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Honestly, the last time I spent this much time looking at a yellow rubber ducky it was during my daughter's bath time. The ducky-related bathtub conversation we had was like The Algonquin Round Table compared to what you'll find below. My daughter, I should note, is five months old.

D.C.'s own Red Sox Monster unearthed this Orioles fan and his duck and their combined postgame analysis, which frankly could use a little less from the fan and a little more from the duck. Also, a note to other postgame videocasters, or whatever this breed is called: please deal with any looming nostril issues before pressing record. We'll all be happier.

[Red Sox Monster also mseems to indicate that this guy's name is actually "Gil," which figures.]

By Dan Steinberg | August 2, 2007; 10:29 AM ET | Category: Orioles
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I have a teddy bear. Perhaps if I get me a camera, I can make the Bog Top 5.

Posted by: ScottVanPeltStyle.com | August 2, 2007 11:11 AM

His misspelling of catcher, his mispronunciation of Trachsel and his probably starting third baseman--Melvin Mora--were priceless.

Posted by: Colin | August 2, 2007 11:46 AM

"His misspelling of catcher, his mispronunciation of Trachsel and his probably starting third baseman--Melvin Mora--were priceless."

Reminded me of a much younger Gary Thorne

Posted by: caphcky | August 5, 2007 08:13 AM

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