DeShawn's Face Gets Felt
This might be a good time for DeShawn to start not feeling his face, because everyone else in this series has already completely lost face feelings. For example, and with thanks to Odenized, we have TNT's Ernie Johnson not feeling his face. And LeBron James not feeling his face. And Damon Jones, of all people, not feeling his face, as witnessed above.
Surely the Wiz must have taken offense at the Cavs so openly mocking one of their starters, right?
"If you lose by (30), he has a right to do anything he wants," Antawn Jamison said.
At least the media hasn't piled on, right, Akron Beacon-Journal-Messenger-Star-Tribune?
The same guy who called James overrated has shot 14-for-62 in playoff games against the Cavaliers -- 22.6 percent on your radio dial. His team has lost eight in a row to the Cavs. And he's going to wave his hand in front of his face to James?
By game's end the Cavs were having fun with Stevenson's wave. Damon Jones did it after a late 3, and James did it on his way into the locker room.
But at least the attacks haven't devolved into the ridiculous, right, Mike Looking Beyond the Score Celizik?
They're an embarrassment, mostly to themselves, but also to their city and their game. If you're going to roll over and die, at least have the dignity to do it like gentlemen.
Have you seen their road uniforms? I've seen garbage scows that are prettier than the abominations the Wizards dress in. You'd think they'd know that anybody who wears uniforms that ugly should sit quietly in the corner and hope nobody notices them. The Washington Generals have better uniforms than the muddy gold and black and white and star-spangled and striped clown suits the Wizards take on the court. Where'd they get the color scheme, from Duracell? One thing is sure: they were designed by a committee - of color-blind second graders
Well, at least no media members have gone completely batty, forgetting, for example, that the Kings lost their first two first-round games to the Spurs two years ago--one loss coming by 34 points--and yet still managed to hold serve at home, right, Cleveland Plain-Blue-Dealer's-Choice?
In Monday's Game 2, instead of fighting back with basketball skills, Brendan Haywood went Maurice Lucas (look him up young people) and pushed LeBron James on a layup attempt. When it comes to the Wizards, Game 2 was not a wake-up call. It was a precursor to the end of the season and the next round for the Cavs against the Boston Celtics.
If Haywood is suspended for Game 3 by the league office, a victory on Thursday in Washington is guaranteed. The Wizards don't have anyone to defend Zydrunas Ilgauskas inside and the absence of Haywood would be a free pass. So if you had plans to see a Game 5 against the Wizards here in Cleveland, cancel now because the Wizards already have.
Listen here, DeShawn. These people are throwing you a lifeline. They're brazenly feeling your face. They're telling you it's over. They're making fun of the jerseys that your team's leaders selected themselves. For the love of Yayo, you've got to start not feeling your dang face already.
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