Awwww, what happened to the TomKat jokes? I fell empty now.

Ooops, that was supposed to be *feel*. Feel me, touch me...uhmm...nevermind.

I'm still in mourning for Cooley's hair. He could have achieved legendary Polamalu status. Oh, what could have been...

Megskin not sure what you was trying to do with the last post but you got a laugh out of me. (great job) 4 TCCL for Jason and everyone on this blog. You guys make my day.It also makes me keep asking myself why I moved to New Jersey.

Jason, tell me more about your views on the Chefs. The 49ers have played some tough teams, I'm picking them to pull an upset b/c of the absent Trent Green. I figure Gardner, Rod really will be ornamental and the Chefs will run with Mr. Johnson ... and that the 49ers new passing threat, Taylor Jacobs, will have his break out game. [Just kidding, trying to be a Tomkat on that one.]

Seriously, Jason, the facts of the story back up what TO and his publicist said yet people keep dragging this nonsense through the mud. While her press conference was just plain dumb she was telling the truth about the incident

The Niners have been a surprise so far this year, and I took them this week with the points (+7.5), but Arrowhead if a TUFF place to win, especially for a young qb like alex smith. And especially with a bad defense playing LJ....sorry, I'm not JLC, but I can play him on this blog. Not well, but still, it's better than talking about TO or the reasons why The Grim Reaper/Tarantula/Spitting Cobra is better than Roy "I forgot about Moss" Williams.

Hope to see some of you over on the washingtonpost webchat I have at 12:15.

Would love to submit questions, but it seems to be broken :(

I'm not as hip as the rest of you---what is TCCL?

Limerickman needs to make an appearance too

TCCL = Tom Cruise Couch Leap

Big Media and Big Brother are sons of The Man, all of which are employed by Daniel Snyder.

We forgot one: Big Media -- how many TCCL?

(remember before you answer that one, Big Media controls your thoughts and the captured aliens in the Nevada desert)

"Why'd you say that Ron? Why? You're my hero. And you say something dirty. Like poop. Poop mouth. I hate you Ron Burgundy, I hate you."

HA HA! I gotta say this is my favorite quote to come out of this whole TO saga, yet: "Give me a break. Those officers are 10 times better than this man." -- Senior Cpl. Glenn White.

I'm glad TO is okay, that he didn't try to commit suicide and that he still has the matching male and female set of "Foot-in-Mouth Dolls," Rosenhaus and Etheredge. All is right in the world and I can go back to hating Dallas, Philly and the Lilliputians with full impunity. No other human emotions, like sympathy and/or empathy, need be present.

Is Big Media anything like Big Oil?

On another note...out here on the left coast (the West Coast is the best coast, and don't you forget it), it's 75, sunny, and perfect. It's about 8:30am...is it too early to start drinking? Is it more socially acceptable to wait until noon or so?

Omar, there are precious few "facts to this story." There is a police report that says Owens tried to kill himself. There is a trainer whom Owens fired yesterday for talking about Owens' broken engagement. And there are the hospital reports which Owens has not made public.

Kimmy PR has 25 million reasons to keep Owens off the non-football injury list. For his sake, I hope he's not just putting a happy face on a serious mental illness.

It's never too early to start drinking.

If you need further rationale, I suggest asking BOOFER what he thinks is "socially acceptable" -- I'm sure he will say it is fine.

It's going to be in the high 80s in my part of the Left Coast, I say we crack the Patron and start hitting the margaritas at 10. P Diddy, you down?

Oh, and Big Oil is Big Media's cousin. Between them, they control gas prices, your thoughts, the aliens in the desert, and point spreads.

Omar

The facts may back-up TOs story and it seems clear that he was just being dumb not trying to off himself. HOWEVER, the ignorance, insensitivity, and lack of media savy by a PR rep (major irony there)was astounding.

"TO has 25 Million reasons not to kill himself"....okay brainiac woman....suicidal depression is a medical problem/disease related to imbalances in your brain not your checking account. Like rich folks don't get sick

As long as TO and his "peeps" represent him with this circus of stupidity, people will be on his case and think he is a joke...he deserves to be dragged through the mud for his stupidity.

P Diddy that is just not right. Here is dirty Jerz it not even going to be 75 all day. Damn you! lol

And I know this is a Skins blog, but did anyone see the 7th inning of last night's O's/Yankees game? Allowing a run on errors and bad catching and still keeping a no-hitter going (which was later lost)?

