Beard Challenge '07: Drew Gooden Responds
More beard.
I've encouraged every out-of-town NBA reporter I know (a group that boasts about three members) to help provide the world with the most extensive beard-growing coverage possible. Luckily, SLAM's Lang Whitaker has already stepped up by getting an e-mailed comment from Drew Gooden, concerning his challenge with DeShawn Stevenson. Writes Gooden:
I already lost to him in a High School State Championship, but beat him in last year's Playoffs. This one would put me ahead 2-1 when I win!" D Good 90
Well, it's not exactly John Paul Jones aboard the Bonhomme Richard, but we'll take it I guess. Lang also suggests that he and I take opposing sides in this chintastic struggle; he'll endorse Drew Gooden, and I'll stand by DeShawn Stevenson. "It's like West Side Story, except with beards!" he notes. Now if we could only get Oleksiy Pecherov and Sasha Pavlovic to square off in a kasha-and-borscht eating contest, I could die happy.
By Dan Steinberg |
November 14, 2007; 9:45 AM ET
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Posted by: 9cherries.com | November 14, 2007 10:17 AM
Steinz, this morning I square off with own self in a kasha-and-borscht eating contest, playing role of both Big Oily and Sasha and hot ring girl all at once!!! I eated and eated and eated and eated and eated until my bum exploded!!!! I'ma like WHOA!! Who knew me backside wanted to be jogger, but he sure can run!!!!!! Run, Lola, RuN!!!
Jarkz the Hama Dropa
Posted by: www.wizznutzz.com | November 14, 2007 10:22 AM
That explains why Deshawn is so d*** hairy....
Hopefully, he wins the bet before he gets too Wolverinish.
Posted by: Ed | November 14, 2007 12:17 PM
This team could stand to look/be a little more burly. I think they should ALL grow beards, and I'm still getting over Caron having his facial hair lasered.
Posted by: | November 14, 2007 12:55 PM
Steinz, I can't believe you just name-checked a Revolutionary War figure. Most excellent--I feel unexpectedly edified.
WithLeather, this blog is not.
Posted by: DD | November 14, 2007 02:09 PM
drew looks like real muslim should do.
Posted by: vinny | December 21, 2007 02:48 AM
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Is it me or DeShawn need to blow his nose...