Did Sellers Crush Kennedy?
Uh, yeah, Mike Sellers did crush Kenoy Kennedy. I'm not posting the video so the NFL doesn't hate me, but you can watch it here. Sixty-five thousand people already have. But this fellow does agree with Awful Announcing's use of the word "crush" in the title of the video, and argues "that wasn't a crush, it was a hit. Did you see how fast he got up?" Well, whatever.
The Free-Lance Star says "It was steamroller against bug. Sellers punished Kennedy with a crushing hit...." DCist says Kennedy was "getting his [body parts] introduced to Sellers' competitive new dental plan." Thom Loverro says "The hit was Marion Motley-like. It was Jim Brown-like, Larry Csonka-like, Walter Payton-like."
"Honestly, I don't know how bad it was, because I usually hit people," Sellers said to Loverro and others. "So for me, it wasn't anything different. Apparently, I ran over him from what I understand."
"Yes, Mike, apparently you did," Loverro wrote, which was funny.
By Dan Steinberg |
October 9, 2007; 12:52 PM ET
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Posted by: ScottVanPeltStyle.com | October 9, 2007 12:57 PM
Seriously, the Oddsmakers' Top 25.
I need to know before I, you know, make decisions this week.
Posted by: Anon | October 9, 2007 01:12 PM
Who is this chooch, and why is he being allowed to make any videos that don't involve him burning down his car port in a turkey deep fryer incident?
Sellers crushed, obliterated, abused, embarrassed, steamrolled and thoroughly owned Kenoy Kennedy.
And I'm pretty sure Rod Marinelli had a smile on his face after the hit. Someone with HD-DVR needs to check the replay.
Posted by: Bucktown Skins Fan | October 9, 2007 01:35 PM
Almost perfect. Perfect would have been if Kennedy had then been called for a penalty for tripping ... which if you watch what he did -- would have been appropriate. But hey, that was some hit. Play of the week.
Posted by: AL | October 9, 2007 02:06 PM
Better than Sellers running over Dawkins... but no more satisfying!
Posted by: Kev | October 9, 2007 02:09 PM
Kennedy got rocked.. he stinks. What about Sean Taylor's block on Thrash's return? He took that sucker out
Posted by: Huckster | October 9, 2007 02:19 PM
I was driving home on route 66 yesterday and due to the light traffic (Columbus Day) I actually hit 90 MPH at one point. In the blink of an eye, some sort of bug left a 1-inch, greenish, slimy splat mark on my windshield. Without hesitation I remarked, "Sorry Kenoy."
Posted by: Wayne P. | October 9, 2007 03:09 PM
who is the maker of that video and how much blow is he on?
Posted by: dcskinswiz | October 9, 2007 03:40 PM
Good call on the blow. If you have another 5 minutes to call check out his video about the Bonaduce/Fairplay thing.
Posted by: prophet | October 9, 2007 05:54 PM
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I guess that the true definition of "Superman dat ho."