That team is a mess. Free the birds!

I feel like we are going to lose this weekend. Anyone else feel the same way?

I always feel like we're going to win.

The record-breaking Mark Brunell can't even manage 1 TCCL for his 22 straight screens/dumpoffs/checkdowns?! Tough crowd.

Hey Joe, Mark would actually merit 5 TCCLs for that performance. 1 is for crap.
It is definitely not too early to crack the brews and whip of the margaritas. Down a few for me boys, and enjoy the Left Coast sun.
As for the Chefs, I like 'em. Not to win outright per say, but I think make a game out of it.
As for TO, not sure what he facts are other than Kimmy thought her man was in big trouble, accused the cops of lying, and now seems to be backing off that whatever.
Whatever. She's an idiot. Hope TO is alright but I really think he was reaching out for help here. Just my take on it.
Oh yeah, and more importantly:
A belated 5 TCCLs for BORAT. The man was running through the streets of DC yesterday, did you guys here? Viva Kazhak. Booyakashot!

haha, it'll be nice to see Gardner, Rod in action. lets see if he'll live up to fiddy-fiddy....or will it be 40-60 cause he's rusty?

and yeah, forever, the team in KC will be known as the Chefs....classic Snickers commercial.
"looks good, but who da chefs?"
hahahahhaa

Wow, weekly award!
Face turns red like rose on snow --
H-Man unworthy!

This is going to be one of those games where you wonder why you are a Redskins fan for most of the game. They will have so many three-and-outs, it will make you sick. The first four possessions will be three three-and-outs and a turnover. Their defense is like Devastator...pretty tight by position, but just ridiculous as a whole. You cannot run on this team period. It won't happen. Bench Portis if you have him. He will not score or run. I am so serious about this. All the talk about Portis, who I love like a son who takes down the Prom Queen, is irrelevant when it comes to the Jags. John Henderson is going to look like one of our O-Linemen he will be in the backfield so often. Fox will bill Dockery vs. Henderson as a key matchup between two men. This is a falsehood. Henderson is a man. Dockery is a fat kid who ate too much ice cream growing up. He will be tossed aside. Dominated. The corners play tight at the line and are smart and jump routes like my cousin got jumped by four dudes at 7-Eleven back in '87. Their safeties play both deep and at the line. Our only chance of winning this game rests in the hands of four players and I am serious about this: Moss, Cooley, Lloyd and Brunell. Moss will be the key more than anyone. His crossing routes across the middle will be the only thing to bring success because this to me is the only vulnerability of the Jags D. Cooley will be key for the same reason. Lloyd is our only red zone hope. I kid you not. This is the game where Brunell needs to throw it up for grabs and Lloyd needs to bring it down.

This game is going to come down to the last six minutes of the 4th quarter. We have to hope we hold them to field goals and that we score a weird touchdown at some point. Our defense will look not great again. I think Grilliams has been figured out and this is his last year in DC. All of this nonsense about Springs not allowing Grilliams do the things he wants to do is stupid. Great defenses do that all of the time. Al Saunders is the heir apparent and he should be. Mark it down. Grilliams' schtick is getting tired.

We have a chance to win this game, but not much.

(Pulls a 2-6 and shows up as LimerickMan, complete with oversized green glasses, fake green afro, and a frosty Smithwicks.)

There once was a blog in DC
By a metalhead J-la-C.
Skins were the focus
Tho banter did soak us
From posters' repartee.

(OK, I feel dirty. Back to the haikus.)

BS

The "gov" not you LimerickMan.

Who EVER questions why they are a skins fan?????

I heard a rumor that Gibbs was calling the offensive plays last week...is this true? If so, what was Saunders doing during the game?

I have questioned it many times. As a matter of fact last week when we went three and out and then they dropped the bomb over our d I was yelling "Why am I a skins fan."....then 5 minutes later i remembered.

I feel the Gov is correct on Grilliams. Sometimes Defensive schemes get figured out like pitchers. Never to be effective again. Furthermore karma punishes those who refer to themselves in the third person and Grilliams loves to do that.

I have to stop talking about all this . Skinz is getting UPSET!!!

