Fighting Airborne Sartorial Terrorism
Southwest More Vulnerable After Kyla Ebbert Episode
As if flying weren't dangerous enough, a new threat has emerged to further destabilize air travel: sartorial terrorism.
Its agents are typically female, usually work alone or in small cells, and are identifiable by inappropriate, revealing and provocative attire designed to quickly distract passengers from the important business of keeping seat belts fastened and tray tables in the locked and upright position. Their seductive allure threatens not only to rob us of in-flight focus, but also our ability to pay attention to whatever it is our loved ones are kvetching about this time. Worse still is the sight of innocent adolescents ignoring their wholesome in-flight movies in the hopes of catching a glimpse of exposed skin when these perpetrators rifle through overhead compartments or gyrate during periods of turbulence.
Two high-profile cases involving Southwest Airlines have shown not just the danger but also the cunning of sartorial terrorists. On a flight from San Diego to Tuscon, Hooters waitress Kyla Ebbert had attempted to board wearing only a torn miniskirt and white tank top beneath a green sweater so small it looked more like a sports bra (see above). Flight staff halted the 23-year-old, saying her attire was inappropriate for a "family airline." Putting passenger safety and comfort first, they required Ebbert to pull up her sweater and pull down her skirt.
Even though they were within their rights, Ebbert complained. Using the media, she wooed the attention of First Amendment fanatics claiming the airline violated her right to free expression. Columnists and talking heads alike were unable to resist her tale, which had somehow morphed from a simple case of public safety to one of corporate paternalism.
In the midst of the hysteria, a second story popped out as suddenly as a wardrobe malfunction on Super Bowl Sunday. This incident concerned Setara Qassim, a 21-year-old who claims staff made her use a blanket to cover up the plunging neckline of her green halter top dress on a flight from Tucson to Burbank. (Whether Tucson is home to a training camp or merely a hotbed for sartorial terrorist activity remains unclear.)
Sympathizers dredged up decades-old advertising in which Southwest seemingly promoted its scantily dressed stewardesses.
Suddenly the Dallas-based carrier found itself on the defensive. With Matt Lauer, Ellen DeGeneres and, later this week, Dr. Phil calling it to account, Chief Executive Gary Kelly issued a hasty apology which read in part: "We could have handled this better, and on behalf of Southwest Airlines, I am truly sorry. Our company is based on freedom even if our actions may not have appeared that way."
Kelly has offered Ebbert two free tickets and is attempting to make light of the situation by marketing a new "skimpy rates" promotion, in honor of the mini-skirt (a gesture which Ebbert calls exploitive).
But why is Southwest so keen to dispel the notion they've gone from hot pants to hot flashes? Hasn't the statute of limitations on hypocrisy long expired? After all, doctors used to do cigarette commercials, and now they tell people smoking is deadly. Clearly airlines (which once also permitted smoking) have learned the dangers of high-altitude sexiness and understand the importance of keeping it to an absolute minimum.
Kelly's apology may be politically correct, but does it also put us at greater risk? If Southwest is really a company "based on freedom," should it have stuck to its guns and fought for the freedom to fly without fear of titillation? Unfortunately, with its actions Southwest has shown weakness to the enemy, and made all airlines more vulnerable to future lewd displays. Emboldened by free-travel incentives and fame, there may even be a rise in sartorial terrorism. Pandora's lingerie hamper could be flung open before our very eyes.
Before it goes that far, airlines need to act quickly and decisively. The only way to prevent such an explosion of indecency is with a rigid dress code for all passengers. Due to cost, comfort and convenience, allow me to suggest loose fitting robes, preferably with head wrappings, or modified burqas to combat air conditioning and the attractiveness of a nice hairstyle. Such uniforms may eventually become as necessary for air travel as boarding passes. Only through a zero-tolerance policy can we ensure that our skies remain family friendly. If not, the terrorists have already won.
By Emil Steiner | September 17, 2007; 10:00 AM ET | Category: OFF/beat Politics
Posted by: Best Milk | September 17, 2007 11:03 AM
When, even with her skirt pulled WAAAAYY down, she showed her everything on national TV, I think she was showing her all to everyone that boarded the plane. And, if the rumor be true, that she was going commando, I think they had every right to tell her to cover up or not fly.
