DeShawn's New Year's Party

It's late in the day. Perhaps you already have your evening plans. Perhaps you're not on the Internets right now. But if you don't, and if you are, and if you haven't yet heard all those radio ads, here's the invite for the DeShawn Stevenson-Andray Blatche-Crystal City NBA Players Gala.
It has about everything you might want from your basic New Year's event. A solid location ("The Luxurious Sheraton"). Solid music (by "the East Coast #1 Hotboy DJ Quicksilva"). A lavish VIP complementary buffet (featuring fried chicken, Virginia baked ham, collard greens, mac & cheese, mashed potatoes, tossed salad and corn bread). A semi-formal dress code ("black tie optional"). And an extraneous NBA apostrophe (Andray Blatche').
Unclear whether Mike Wilks will be there. Probably not, I'm guessing. Now you can start getting ready for the party; maybe watch this video of two Cowboys fans bashing each other in the face to help get you ready.
By Dan Steinberg |
December 31, 2007; 3:34 PM ET
| Category:
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Posted by: ScottVanPeltStyle.com | December 31, 2007 05:03 PM
I heard Wizards equipment manager Rob Suller will be in attendance just for the buffet so please get there early or you will miss out on the food.
Posted by: youknowhim | December 31, 2007 09:59 PM
Well? Did anyone go?
Posted by: Lindemann | January 2, 2008 11:44 AM
Mr Steinberg, you sound QUITE racism/stereotypical and sarcastic.
Posted by: | January 4, 2008 03:14 PM
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