' legs, Brunell's job appears safe, and the NYTimes writes about WashingtonPost.com Brunell polls while using big words. (And no, the name "Redskins" isn't offensive at all, why do you ask?)

Cavs are "slip-sliding toward oblivion" and "historically inept," Cavs fans are wearing paper bags over their heads, and the Big East is giving the ACC swirlies. Jagr could miss the opener against the Caps. Plus Tony Kornheiser eats dinner, and our President channels Jimmy V.

Post-protest, Mister Pull Peter Out Angelos is predictably dismissive, in several places, while calling the FreeBirds "misguided." Meanwhile, the O's head to Norfolk for AAA.

BTW, Andre Carter is "trying to meet expectations." Good luck with that.

By Dan Steinberg |  September 22, 2006; 8:24 AM ET  | Category:  What You Need to Know
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