As Close As K-Fed Will Get to Platinum
Kevin Federline's had a tough week. Last Saturday's show at New York's Webster Hall drew only 300 people to a venue that holds 1,500. Sales were so slow for Tuesday's show in Chicago that the House of Blues started giving tickets away. His debut album, "Playing With Fire," sold less than 7,000 copies, failing to make the Billboard Top 100.
Oh, and you may have heard that Britney filed for divorce. By text message.
K-Fed's gotta be pretty down right now, and he could probably use a hug or two. Try to make Mr. Britney Spears smile tonight at Platinum, where he's going to be promoting "Playing With Fire." According to a press release, Federline will "mingle with club goers, sign CDs and walk the runway during a fashion show" of Washington-area designers.
Curious? Thankfully, you don't have to pay to see this trainwreck. Everyone 18-and-over gets free admission before midnight if they sign up for the guestlist at www.jetsetmafia.com. The timing works out perfectly: vodka shooters are $2 before midnight, and Lord knows you might need them if Fed-Ex starts performing "Papazao."
-- Fritz
By Fritz Hahn |
November 10, 2006; 12:16 PM ET
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Posted by: DJ | November 10, 2006 12:58 PM
Fed-Ex. tee hee.
Posted by: mizbinkley | November 10, 2006 4:33 PM
LMAO!! rot in hell K-Crap
Posted by: | November 10, 2006 7:36 PM
I think that Britney Spears should pay this looser what he wants, but make part of that agreement that he never ever sees his kids again.
The fact that he is using the tape to get more money is one thing, but when he also offers to back off going trying to go for custody of his sons shows that he only views them as a means to an end.
She needs to think like a mother right now, and protect her sons from this scum bag.
Posted by: shara | November 16, 2006 1:44 AM
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great plug, Fritz