Clinton Portis's Shoes

This is an awful long video for an awful short payoff (a few seconds looking inside Clinton Portis's various closets, including the "Grown and Sexy" closet), but it does allow for a few interesting observations:

1) Clinton Portis has approximately 300 pairs of neon-hued sneakers.

2) Clinton Portis has many more dress hats than I do. They're also neon-hued.

3) What is this Presspasstv.com, and why do so many of their videos feature Portis and Santana Moss?

4) Portis's stylist in this video is named Sadia Morrison, "Stylist to the Stars," or, as she's described on her Web site, "Celebrity Stylist to the Pro Athletes and Stars." Hmmmm, where else have I heard about an NFL stylist from New York named Sadia Morrison?