More things to make you proud to be an sports fan

Verbatim press release:

With the 2006 Winter Olympics right around the corner, many faces--ahem--and bodies, have already grabbed the spotlight. While no official competitions have taken place, and no records have been set, many female Olympians are getting attention for their dazzling good looks. The Winter Olympics already garnered considerable attention at [free publicity deleted], one of the oldest [gambling] sites, from bettors placing wagers on who will win the most medals, and which country will medal in which sport. But due to the amount of attention athletes like Gretchen Bleiler, Sasha Cohen, and Tanith Belbin have received for their model-esque looks, [free publicity deleted] posted odds on which sexy Olympic athlete will be the first to pose for a magazine or calendar following the 2006 Winter Olympics. "Don't get us wrong, the medal sports on display at this years winter Olympics are filled with possibility and intrigue" states [free publicity deleted] spokesperson Matt Ross "But there seems to be an unprecedented amount of very attractive athletes competing this year, and fans from all over the world are noticing. This being the case, we just had to find out who public thinks has the most star power outside of their respective sport." Executives at [free publicity deleted] posted the following odds on which Olympic athlete will pose first following the 2006 Winter Olympics: Tanith Belbin 3/1 Gretchen Bleiler 5/2 Lindsey Jacobellis 3/1 Sasha Cohen 5/2 Krissy Wendell 3/1 Lindsey Kildow 3/1 Irina Slutskaya 4/1

Other odds:
I will follow through on my pledge to take a three-hour bus ride to the biathlon venue 10/1
Italian bike messengers will crash the Today Show set 6/1
Mike Wise will create an international incident 4/1
Mike Wise will create two international incidents 2/1
McDonald's will start selling the wildly popular McBloodSausage but will not give me any credit 1/1

By Dan Steinberg |  February 11, 2006; 11:13 AM ET
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