Breaking Eastern Motors News
Today has the potential to be one of the greatest days of my life. Right now, as you're reading this, I'm likely already at the shoot for the new Eastern Motors commercials. I'm not sure if I'm supposed to reveal who the stars of this commercial will be, so I'll just give you their first initials: J, W, A, C and S. In other words, J-Wacs. Feel free to guess who's who. Check back later this afternoon for a recap.
To get you in the mood, for like the 8,000th time, let me include an Eastern clip. Here's a Clinton Portis remix, showing the same scenes over and over. Clearly, we're all ready for something new.
By Dan Steinberg |
June 11, 2007; 12:14 PM ET
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Posted by: I-66 | June 11, 2007 12:30 PM
J = Jason Campbell
Posted by: kjh | June 11, 2007 12:39 PM
Isn't it EASTERNS Motors?
Posted by: Anonymous | June 11, 2007 12:40 PM
My guesses:
J-Jason Campbell
W-Willis McGahee
A-Antwaan Randle El
C-Caron Butler
S-Santana Moss
Posted by: JakeTheSnake | June 11, 2007 12:46 PM
C = Chris Cooley, definitely.
Posted by: Anonymous | June 11, 2007 12:48 PM
If W is Willis McGahee make sure you kick him the face for your peeps in Buffalo, Dan.
Posted by: Shawn | June 11, 2007 12:57 PM
S- Steinbog?!
Posted by: Blackaces | June 11, 2007 12:58 PM
J=Judge Judy
W=Wayne Newton
A=Albert Connell (dude needs money bad)
C=Calvin Booth
S=Shakira
Now that's a power lunch if I ever saw one.
Posted by: Denesh | June 11, 2007 1:01 PM
I was hoping C= Christian Laettner. That would make my day.
Posted by: smperk | June 11, 2007 1:36 PM
J-Jason Campbell
W-?
A-?
C-Clinton Portis
S-Sean Taylor
Posted by: Ledell Eackles | June 11, 2007 1:41 PM
It appears from the ad that it's "Easterns Motors", not "Eastern Motors." Could you please unravel this mystery while you're out there?
Posted by: Cap Hill | June 11, 2007 1:48 PM
Its Eastern Motors, Easterns for short.
Posted by: indy | June 11, 2007 1:55 PM
Given Eastern Motors commercials I through X, you've got to expect some combo of Campbell, Caron, Antawn, etc...any major departure from Redskins/Wizards would be like casting George Costanza as Danny Ocean.
But maybe Eastern Motors is going in a new direction...and if so, wouldn't you love to see the following?
J-Joe Gibbs/Jeff Green
W-Wilbon?!
A-Alex Ovechkin/Alana Beard
C-Chris Cooley
S-Screech (the eagle)
Posted by: DD | June 11, 2007 2:10 PM
Please be Alexander Ovechkin. Hilarious potential.
Posted by: false_cause | June 11, 2007 2:26 PM
I will BUY an Eastern Motors Car if they use Ovechkin. The hilarity of him singing the song would be worth it. And since my job is my credit, it should be no problem.
Posted by: Hit My Baby One More Bashir | June 11, 2007 2:40 PM
Cooley and Brunell pimp some NoVa BMW dealership - so doubtful the C stands for Chaos.
Those Easterns commercials are so bad they rule - tell me a region that produces gems like that or Imperial Auto Insurance commercials with such frequency?
Posted by: WaPoLiveFan16 | June 11, 2007 4:14 PM
W=Wise&Wilbon!!!
Posted by: WGDC- | June 11, 2007 4:53 PM
There is an Easterns opening in Tysons Corner on Rt. 7, next to the Porsche dealer and across from HBL Mercedes and Moore Cadillac. Prediction: Easterns will put them out of business by the end of the year.
Posted by: Chris in SS | June 11, 2007 5:11 PM
I still miss the Henry's Auto Insurance ads with Albert Connell and (separately) DJ Kool. Not in an ironic hipster way, either. (I don't do anything in an ironic hipster way if I can possibly help it.)
Posted by: Lindemann | June 11, 2007 5:39 PM
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A = Antawn Jamison
C = Clinton Portis
S = Santana Moss
???