first

Broke out in hives huh? I guess Dallas has been talking to the ladies at Clyde's near Ashburn.

DAGGGERRR!!!!

Bringing in a guy who can't play is just weird.

FROM LAST POST

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So once and for all, can we say

CHECK and MATE... no more "insider' dope. He will tell what the pressers tell or what coaches tell him, but he is certainly on their S list now... so this is a community of people talking about the skins.

Truthfully, links provided and theorys posited by the members, not the moderator, is what I have found to be most helpful in my crack binge for redskins news.

Soap Box Off!

Not that weird Joe... the front office has done worse.

I'm going to start a WE WANT TROTTER chant.

Clinton Portis says he is shooting for a Sept. 9 return (big shocker there).

Works for me.

WE WANT TROTTER! WE WANT TROTTER!

an ointment?!?!? an ointment?!?! well, that's the problem right there. should have used an unguent, or maybe a salve.

I DON'T want Trotter!

first - fyi

WE WANT PRIEST!!

" ... Jordan Palmer says - fingers crossed - he is optimistic about getting his first preseason work this Saturday ..."

If getting sacked a lot by guys facing NFL extinction next Tuesday counts as "preseason work", then I share his optimism.

Anyone think that last post was aimed at Hail to "em????

Just brought my skins paraphernalia to the classroom. The library is laminating my skins poster (as well as my JMU 2004 D-1AA Football National Champions poster) I have my Skins bobble head and The Larry King Cardiac Foundation lead helmet paper weight as well as a pack of Skins ball point pens. The guy next door to me is a Dallas Cowboys, New York Yankees and Florida State fan. I will not show mercy to him. I need to buy a Skins polo for casual friday and I'll be set.

The Dorf abides.

None of this news addresses the 800 pound elephant in the room. WHAT ABOUT THE O-LINE???

WE WANT A PRIEST! YOU NEED TO EXORCISE US NOW!

Hey, I am team player - if thats what it takes to get some %%#$ing news on here.

I think Gibbs and I can take him though.

JLaC - Is Jordan Palmer getting and better in practice (rumors will do since I know the practices are now closed).

I don't want Trotter either.

"Breaking out in hives?!?" How can you be so negative? That just proves you hate the Skins. If you didn't, you'd right that he'd acquired some non-traditional body mass, as part of the secret plan to go 19-0 and win the Super Bowl and the Beijing Olympics -- in every sport.

JENNA JAMESON, JENNA JAMESON WE NEED JENNA JAMESON ...

Inigo;

The post from Jla??? It was very succinct, no extra words, no emotion. Just facts.

I owuld have to say it is not a normal JLa post.

I hafta say that I always break out from Band-Aids...But it doesn't keep me from working out....No prizes for 77,777 on account that I got nuthin'....Let me find something for 88k.

Amen Z

"Breaking out in hives?!?" How can you be so negative? That just proves you hate the Skins. If you didn't, you'd right that he'd acquired some non-traditional body mass, as part of the secret plan to go 19-0 and win the Super Bowl and the Beijing Olympics -- in every sport.

Posted by: groundhogdayguy | August 22, 2007 03:34 PM

hahahhahahhaha!!!!!
That was funny, I'm done arguing with people and saying realism isn't negativity, but that was funny.

Jack, can you please recount the 8 sacks given up by THE LEFT SIDE OF THE LINE in two games for me? I would like the name of the sacker and the QB sacked. I am willing to bet that Heyer did not give up one of them. And that was Coach Joe's point. Why heap SJK on Heyer without anything to support it? I think JLaC has staked out a position on this and is doing his level best to find support for his thesis. After the first game, his game story blamed Heyer for the hit on JC that led to a fumble. I said when it happened that the blitz was JC's read. After the game, JC acknowledged it was his read and he missed it because he failed to look back side. In the piece that got the Coach riled up, I thought JLaC was a bit over the top in saying JC almost suffered torn ligaments and tendons. He doesn't even have a severe sprain.

Does the O-line need more depth? Yes. But sacks happen. And they will happen when Samuels is in the game. The real problem with the line is at guard. Not left tackle. And the fact that a guy didn't get drafted does not have a SJK thing to do with his ability to play. Don't believe me. Ask Dick Lane, Larry Little, Willie Wood, Warren Moon, Willie Brown, Priest Holmes, Antonio Gates and our own Joe Jacoby.