5 TCCL - for the Best Coast...Seattle sunny and 75...though i chose to live here b/c its more laid back, im east coast all the way (especially with the driving and j walking) and i make sure everyone out here knows it...

oh and btw...i have a bushel of steamed/spiced maryland blue crabs arriving today (any hour now)!!! hell yeah!!!

yo pdiddy...im down with the cocktails!!! its too nice out to work!!!

Borat rules...check out these vids...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0rnohG1DL0&mode=user&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d-qsnMPC0g&mode=related&%20search=

cant seem to find the DC Borat Press release video i saw yesterday...freagin' hysterical...ill see if i can track down the coworker that sent it to me and post it later...

RESPEK!!!

5 TCCL - for the Best Coast...Seattle sunny and 75...though i chose to live here b/c its more laid back, im east coast all the way (especially with the driving and j walking) and i make sure everyone out here knows it...

oh and btw...i have a bushel of steamed/spiced maryland blue crabs arriving today (any hour now)!!! hell yeah!!!

yo pdiddy...im down with the cocktails!!! its too nice out to work!!!

Borat rules...check out these vids...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0rnohG1DL0&mode=user&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d-qsnMPC0g&mode=related&%20search=

cant seem to find the DC Borat Press release video i saw yesterday...freagin' hysterical...ill see if i can track down the coworker that sent it to me and post it later...

RESPEK!!!

D'oh, Haikuman wins yet another award for slipping a haiku into todays chat. Classic.

In regard to Borat. From Rueters Reuters or however you spell it....

Shortly after Nazarbayev dedicated a statue in front of the Kazakh embassy, Borat denounced an official Kazakh publicity campaign running in U.S. magazines as "disgusting fabrications" orchestrated by neighboring Uzbekistan.

"If there is one more item of Uzbek propaganda claiming that we do not drink fermented horse urine, give death penalty for baking bagels, or export over 300 tonnes of human pubis per year, then we will be left with no alternative but to commence bombardment of their cities with our catapults," Borat said.

I can't get to the youtube links....damn corporate firewall.

But I can get to yahoo movies. So for those of you who need a Borat fix and have your corporate firewalls configured by Big Media, here is the link to the yahoo page with the Borat previews.

http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809426565/trailer

Love the title of the movie -- can't wait!

5 TCCL for Fridays!

here are a couple more links to Borat vids...still cant find the one that is the press release yesterday in front of the kasakstan embassy...

http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/borat/

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=borat

(I guess I didn't feel all THAT dirty as LimerickMan)

Bloggers invaded the chat
Megskins must be all that --
Three questions submitted
Tho I should be committed
For hoping her breakup is stat!

HaikuMan's got skillz!

You guys must be white. (Ali Haji Shank and HaikuMan) Stop before you hurt yourself.

yo...skinz...thats it...wheres the video you got that quote from?

1/2 white, 1/2 Hawaiian. Does that mean I will only be partially hurt if I continue?

Brother you have me in tear. That was a good comeback. lol

http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=domesticNews&storyid=2006-09-29T124641Z_01_N28213372_RTRUKOC_0_US-LIFE-BORAT.xml&src=rss&rpc=22

is the link.

It's not the video just an article.

The Bokat video is in the Style section of today's Washington Post.

dcsween...thats totally it...

all check out the vid...
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/print/style/?nav=left

then check out kazakstans reply...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0rnohG1DL0&mode=user&search=

Booyakashot!

you aren't writing hauku! you are writing Senryu!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senryu

I love carpet. I love lamp.

Fraud! Big Media must be involved!

I see Paris. I see France.

Scholarly guise dead!
Literal edit buzzkill
Says Senryu-Shmenryu.

Well JLC I am out of here for today. Was this the longest Friday ever?(or is it just me) If we lose Sunday and go into next week game against the G-Men 1-3. You are going to need to come save me. A week of hearing the Gainst fans talk trash maybe be just a little to much for me. I hope you have a great weekend.

Hey Nation. I was called out yesterday, as you all know, by someone on one of the blogs. He said that my argument was weak because it used no facts (I hope he is not a Bush supporter, because that would just be hypocritical, now wouldn't it), and in one respect, he is correct. I did not use any facts in my response to Fluffer's post other than the whole catologue of dirty Roy Williams pictures on his computer. But he was wrong on a couple of spots in his rebuttle. He said that Fluffer brings the facts, and that is why we are mad at him. I am not mad at him for bringing any kind of facts, I am mad at him because it is not Dallas week. That would be like the U.S. administration trash talking to Iran way before we invade. It doesn't make any sense. So he can leave and come back at Dallas week, and everything will be honkey doorey. And, person who criticized me, if you can name me the last 5 statistics that Boofer brought (in any order), I will apologize sincerenly and never write another post again. Until then, don't criticize me on things that you don't even know are true.

