Kournikova to D.C.

Kournikova koming kloser.

By trotting out first Serena Williams, and now (as a visiting player, but still) Anna Kournikova, the Washington Kastles are making a bid to kompletey dominate the July sports kalendar in the District. In upkoming moments, the World Team Tennis Kastles, our newest pro sports franchise, will announce that Kournikova will join the St. Louis Aces on kourt for their July 23 match against the Kastles. What a koup. Lots of kasual sports fans will want to katch that event, for reasons that are probably less than klean and not entirely kommendable.

It seems unlikely that Serena will be here for that match, due to a WTA kommitment the same week. Serena, though, will be making her Kastles debut July 8 against the Boston Lobsters, whose team name is kuriously spelled korrectly.

Wonder if the Kaps' new addition, Sergei Fedorov, whom Kupid has separated from his former kuddle-buddy and who recently arrived from Kolumbus, will ko-habitat with his one-time kutie when she komes to D.C.

By Dan Steinberg | March 3, 2008; 2:18 PM ET | Category: Terps
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kewl......

Posted by: hmmmmm | March 3, 2008 03:27 PM

Mark Ein is gonna cill you.

I hope you have ADT.

Posted by: Unsilent Majority | March 3, 2008 03:37 PM

thank you dan

Posted by: chris | March 3, 2008 03:37 PM

this new ddukkke font is tripping me out...

Posted by: kwamesnani | March 3, 2008 04:08 PM

This Anna/Federov hook-up will be just like that FX star (can't remember her name) who used to come to Caps games to see Adam Oates until he turned up GAY!

Posted by: caphcky | March 3, 2008 04:13 PM

I've never been a fan of Kournikova. I actually read Kournikova as Sharapova and was still disappointed. What is the date on that SI cover?

Posted by: sitruc | March 3, 2008 04:33 PM

How could one misspell "Lobsters"?

Posted by: Lindemann | March 3, 2008 04:36 PM

Sheer brillianke.....

Posted by: Adam | March 3, 2008 04:44 PM

Mark Ein runs in the same pack of dogs as Raul Fernandez (former Capitals minority owner), Jonathan Ledecky (who tried to bring Arena Football to Cole Field House), Vincent Eades (PowerRide Motorsports), and one Theodore J. Leonsis. If you look at Edgar statements as well as a certain Postie's book about their monthly gatherings, you get a mixed picture about how these boys and their toys pumped and then popped the NoVa tech bubble.

Posted by: Eine, Zwei, Drei | March 3, 2008 05:32 PM

thanks dan. she makes tennis better even though she's not that good. opening day less than a month away, here's a great reminder of pre steroid era hardball.
http://johnnydoom.blogspot.com/2008/03/opening-day-dodgers-joe-torre-keep-it.html

Posted by: gfwjq | March 4, 2008 01:37 AM

Hey! She's still got my pillow!

Posted by: Rob Iola | March 4, 2008 08:13 AM

Kournikova to D.C.

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