Posted by: LH | August 22, 2007 03:27 PM

Who had the 77,777th post Cin?

JACK BE NIMBLE JACK BE QUICK cause FIRE IS the devil's only Friend! Oh while o'l Jack was looking down Peri stole his corny
frown. No angel born in Ashburn could shake that loathesome
assburn. OOOPS SJK!

Z, it was absolutely and completely normal, esp. the spelling on "optimisctic".

77,579...
i have to go see tony and mike, so mv dame is the official count man. not to be confused with the viscount.

Didn't the settlers give the native americans blankets infected with pale face diseases? Me thinks the Cowboys are behind Sartz's hive issues.

Boo to Trotter!!!!!!!!!!

77,581rthrd!!!!

LH, why was that directed to me? I haven't said anything negative today? I've been talking all day about Springs, the defense, the future and how we're not gonna get Priest Holmes....I haven't said a word about the line....so why call me out?

Dorf - you have a co-worker that likes the Yankees, FL State, and the Cowboys?? Talk about riding the 90's bandwagon. I was waiting for the Red Wings to be thrown in there too.

this is much better "inside" information.

good job JLC

There is officially no news. I'm bored. Kevin Bacon game anyone? Where to begin ... hmmm ... Priest Holmes?

Priest Holmes -> Judas Priest -> Rod Halford -> Gardner, Rod -> Chauncy Gardner -> Peter Sellers -> Mike Sellers -> H-back -> Priest Holmes! Damn this circular game!

No Priest.
No Trotter.

Portis is a self-inflated wimp, apparently. I'm starting to wonder what his lockeroom impact is since he doesn't want to play preseason. Even Shaun Alexander has 2-3 rushes per preseason game. Sure, Tomlinson doesn't play preseason either, but I don't think much of that personally. What kind of message does that send to the team?

I'll ask...

I have another co-worker whose the same... Cowboys, Yankees, North Carolina

real SJK bag

Harrisonburg's a funny town, huh Dorf?
Seems like everybody is either a Skins or Dallas fan (with some odd ball Raiders fans here and there).

The problem is, EVERY Dallas fan there is the 'typical' Dallas fan that I rant about from time to time here. (they only like frontrunner teams like the Yankees, Florida State, Notre Dame, etc)

They are, indeed, the scum of the earth.

SMACK = scum of the earth?

A lot of new Steelers fans coming through here too... I wonder if the recent Super Bowl victory has anything to do with that?

I'll take the WVU and VT fans over those ND fans that aren't catholic and have never been to the Midwest.

Diesel, good to hear from you... let me know if you're ever in the Burg.

I'm pulling my head out of first week of school and dunking into RI very quickly.

Seems I haven't missed much except usual juvenile sniping about Jasno and his posts. Geez could you all be bigger whinier SJKussies?

I thought my students were the most entitled bunch I'd ever met but y'all beat them by a mile.

To play Captain Obvious once again. . . you are NOT entitled to SHTI from this blog or from Jasno. This is only one part of his job and he doesn't get compensated. The guy has a full time reporting job and a family with two young kids.

Gawd forbid he should spend time focusing on that and them, spending even once milisecond away from this blog.

In order for him to give you duchebags what you want he'd have to crawl so far up every a$$ in the Skins organization he'd need klieg lights to see.

If you don't like it seriously why are you still here? You realize you suck the fun out of this whole place and this is supposed to be just that fun.

Hmmm I think I'm in midseason soap box form. I didn't even need a TC.

All I care about at this point is no more injuries. Getting a good 53 man roster. Having all of our starters ready for the 9th. And if lucky picking up some depth for insurance purposes.

Scum o' the Earth = unintelligent bandwagon fans

SMACK = that uncle at the family reunion that no one likes, but you hang out with him cause he let's you sip his beer

I like GRIME of the earth... scum is too close to, well you know

If Portis' tendonitis has not healed since May (or even longer ago; not sure), what makes everyone in the organization so confident he is going to be well by the opener vs. Miami? Either Gibbs is giving him a pass on practice, or he ain't gonna be right for a while. I'm scared he's gonna try to play in week 1, "aggravate" his tendonitis and then need surgery. Let's hope Betts can stay healthy and hold on to the ball, cause we're gonna need him for the long haul......

sfskin, the kids teach some new words this week?