Go Skins!!!!!

Dudes,
Sorry I was out yesterday and most of today. I was on the PUP list with a dental procedure from Hades. There was a saw involved. I am stuttering and swollen and am questionable for gametime but you know you can count on me.

Word.

This weekend will be an important one for Grilliams. The offense of the hah-guars is sub par. This needs to be a defensive struggle that we win because we have too much offensive talent. I do not feel confident in this at this time. We need to find a way to dominate teams like we have the last couple years when grown men feared us.

Great week of banter everyone.

Please join in me in hoping Gardner, Rod dresses but does not play for the Chefs.

FACT 1 BOTH O-LINE TACKLES GETTING BEAT REPEATEDLY,WHY SO MANY PENALTYS!FACT 2 ROY HAS 2 INT TAYLOR 0 FACT 3 BOYS HAVE MORE PLAYOFF VITORIES AND ANY OTHER RECORD THATS MEANINGFUL!FACT 4 INTS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THEN BIG HITS FACT 5 TAYLOR HAS GIVEN UP 3 TDS ROY 0 FACT 6 ALL YOU BOZO SKINY FANS ARE IN DENIAL!!!!!NOW MACACA SHOW EVERYBODY HOW LIKE ALL SKINY SCUM IS AND RENIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MACACA JOHNSON LAST RESPONSE FOR YOU BABY!

Fact: Everything you stated is not a fact.

Therefore my hypothesis is that you don't know what a fact is.

Megskins was right. They just don't homeschool like they used to. Funny thing is i'm not mad at you. I'm mad at your mother.

SKINZ IF YOUR STATEMENT IS THOSE ARE NOT FACTS THEN PLEASE DISPUTE EACH ONE AND ALSO GET A DICTIONARY AND LOOK UP FACTS!!YOUR REALLY LOOKING KIND OF STUPID WITH THAT LAST POST!!

Thanks Haikuman (Senryuman??) I spent most of 6th period today trying to think of a nifty limerick while the 8th graders were silent reading (a teacher's best friend)but with no success.

You should start a limerick of the week for a player whose exploits on the girdiron warrent them praise. You seem to have the creative edge to do such a task.

Ill be jumping on the couch til Sunday!

At CNN.com and under "Most Popular" in the videos section look for # 1, "Battle over Borat" for the latest video coverage of our man Borat.

The best part is when the Kazakh offcial gives the opinion "he's not really from Kazakhstan he's really more from Boratistan" or something like that.

Too funny.

Fluffer,

..."and any other meaningful playoff record" is not a fact therefore the statement is not factual.

"INTS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THEN BIG HITS" .Nope not a fact.

"TAYLOR HAS GIVEN UP 3 TDS." Nope not a fact

"ALL YOU BOZO SKINY FANS ARE IN DENIAL." Nope not a fact.

Please stop it. You are embarrassing yourself.

SKINZ I REST MY CASE,THANKS FOR YOUR WONDERFUL INPUT,YOUR DISPUTES ONLY CONFIRM WHAT ALL NFL FANS THINK ABOUT SKINY FANS!!hehehehehahahahahehehaa

What's the matte No more "facts" Fluffer?

See Troll's like you shouldn't try to state facts. You should try and upset people by making your unsubstantiated statements.

Leave facts to the big boys.

Bye Bye now. You are dismissed.

Talk about denial...
Most NFL fans could care less about fans of other teams. That is, except their dislike of cowboy fans. Everyone seems to have a problem with cowpokes.

I'm not just talking NFC East. I have friends in Atlanta, Philly, Boston, New York and Seattle. I have relatives who root for Carolina, Green Bay, Miami, Minnesota, and even Buffalo. What they all have in common is a distaste for all things relating to the self-proclaimed America's team.

