Clinton Portis is Back
Choo-Choo!
And jeez, took him long enough. This is Choo-Choo. Something about him wanting to teach Portis how to dance, and having already taught Moss how to dance, and Randle El how to dance, and Sellers how to dance, and so on. "I taught these boys how to dance," was the gist. A lot of it was unintelligible, and involved jerky dance-like demonstrations and third person referrals to "Clinton Portis," but hey, we'll take it. More on this breaking news later.
Choo-Choo!
Choo-Choo!
By Dan Steinberg |
November 8, 2007; 2:26 PM ET
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Posted by: littles | November 8, 2007 02:38 PM
PORTIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great sense of humor.
Posted by: Ken | November 8, 2007 02:46 PM
Long overdue. This team needs more ribaldry and less tedium.
Posted by: Geoff | November 8, 2007 02:47 PM
And Steinz...I believe it is "Dr. Choo Choo." He didn't attend four years of fake medical school to be called just choo choo.
Posted by: Geoff | November 8, 2007 02:50 PM
video of Choo-Choo's apearance will be shown at 5:00 on Washington Post Live ...
Posted by: littles | November 8, 2007 03:18 PM
As long as he doesn't dress up as "Fumbles the Clown" it's ok.
Posted by: Elephants_Gerald | November 8, 2007 03:19 PM
It's 2005 all over again
5-0 or we don't go!!
Posted by: Fdacowboys G20 | November 8, 2007 03:20 PM
If this teams wins their next five in a row I'll swallow my tongue. Now if they lose three straight to get to 5-6 (like 2005) and subsequently need 5 wins to get in...now we're talkin Redskins football.
Posted by: Geoff | November 8, 2007 03:43 PM
Why does this joker use photobucket to host his pictures? Doesn't WashingtonPost.com have enough server space for a image file?
Posted by: sportsbog on Extreme | November 8, 2007 03:47 PM
One good game, and here comes the strutting egomaniac.
What a dope.
Posted by: TMU | November 8, 2007 04:08 PM
wow - talk about chutzpah. has one good game against possibly the worst team in the league and he comes out glamming. and they still *barely* eked by the jokes - er - i mean - the jets. well, i guess the band played on while the titanic sank - why not have an entertainer on the deck of the titanic that is the redkins franchise.
Posted by: lame | November 8, 2007 04:18 PM
Oh MY, more "gut wrenching" clown acts.One decent rushing game against a 30th ranked defense and this is what you do as an encore.....WHEW....What have we come to?
The Washington Redskins
Posted by: EL NWDC | November 8, 2007 04:21 PM
IDIOT....Clowton Portis = Core Redskin of the Danny era. Where's Dr.IWANNAPRACTICE!
Posted by: rskstinkbgtime | November 8, 2007 04:36 PM
"Up Here" you dress up when you have one good game against the 30th ranked defense.
Posted by: stinkskins | November 8, 2007 04:44 PM
First actually exciting thing that's happened in a season of dreadfully boring football.
I suppose these unhappy opinions are the people behind fining Chad Johnson, for example, for daring to try to have any fun or personality.
Posted by: Chest Rockwell | November 8, 2007 05:33 PM
Stop with the hating... let the man have fun. I LOVE YOU PORTIS!!!
Posted by: LoveMeSomeRedskins | November 8, 2007 05:54 PM
Ya'll need to relax. He's finally in football shape and he has his confidence. This is a good sign as opposed to someone questioning "photobucket" as image hosting (nerd check??)
Posted by: Cp4prez | November 8, 2007 11:31 PM
where there is one good game many more follow
Posted by: haters | November 9, 2007 10:24 AM
Pure genius!
Posted by: jay | November 9, 2007 12:36 PM
Clinton - thanks for killing my fantasy squad.
Posted by: 6th place | November 9, 2007 01:16 PM
You go Choo-choo...holla atcha boy!
Posted by: Northeast Tyrone | November 9, 2007 10:45 PM
Clinton Portis clearly stole this bit from us. "Choo-Choo the Hurky-Jerky Dancer" is the name of one of our episodes for God's sake.
Watch Mr. Show!
Posted by: Bob and David | November 9, 2007 10:54 PM
He could be my dance partner any night of the week.
Posted by: vivaredskins | November 12, 2007 04:02 PM
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HUZZAH!!!!!