Every Dallas fan is a typical dallas fan....all A-holes....its in there DNA...

SMACK is alright, not sure what the deal is there........

The vision of Dorf abiding casual fridays at a middle school in H'Burg with a Skins Polo is like the greatest image eva!

Thanks Dorf!

Luigis 4 EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That'll teach you to borrow Band-Aids from Ron Mexico.

THank you sfskin;

entitlment has gotten many people through out the annals of history in a heap of trouble.

Hows is my back p#ssy anyway?

Reference, anyone?

Please don't compare Portis to Shaun Alexander. Don't you remember our playoff game against them when he was out in the 1st quarter with a parka on with a concussion. Didn't stop him from smiling and jumping around. I'll take Portis who is a gamer on Sunday any time. Plus he'd be running behind a line that is not creating many holes yet to take punishment he doesn't need.

Jack, I am not picking a fight. I directed that at you because you have repeatedly stated that the left side of the line has given up 8 sacks in two games. You've also stated that 32 teams, including the Skins, didn't draft Heyer as if that had some significance. I am asking you to show and prove. Support your contentions with some facts.

IMHO, Heyer is not the problem that JLaC and apparantly you want to paint him as. He was a steal. And the FO should be given credit for that at least. Like I said, guard is where the problem lies.

don't get me wrong, I'm glad Portis is playing right now. I must say I'd feel better if I heard he was at least practicing, but frankly, established vets don't need to play preseason games. I honestly wish we weren't playing any of our starters......college teams don't have a preseason and they play in a league where more than likely if they lose one game their season is done, yet they seem to do just fine without a preseason. I'm just nervous Portis isn't as "OK" as we've been led to believe.......

SMACK is a rare exception... although I don't think he's a Florida State/Miami/ND, Yankee, Michael Jordan, etc. fan, which makes a difference.

Dorf, I'm trying to make it to the burg this fall for a JMU game. I'll let you know if the plan ever materializes.

sfskin, that would be a 14-S or 14-A.

Dallas Sartz broke out in hives and had a bad allergic reaction to some ointment on a band-aid

This has a certain Sean-Taylor-pie-in-the-face rookie hazing incident written all over it.

I totally agree that Heyer was an incredible find and I'm happy we got him. And I agree guard is where our problem is. I just don't think an undrafted rookie should be covering JC's backside in his first preseason. I think when Samuels went down JC shouldn't have taken another snap till we sstraightened out our line issues. This team only has a chance if JC has a good season, if MB or Collins are our QB's were SJKED!

Not questioning CP's game ethic; he is definitely a stud. I'm with Jack...Just very worried about knee problems that seem to last longer than team doctors anticipate. I do agree that letting him run behind our pre-season line is risky, but I think it looks like Gibbs may be using his tendonitis to keep him out of games rather than admit he wants to sit him (after last year's Cincy game)......I would rather hear that he is practicing. Some guys don't need the work in pre-season games, but when they are only running by themselves in straight lines I tend to worry.

In order for him to give you duchebags what you want.....
Posted by: sfskin | August 22, 2007 03:56 PM

I loved how you patted yourself on the back about how you are midmid season form.

I wont get into it anymore. I merely said we did have to subscribe to this blog, which is sponsored by the newspaper, who claims they have a insider to info. I have a job too, a family, responsiblities. Why defend below average? Oh cause you are use to it. This blog is for opinions and like it or not I have decided to give my two cents.

When the information is as poor as it has been or as some of you have stated, Jason is in a funk, lets ride it out blah blah blah.

Go back to your students. When the bell rings and you are done tooting your own horn, talk to me. I will be here, no news, old news, or just redskins talk.

You have wonderful word omissions...

earlier you said you "appreciate what JM220 said about you and your wife"

Than you say "I am glad Portis is playing right now"

We know what you mean, but its funny/ironic.....

JAck;

That is 20-20 hindsight. Now my arguement is to put help over there. But you cant play in this league with that type of fear. Who knows, Heyer could have been a beast right there and we would have hailed Gibbs for it.