SKINZ,MEANINGFUL MEANS BOYS HOLD RECORDS SUCH AS MORE SB WINS,MORE PLAYOFF WINS,MORE NFC CHAMPIONSHIPS,MORE HEAD TO HEAD,WINNING RECORD IN EVERY DECADE INCLUDING SB YEARS IN 80S FOR SKINYS,AND OF COURSE MORE DIV TITLES,ALL FACTS BOZO SKINY FANS!!DONT HATE, APPRECIATE!!hehe

ART ART ART,FANS DONT LIKE DALLAS FOR DIFFERENT REASONS,THEY ARE AMERICAS TEAM,THEY HATE THE CHEERLEADERS THAT ARE KNOWN AROUND THE WORLD,THEY HATE ALL THE SUCCESS,IN OTHER WORDS THEY ARE JEALOUS,AS FOR SKINYS, THEY LAUGH AT YOU GUYS BECAUSE EVERY YEAR DANNYBOY SPENDS 100 MILL ON PLAYERS AND COACHES,EVERY YEAR FANS SAY SB, AND EVERY YEAR YOU SUCK!!hehehe

Who is the silly boy with the broken Caps Lock key?

JIMMY FARRIS UPDATE:

This from a story on CNNSI on Terrell Owen's problems and his recent breakup from his fiance:

"Owens, speaking to SI.com in a nearly deserted locker room at the close of Friday's media-access period, said he has been heartened by the responses of many people close to him, some of whom immediately traveled to Dallas upon learning of his hospitalization. He said former San Francisco 49ers practice-squad receiver Jimmy Farris, who now lives in Atlanta (he played for the Falcons from 2002 to '04), "flew down right away and has been staying at my house. My cousin flew down, and so did my pastor. And another friend flew in from San Jose -- she was on her way to New York [on Tuesday], but she said God told her to come see me instead."

Opinion: Long day.
Fact: I need cold, frosty beers.
Screw gym, it's Friday!

I' ve known Jimmy and TO were tight for a long time. Called him right away Wednesday morning - or whatever day this all went down - and left a message, but have not heard back from him. He was probably on his way down there when I called.
Forgot to get Jimmy's number myself, but my old boss George Solomon - Farris's No. 1 fan - had the digits, of course.

Not much of a chance that "Fifty-Fifty" will see the field here in KC on Sunday - he's listed on the depth chart as the fifth WR. No way the Chiefs lose to SanFran, especially since they're playing at Arrowhead. I believe the Chiefs are favored by 7, and that sounds about right, even with Herm Edwards and Damon Huard leading the team. The SF defense is atrocious, which makes sense with our boy Mike Nolan coaching the team. Worst defensive coordinator ever. I can't believe we had to watch him and LeCharles McDaniel coaching our boys with Norv AT THE SAME TIME. Isn't that like the perfect storm of horrible coaching? Throw in a Schottenheimer or two, add Spurrier, and top it off with Jimmy Raye, and you've achieved Redskins coaching nirvana!! [Note the sarcasm].

Sacha Baron Cohen is a genius. His antics have gotten him (and his soon to be released movie) to front and center on http://www.yahoo.com

He even managed to unseat TO as the hot topic du jour.

with our boy Mike Nolan coaching the team. Worst defensive coordinator ever. I can't believe we had to watch him and LeCharles McDaniel coaching our boys with Norv AT THE SAME TIME.

How do these two clowns keep getting coaching jobs? Them and Dave Wannstedt(thank Gawd Dan $nyder never wanted him), worst coaches evah!

megskin, right on with the coaching analysis. i still can't believe we have gibbs back.

p-diddy...never too early to start the cocktail hour on friday, and that may be the only way to get through the game on sunday..grey goose/rocks for me!

haikuman, you're killing me...keep it coming.

i have a good feeling about sunday,,gibbs is notorious for getting the skins ready when they are the underdog...watch out.

hail skins!

Am I blogging? Oh, I think I am. Must mean that I didn't recieve any facts. Oh, well. I guess The Jones over there in Dallas doesn't have an online blog for his fans. Just as well...if Boofer is any indication then most CG fans are illiterate. Oh, here is a fact, Fluffer. The Deadskins are the highest grossing team in the NFL. Yes, more than your pathetic "America's Team." Now that is a meaningful stat. The good has risen once again to defeat the evil as your retarded "facts" are disproven. Face it, Fluffer, our team is more popular than yours. Your team is like the fat kid in the back of the dance who could never get a girl and finally went home to his chocolate cake. Popular people always prevail, and that is what Skinny fans are.

Get your goose on Clarett style

(Special guest appearance by a tipsy LimerickMan)

Home from friends and drinkin'
Prompts some late night thinkin' --
To surf and blog
Amidst the fog
Makes poetry a-stinkin'.

