For Sale: Mark Brunell

Yours for $29.97.
For sale on NFL.com, Mark Brunell replica jersey. Was $74.99, now $29.97. Available in white or burgundy; add $4.99 for maroon or black. Doesn't compare to the discount on B-Lloyd or Adam Archuleta jerseys, for some reason.
(And actually, those previously discounted B-Lloyds are now going for $69.99, and those previously discounted Archuletas are now going for $74.99, which, bizarrely, is more than it costs to get a LaRon Landry. That's a $5 irony surcharge. I mean, the Bears have already cut the price on Archuleta replicas from $75 to $37.50. Although there's still a hefty discount on B-Lloyd apparel B-Lloyd replicas on NFLShop.com. Man this is confusing.)
Oh, and remember how Devin Thomas wore No. 85 when he posed for photos last week, causing B-Lloyd dreams? And how he then switched to No. 11 for mini-camp? And how Gary Fitzgerald, writing on the mini-camp blog, warned that "before you rush out and buy a Devin Thomas '11' jersey, please remember that off-season jersey numbers for rookies are often temporary." Yeah, well.
By Dan Steinberg |
May 7, 2008; 4:42 PM ET
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Posted by: Larry Bird Flu | May 7, 2008 4:51 PM
If these don't sell (highly likely), do they go to kids in third-world countries like the Super Bowl losers t-shirts?
Posted by: Matt C | May 7, 2008 5:13 PM
"That's a $5 irony surcharge." = brilliant
Posted by: Jamie Mottram | May 8, 2008 9:46 AM
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Sweet. I can cover up "Thomas" with masking tape and finally, finally have the Mark Rypien jersey I always wanted as a boy.