My point is that you do not stop a young QB's progression into his first season as a full time stater b/c one guy goes down. You dont sit him... you coddle, protect, but you dont sit him

Would it have been nice to have an all-pro back-up, sure.. but once again, samuels going down is hindsight.

Anyway, just know that we dodged a bullet and JC knows to look for the blitz on his blindside now... and that Heyer may be good, but LG is an issue.

Sorry Diesel, I am a fan of The U. Grew up on that campus, both parents were professors there. We used to get about 8 guys into the games at the OB on one guy's school ID. The last guy to go in would drop it off the upper deck in a cigarette pack. Great times.

In 11th grade I went up to Tally for a game. I was drunk on tequila sunrises by 10am, fell into a ditch, and got my ass kicked for yelling It's great to hate Florida State. Even better times.

I became a Cowboys fan before I ever met another Cowboys fan. Maybe that explains it.

what's SJK?

"That'll teach you to borrow Band-Aids from Ron Mexico."

Straight from the heart of Texas. Yeee Hawwww

How about the great use of the word "climaxed" in the middle of the story.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070822/od_nm/russia_crime_penis_dc;_ylt=Aiv2vgBkOv9e1t1WvRNGTGKs0NUE

chRIs larry put the RI in ... well, never mind, it doesn't work, but you can capitalize the letters R and I in the middle of his name.

p.s. to sfskin: Don't talk actually to Jack; he was being ironic again.

SMACK,
I believe that if you are a native of the area, it's OK to be a fan of that team. So if you grew up around the Miami Campus, then it makes sense to be a fan of the U.

JASON LA CANFORA IS A HACK. Anyone who reads his articles and his blog can see plainly that this is no mere objective beat reporter. He has the mistaken idea in his head that he is free to editorialize when in reality, he shouldn't ever make his opinions known.

Now, some will say it's hard not to let your opinions known when you write so much about such an arbitrary topic like sports. But give me a freakin break, how La Canfora still has a job this morning speaks way more volumes about the Washington Post's irresponsible practices than it does about his quality of work.

ONE LAST TIME: Jason La Canfora is a hack. He should be fired. But the Washington Post is too gutless to make such a move.

This has a certain Sean-Taylor-pie-in-the-face rookie hazing incident written all over it.

Posted by: 4-12 | August 22, 2007 04:09 PM

You may be on to something. Haven't heard about any hazing incidents with the skins. I did see a photo of three or four Carolina Panther rookies tied to a goal post and doused with water. JLaC we need a hazing update for the blog.

Wow, did he steal your girlfriend or something? You need to medicate.....

4-12, between that one and the one yesterday about the naked lady with a hammer in Des Moines, seems like you got your finger on the pulse of what's happening in the weird world of nakedness.

Does anyone think that Heyer might move to guard once Samuels comes back?

Chris I know, I'm the worst typer ever.

I talk on the phone all day at work with a headset so I'm half paying attention to both, so I get a lot of typos.

Here's a thought Jack, stick to the phone and lay off the typing!

4:21pm could be Karl Swanson and/or The Owner himself.

LMGO sween. I hesitate to post this one...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070820/od_afp/entertainmentbritain;_ylt=At3xlE1lAfwNOVirV.HwLtas0NUE

I would love to see them move Heyer to guard and give him a shot. I would also like to see them bring Whittaker back (if he hasn't been picked up yet by another team) when his high ankle sprain gets better.....put Wade at backup (or maybe starting) tackle....

CL play nice. lol

Jack,

So you think Jason Campbell should be taken out of the game because Samuels is hurt? How is Jason going to learn his job if he doesn't get a chance to play? Part of his job is avoiding sacks, and it's better to learn it in preseason than in real time. You heard Gibbs yesterday saying that some of the sacks Campbell's taken have been his fault.

Incidentally, it was not the Redskin O-Line that injured Campbell. It was an illegal hit by the Steelers' DE that did it.

TDawg, I was thinking about that last night, I think he good do just as good as anyone else we have there and he's young, if he works out maybe we find our guard for the next decade of the scrap heap. I don't like him as our starting LT protect the edge, but on the inside, with samuels next to him and all he has to do is hold the line, I'd be ok with that experiment, not like we have overwhelmingly better options right now.

what kind of hazing do the new cheerleaders go through?