Best one yet Haikuman.

MACACA MACACA MACACA,YOUR STILL HERE BECAUSE YOUR NOT A MAN OF YOUR WORD,EXPECT NOTHING LESS FROM SKINY SCUM,I LUV YOUR HIGHEST GROSSING POINT,DANNYBOY HAS OVER 90,000 SEATS,JONES HAS 65,000 AND CHARGES HALF OF WHAT DANNYBOY CHARGES FOR EVERYTHING FROM SEATS WITH OBSTRUCTED VIEWS,(SUCKER FANS),TO PARKING,AND DANNYBOY IS ONLY 300 MILL AHEAD OF JONES!! JONES PAID 170 MILL FOR BOYS AND DANNYBOY PAID OVER 800 MILL FOR DEADSKINS,JONES HAS NEW STADIUM IN 2008,WE WILL TAKE #1 THEN!!

Sky too bright, head hurts.
Vow to never drink again!
Well, 'till the next time.

HERE IS ANOTHER FACT FER YOO MORON SKINNY FANS. DALLAS IS IN TEXAS. JONES IS THA BESTEST OWNER EVER. ROY WILLIAMS IS SO SO GOOD LOOKING, UNLIKE TAYLOR. OHHH, I LOOOOOVE ROY. ANYONE SKINNY FAN WHO DONT LIKE ROY IS JUST JEALOUS. HE IS MY MAN!

Poor poor Haikuman. Buck up little soldier, 25 hours 'til gametime!!!

ANYONE SKINNY FAN WHO DONT LIKE ROY IS JUST JEALOUS. HE IS MY MAN!

Boofer, let's please leave out discussions of your sexual preference mmmkay?

And really, we don't want your man. Go ahead, keep him. He's all yours.

24 hours from now, we'll be either 2-2 or 1-3...
in other words, with road games against the mannings looming in the future, our season will be temporarily salvaged, or, at 1-3, we'll be looking forward to NEXT season

nerve-racking, eh???

Panic post loss? No.
G-men, Titans -- not tough. Colts?
Weeks bring change, this league.

Still can't understand why the stupid Boofer prefers to troll our blog.....obviously has nothing better to do. And how he/she has the audacity to say anything about Snyder spending money...how about Jerry Jones????

Anyway, go back to Dallas...we don't want you here.

Even if the Redskins never win another game against Dallas, it still won't change what happened:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zKcl-sfEiEM&mode=related&search=

Just keep watching it over and over and over again Boofer.

NiteNite.

14 hours and 45 Minutes to go Redskins Nation!! Woohoo!

It's game day and my head hurts. Good Lord, someone remind me next weekend to stay off the Becks.

IT'S TIME FOR A BOOFER SALUTE,
WHOSE POSTINGS OFTEN POLLUTE,
BUT WHEN THINGS GET SLOW
WHERE DO WE GO?
TO BUST ON THAT CRAZY OLD COOT!

you fans should drink lots of alcohol today,you will need it.the jags D will put a hurting on that pathetic off. you have. your D will once again be exposed.try to pass out before halftime,thats when it will be over,look forward to reading all the nonsense that will be posted by loser fans,good luck!

I will be drinking lots of alcohol today, but you know why? Because it's Sunday. Not because I have any fear of the Jaguars.

Respect, yes. Fear, no.

jaguars,

skins are going to whip the sorry ass jags.
no amount of boozing will help you.
say, how many super bowls have the jags won? how many super bowl appearances? let me guess, none. that's what i thought. come back when the jags do something meaningful.

hail to the redskins, hail victory!!

WooooooHoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
Let the celebrating begin!

portis gots some seious alligator arms!

portis gots some serious alligator arms!

portis gots some serious alligator arms!

hey jaguars,

c'mon and bring it on...what did i tell you. gibbs is THE MAN!! we ran all over your vaunted defense! how many did portis go for? that would be 100+. what do you think of those little passes now. that would be moss for 3 td's...ha ha ha!!

yeah baby,

the goose is going down smooth right now!
i feel a monday call out. hail to the redskins...we are back on offense, gibbs/breaux style..but i'm not so sure about the defense..hail victory!

hey booferbutt,

so you beat up on a no account, sorry ass titans. well we kicked the best defense in the league's ass. wait til next game when bas ass #26 is healthy. little roy will be crying for his momma, bit%h!!

