New Crybaby Shirts
(By Winslow Townson - AP)
Remember the Papa John's Crybaby t-shirts on eBay, referenced in this space yesterday afternoon? Well, one loyal reader attempted to buy one, only to be told the item had been removed, which a quick eBay search confirms. "They're trying to make fun of me, Danny," apparently.
Luckily, fantshirts has stepped into the void, creating Papa John's look-a-like t-shirts, in Papa John's colors, but without the Papa John's logo. Free wearable publicity that Papa John's, apparently, doesn't want. The pizza company, still spinning faster than an automated pizza dough mixer, keeps giving more and more money to LeBron James-related causes, while refusing to satisfy the masses with special hot-peppers-and-onions themed "Crybaby" pizzas, speedily delivered by drivers in Mike Brown masks, who would storm into your house wearing a grimace of horror and outrage while treating tips with shouts of "Terrific! Terrific! Terrific! Terrific!"
More void-stepping: The Mothering Hut unveils its special "Crybaby" line of clothing, which, ironically, does not seem to include children or infant sizes. How can one outfit one's crying baby in one's favorite Crybaby design? It's a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a box of tissues.
By Dan Steinberg |
May 7, 2008; 4:04 PM ET
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Posted by: the real deal | May 7, 2008 4:57 PM
Glad I bought one when I did. It better arrive with the Papa Johns logo just like the picture or I'm giving the seller a negative review.
Posted by: PowerBoater | May 7, 2008 7:43 PM
Well the fantshirts is my brother and im defending him, Why come out with the shirt and not pay the consequences,What goes around comes around PAPA JOHNS !
Posted by: Cris fro Cali | May 8, 2008 6:15 PM
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LeCrybaby probly refills the water in his fishtank with his tears which is why all of his goldfish wear size 8 hats.