Posted by: Mark | September 17, 2007 11:30 AM
This particular story really does show the hypocrisy that America and Americans have been throwing around for years. At first we find it amusing and throw the truth in the face of the offending party but when they try to do something to regulate the issue we snap and tell them that they are taking away our rights. A line must be drawn, where do the 'Rights' stop and required decency begin? Because we've all seen the sign No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service. Maybe a similar sign would do the trick: No Jacket, No pants, No Boarding?
In all honesty things really need to be put in perspective a dress code for flying is a pipe dream, much like a required dress code for a public school in the US, it just won't fly. That is the rough medicine. We as a society have failed to stop stupid things like this from happening simply by not thinking about if stupid things could happen. We spend so much time thinking about the stupid things that have happened and how stupid they were, that we fail to think about even more stupid things in order to be prepared the next time something stupid happens.
So think stupid and be prepared for when the next idiot walks out into traffic against the light, because you could be the one to run them right over with logic and forethought.
Posted by: Rough Medicine | September 17, 2007 1:53 PM
I hope she sues the pants off of them
Posted by: Velma | September 17, 2007 2:02 PM
The problem is the inconsistency of application. If Lindsay Lohan came on board dressed like that they wouldn't get kicked off, and that's what makes this wrong. Personally she I don't think she looks inappropriate but I could see how some people might be uncomfortable. Southwest needs to step up and make this right.
Posted by: Best Milk | September 17, 2007 3:00 PM
She was not detained from flying. She was requested to 'adjust' her clothing. To pull down her skirt and to pull down her tank top. In other words... what she's been seen wearing has not been a true indication of how she was wearing it when she was asked to adjust her clothing. Time to move on people.
Posted by: Mel4Tigger | September 18, 2007 7:17 AM
I'll move on when Southwest pulls its head out of its own ace
Posted by: ka | September 18, 2007 11:51 AM
Yo she is freakin hot!
Posted by: | September 18, 2007 12:19 PM
People should be allowed to wear wat ever they want, but the airline should be able to boot thme based on how attractive they are. 300 pound dude in banana hammock = get off the plane. Bangin hooters girl in tight mini = free drink.
Posted by: Ron Paul | September 18, 2007 12:25 PM
If they followed the Ron Paqul philosophy I would certainly fly alot more
Posted by: | September 18, 2007 12:41 PM
I sure think the airlines have a lot more important things to worry about than busting some broad over her clothing. Most especially um terrorists?
Posted by: Verno | September 18, 2007 1:02 PM
Maybe if the airlines had stewderesses in hotpants like they used to there would be less terror, did you ever think about that?
Posted by: broadbent | September 18, 2007 1:19 PM
Maybe if the airlines had stewderesses in hotpants like they used to there would be less terror, did you ever think about that?
Posted by: broadbent | September 18, 2007 1:20 PM
I really don't like looking at men's hairy legs. Can we ban those, too?
Posted by: Karen | September 18, 2007 3:12 PM
I would ban anyone who is not wearing deodorant, come on, the 60s are over, if we lost the mini-skirts the stink should go too
Posted by: | September 18, 2007 5:24 PM
I love that you can almost see her soft white panties up that skirt.
Posted by: | September 19, 2007 12:06 PM
Unless she was commando under that skirt, they really should have kept their mouth shut. It's more likely a case of a jealous old bag flight attendant not wanting the competition on board. Honestly, where does the moral policing end?
If she can't fly as is, then I don't want to be forced to sit next to a smelly, hairy, burping fatty spilling over into my seat, ever !
Posted by: Carmen | September 19, 2007 1:44 PM
The angle that we don't want an airline policing attire unless there is a dress code is the exact reason we need to pay attention to this closely. Do businesses need to post dress codes now? The more codes and laws we demand the less freedom we really have.
I watched Kyla on Dr. Phil receive her apology which she now claims was not good enough because of its word play.
I've been playing devil's advocate with Kyla Ebbert's story since I read it last week. And I find myself asking questions which lead me to seriously consider if the airlines acted justifiably. The outfit we see Kyla wearing on The Today Show and in The San Diego Union-Tribune is now in its most conservative state. In all likelihood the skirt was higher and the shirt was pulled down so the public could admire the new breast augmentation. While watching the clip from The Today Show I could see clearly see the crotch of Kyla's white panties.