Rookie? Eight car's stats:
Plus 300, 3 touchdowns.
Are you serious?

"the jags D will put a hurting on that pathetic off. you have." How did that work out? Yea, real hurtin. I think Santana is saying, ooh, ouch. Uh, oh, Clinton Portis is reeling after that game. You pathetic jaguar fan will never be back here. I smell -----!

hey booferbutt,

so you beat up on a no account, sorry ass titans. well we kicked the best defense in the league's ass. wait til next game when bas ass #26 is healthy. little roy will be crying for his momma, bit%h!!

Did anyone else notice that Carlos Rogers gives any man he covers a 7 yard buffer to catch the ball. The Jags tied up the game largely in part to #22 letting the little underneath stuff by to protect against the long pass. I thought this guy was a 1st rounder? Shouldn't he be able to play tight coverage at the end of the game?

Oh yeah, and PUT IN JASON CAMBELL!

Dorf, I completely agree w/ you with respect to #22's play. He's getting beat regularly by everyone he's covering. That 4 play drive where the jags went from 17 to 24 was attributable to his passive coverage, for sure.

However, putting in Jason Campbell is equal to forfeiting the season. Putting him in now, we won't win more than 6 games. If Mark plays like he did today, with exception to the horrible flea flicker, the skins will be fine.

I just happened to peek at the schedule for the rest of the season....damn ours is definitely one of the toughest. I'd say the only games we're assured of winning are Tennessee, @ Tampa, and @ StL....aside from that, got G-men and Eagles twice, cowpunks, colts, panthers, falcons, and Saints (on the road).....wow....and i think 10-6 will be needed for playoffs...it's definitely gonna be tough

BOZO SKINY FANS,NEVER CALL OUT A FAN OF A TEAM THAT WOOOOOOOOOPED YOUR ASS ON NATIONAL TV!!!!!ENJOY YOUR WIN,GOOD GAME, TERRIBLE D FROM 2 THAT ARE SUPPOSE TO BE BETTER.BAD CALL ON FUMBLE,3PTS TO SKINYS,AT HOME EMOTION IN SKINYS FAVOR,DIFFERENCE IN GAME.TOO MANY MISSED TACKLES ON BOTH SIDES TO BLAST ALL OF THEM. I HOPE YOU GUYS CAN CONTINUE AND MAKE THIS RUN EVEN MORE INTERESTING.PEACE OUT!!!!!!!!!!

The JC comment was some sarcasm... Brunell had 300+ and 3 TDs on one of the stoutest (is that a word?) defenses. I just thought it was funny how panicky we were two weeks ago and now we think Brunell is Brett Favre 10 years ago. Sarcasm doesn't work well in typing, so my apologies K-Man

Don't worry Dorf, some of us got the sarcasm.

Now, as long as Brunell doesn't revert to the lame thing we saw in the first two weeks I'll stay happy! And after that game yesterday, I am so freaking happy! Yay!

The O-Line was so good it was sickening. The Jags looked like bowling pins being setup and just methodically knocked down.

Jason: The skins defense actually seemed better at the line of scrimmage this week (despite the score), but seemed to be all but conceding the big play. Carlos Rogers really doesn't seem capable of anchoring the secondary. Does he have what it takes to step up this season, ideally by, say, next week, or do we just have to stick it out until Springs makes it back? How long does it typically take for corners to adjust out of college?

i'm a little slow, didnt pick up on the JC comment. my bad. rogers just has to hold the fort for couple more weeks, right? i just hope that he's back before the Indy game, cause with all the audibles Peyton can do, we're gonna be punished bigtime for the safety blitzes and man-coverages....just like we got beat on Jones-Drew's TD when our defensive MVP Archuleta blitzed...right???

Rogers had 6 tackles... double what anyone else had. They were passing his way all day long. With 7 yards of separation, why wouldn't they. 5 TCCLs to Byron. That guy has heart and he's a hometown boy. Tough as nails. Classy guy, but I feel no remorse that his momma got to watch him lose yesterday.

Rogers had 6 tackles... double what anyone else had. They were passing his way all day long. With 7 yards of separation, why wouldn't they. 5 TCCLs to Byron. That guy has heart and he's a hometown boy. Tough as nails. Classy guy, but I feel no remorse that his momma got to watch him lose yesterday.