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Etan's Anti-War Speech

Etan Thomas's September 2005 speech at an anti-war rally in D.C. was roundly celebrated at the time, with left-winger sportswriter and Friend of Etan Dave Zirin being moved to compare Etan to Jesse Owens, Babe Didrikson, Jackie Robinson, Pee Wee Reese, Curt Flood, Muhammad Ali and others. Back then, the transcript went all over the Internets, including onto True Hoop.

But I had never seen the video. There it is, above. Etan talks about HMOs, prescription drugs, the death penalty, corporate mergers and the bird of democracy, calls some policemen "pigs" and, in the driving theme of the speech, has the following vision:

I'd like to take some of these cats on a field trip. I want to get a big yellow buses with no air conditioning and no seat belts and round up Bill O'reilly, Pat Buchanan, Trent Lott, Sean Hannity, Dick Cheney, Jeb Bush, Bush Junior and Bush Senior, John Ashcroft, Giuliani, Ed Gillespie, Katherine Harris, that litttle bow-tied Tucker Carlson and any other right wing conservative republicans i can think of [pause for cheers] and take them all on a trip to the hood. Not to do no 30-minute documentary. I mean, I want to drop them off and leave them there. Let them become one with the other side of the tracks.

Regardless of what you think about Etan's opinions, I judge him a pretty effective public speaker. He pulls off seven-plus minutes of compelling YouTubeness much better than I do, that's for sure. And even though this footage is nearly two years old, its presence on YouTube seems to be a new development, so I think this virtually demands a Tom Knott column tomorrow. And yes, I saw this on Scott Van Pelt Style. It's been that kind of day.

By Dan Steinberg |  September 5, 2007; 11:09 AM ET  | Category:  Wizards
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Why have you forsaken me??!!

Posted by: ScottVanPeltStyle.com | September 5, 2007 12:56 PM

Etan is a tedious, insufferable joke...and I read that Dave Zirin interview- wow, he has that delightful combination of being both smug and unfunny.

Posted by: danredmond | September 5, 2007 1:17 PM

Regardless of where you stand on Etan, it's pretty clear he needs to play in Washington. I can't imagine this speech going over the same way if he delivered it in, say, Milwaukee.

Posted by: DD | September 5, 2007 2:24 PM

Etan...what an embarrassment. First, it's embarrassing how much he's paid when he's a well-below average basketball player. Now we all know that he's a left-wing lunatic wannabe activist. Just keep your ignorant opinions to yourself so some fans don't get EVEN MORE pissed when you gun one of your sweeping left-handed hook shots off the glass. Grunfeld, get rid of this clown.

Posted by: JJ | September 5, 2007 4:55 PM

I would like to put Etan Thomas and Brendant Todd Haywood on a bus with no air conditioning and drive them strait out of town. They are a couple of poopsticks!

Posted by: Etan Sucks | September 5, 2007 6:41 PM

if only the poet could study his playbook and work as hard on his game or what normal people call their trade (you know what we are all paid to do) as much as he studies politics and writes and recites speeches he might actually be worth the salary he makes. its kinda of sad that he chose a profession that he has very little feel for or for that matter passion for. poet set an example for the youth work hard at what your paid to do after you are the best you can be with your chosen trade then and only then should you be reciting poetry and writing speeches understand poet you are about as good at your chosen job as is president bush at his.

Posted by: bring back laron profit | September 5, 2007 10:12 PM

Etan Thomas is a horse's behind. He should be leaving the "save the world" stuff until he's retired. Now he should be working on his damn game. He's STEALING $$ from the Wizards given how lousy he's played. They spent all off season trying to get rid of him and no one wants him.

Posted by: Joe | September 6, 2007 11:43 AM

Right! It offends me that athletes on the teams I root for espouse their personal political opinions.

The idiots. Don't they know their only job is to jump around throw the ball run fast, etc?

Nobody wants to hear that they think, read a book, write a book [!} care about politics or anything. If we could hire monkeys to play basketball that would suit me just fine.

Now if Etan Thomas were an allstar though I might register to vote and work for the Dennis Kucinich campaign. Then his opinion would have value.

Shoot, it would be even worse if Etan Thomas were black or something. That would be almost scary.

Posted by: green font | September 6, 2007 7:17 PM

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