Remembering this is in its most conservative state we have to ask ourselves to what degree could this same outfit be in its most liberal state. Is it possible she wasn't wearing panties? Is it possible her wardrobe was inappropriate? This is a good story because of its shock value and because it involves a local, young college co-ed. If a 300lb man were sitting next to me on a plane in nothing more than a Speedo I would ask a representative of the airlines to address the situation. Is it illegal? No. Inappropriate? Yes.
If a passenger boarded the plane wearing a shirt with a swastika logo, I would be offended even though that original symbol is thousands of years old its Nazi implications are overt. It is implied that we as individuals use good judgment when interacting with each other. And when someone doesn't show good judgment, as is very possible in this situation, we ask a representative of the business to use their good judgment on our behalf. If you go to original Kyla's myspace page, the first photo she chooses to represent herself is her in a black bra and black panties wearing high heels with a few friends dressed the same way.
What we are doing by giving Kyla so much attention for this story is encouraging some of the same behaviors many of us find nauseating: Litigation because a business refuses to apologize for using what may have been good judgment. Does every business and public place need to outline a proper dress code? If we keep flaming this story from the perspective that Kyla is a victim of big business without first giving the airline the benefit of doubt, we are doing all of ourselves a disservice. It seems to me Kyla enjoys using her new breasts and her body, in general, to get attention and financial reward: her myspace page, Hooters, the lack of wardrobe, her many flights via Southwest, etc... And that is fine in the appropriate venues.
She is making the circuit on as many of the media outlets which will have her before she ends up nude in December's issue of a men's magazine. But before we all feign outrage, I suggest we consider the flip side of this coin. It is possible she was dressed inappropriately. It is legal for a private business to weigh the circumstance and make a judgment. I would much rather Kyla's stay offended during this media blitz because she didn't receive an apology than for me to have to succumb to a detailed, written dress code in every public place I go. I prefer to use my own common sense when dressing, and would hope I don't get pulled aside and asked to change my outfit because it is inappropriate or take a shower because my body odor is intolerable or stop using profanity while drinking too much or any one of many things which are legal but tasteless.
Kyla was on KGB 101.5 on 09/12 in San Diego. She mentioned she flew with Southwest more than 100 times last year. Why and Where? Vegas perhaps. Also on her original (below) myspace she mentions she is "retired". From what?
http://72.14.209.104/search?q=cache:http://www.myspace.com/PrincessKyla
Posted by: Michael Guinan | September 20, 2007 1:23 PM
Dress codes for an airliner is not a malgnant idea at all.. after all we do have dress codes for certain public places,dont we? What if somebody insisted on travelling in natural clothes?? Freedom of expression can be stretched only too far.
Posted by: Haider | September 22, 2007 5:10 AM
Kudos to Southwest for standing up for what is right. It's called common sense. Cover your body parts when you are out in public. If you want to dress like that, go to where that is appropriate. Flying on an airplane full of families and children isn't. That's common sense. I would be shocked if she even had a case considering her past of working at Hooters and finding her on porn sites. Give me a break.
Posted by: Moore | September 22, 2007 11:18 AM
It seems like Southwest did everything correctly- they didn't announce it in public, they did so discretely. They didn't refuse her boarding, they just asked her to stop showing everyone her panties- or no panties. She wears that and then complains that she felt shamed by the episode? What?!?
Ultimately we have to depend on common sense in public- the sense of a citizen to wear what he or she thinks is appropriate but also the sense of a private business (i.e. an airliner) to determine what the lowest standards of appropriate are for its business and other customers. Please woman, grow up- and go to the beach instead of a plane.
Posted by: E Thorn | September 25, 2007 7:11 PM
ill hit that
Posted by: tyler | September 26, 2007 11:55 AM
They should just stick to their guns and tell her to shuv the 1st amendment up her ass. Because its obivious its not right "dress Aproperatly on all Airline flights" so she got embarrassed and threw a hissy fit. Personally though if i owned an Airline i would allow you to wear anything so long as you are apropriatly good looking. So hissy fit women you have a free ticket on my Airline.
Posted by: Meh | September 29, 2007 6:31 PM
Problem, Kyla says her rights were violated. That it was embarrassing. Yet whe works for Hooters and posed for Playboy. Perhaps Southwest made a mistake , but Kyla is profiting for the "embarrasing" exposure by exposing more. Her suit should be thrown out of court.
Posted by: Ken | November 16, 2007 11:37 PM
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Telling passengers what to wear is not about the first amendment but it is about fair application of policy. Southwest had no clear dresscode and until they do they will be caught in difficult spots like this.