Another Jessica Mask

Well I'll be darned. There's another Jessica mask in town, this one specifically tailored to the actual town in question. Ours. Washington, D.C., I mean. Man, I need to find a way to write more clearly.
Anyhow, this mask, like that of RuinRomo's, is Packers-originated, coming from Milwaukee World, which is calling Jessica a "pulchritudinous blonde," which sounds like a bad thing.
It's probably worth mentioning that the Packers wouldn't necessarily benefit tremendously from a Cowboys loss this weekend, except that a Cowboys loss would guarantee the Vikings stay out of the playoffs, which I guess counts for something in the cold parts of the world, unless the loss winds up helping the Saints, which would just be weird.
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Dan Steinberg
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December 28, 2007; 8:45 AM ET
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Posted by: PowerBoater69 | December 28, 2007 9:07 AM | Report abuse
Jessica's pulchritude is about all she's got going for her, so if I were her I'd welcome any description highlighting it.
Posted by: Lindemann | December 28, 2007 9:11 AM | Report abuse
That sign would work well for Domi.Nick.
No particular reason why, I'm just convinced they would giggle about it for 45 minutes.
Posted by: ScottVanPeltStyle.com | December 28, 2007 10:08 AM | Report abuse
The Jessica mask has already been done. Isn't there any originality left in the world?
Posted by: Anonymous | December 28, 2007 2:43 PM | Report abuse
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The Jessica mask was a great idea when there was a chance the Cowboys needed the game clinch home field and it was worth a shot to try to distract Romo. Now that Dallas has nothing to play for, why stir them up?