4-12, hesitation ... but then still cutting/pasting and hitting "submit" nonetheless. Out of curiosity, do you get mail addressed to "John Bobbitt" at your home?

I think I meant I SHOULD hesitate to post this one...

push up bras and panties

why am I getting piled on here? I haven't said anything negative today, I was talking about Portis and asking if we all thought he was healthy. I haven't been antagonizing anyone in fact, I've been agreeing with almost everyone today and tried to make peace with the sjkhole jm. I'm not arguing with anyone!!!!!! I don't care anymore.

You know, that outburst by Gibbs at Jasno seems a bit out of character. I would have thought Gibbs would take him aside and talk to him in private. I'm wondering whether Gibbs didn't try that approach and then get some back talk from Jasno that motivated him to take it public.

We were talking about Dock being improved with Samuels by his side... Heyer has shown great talent for an undrafted rookie. I think he could definitely be a starting left tackle and I think that he is doing a great job filling in all things considered.

I think that he could be a great guard under Samuels tutelage. That would put the line at Samuels-Heyer-Rabach-Thomas-Jansen. I could even take Wade over Jansen, too-- then I'd be feeling better. We'd have some play room.

Thoughts?

While Heyer IS shorter (2 inches) and heavier (about 20 pounds) than Wade, they should focus him on learning the tackle position. Supposedly Wade's problem is getting leverage b/c he's so tall (and maybe b/c he has had major knee surgery). Heyer is not that much shorter and also seems to be standing up a little too much as a tackle. I like the guy as much as anybody, but he currently does have plenty to learn where he is. I say that, if we can't fill the position with someone on the roster now, then wait till next Wednesday (after the 75 man cut) or the following Sunday (after the 53 man cut).

Jack, I wasnt piling on. I was responding in easnest to your post.

But to remind the masses, you did come in stirring up the pot. So as the saying goes, be careful what you wish for.

I was playing nice....i dont care about spelling and grammer....but its funny to notice the meaning difference when Jack leaves out words....

The "JM22O I appreciate what you said about me and my wife" is some funny SJK....

Join me in a group prayer:

Dear Lord, let Jordan Palmer shine against 3rd stringers on Saturday, so meit be that Brunnello is traded to Atlanta or some other SJK-hole.

Bring on the new 34 year old LB slowly ... cuz he is not in shape!!! Duh. How long is it going to be before he pulls a hammy? For one year and no cap savings ... why is this guy here instead of Marshall? This is the 2007 version of TJ Duckett ... please realize we were screwed ... we never got the draft pick that Marshall coulda gotten us.

that should say earnest

"Does anyone think that Heyer might move to guard once Samuels comes back?"

NO, he is a tackle, as is Armstrong. He will not move to guard. That they will only risk with a veteran. Rookies have enough to learn, enough on their plate.

Its Pucillo, Tucker, Whitley, or Lefotu. Those are your guards.

I've been agreeing with almost everyone today and tried to make peace with the sjkhole jm.
Posted by: Jack | August 22, 2007 04:34 PM

Anymore questions a$$clown!

I 100% agree, although I do think it helps playing next to a good tackle like Samuels I'd be willing to bet that Samuels isn't really tutoring anybody about being a guard that's probably more Buges and Randy Thomas/Ray Brown last year. Still I like the idea, Heyer can't do any worse and then you have Wade back at his position as a backup if Samuels doesn't make it back full strength or Jansen continues to struggle.

TDawg, how about Samuels-Priest Holmes-Rabach-Thomas-Heyer?

Good point AL, you think Philly would have ponied up a pick, of course I wouldnt want that in division

periculum-- don't forget Joe Jacoby. i think a little switchero could be okay next to Samuels.

"Bring on the new 34 year old LB slowly ... cuz he is not in shape!!! Duh. How long is it going to be before he pulls a hammy?"

Ahmm I think this guy is a good one. I don't think he will be a bust. Of course there was Barrow. Not sure but I think this guy will do well here.

So O lineman are locked into their positions in periculumville, but skill players can change positions on a lark?

I was a Tackle too before this year but you'll probably see me in the Pro Bowl now that they finally realized I'm a better Guard.

TDawg, how about Samuels-Priest Holmes-Rabach-Thomas-Heyer?

Posted by: dcsween | August 22, 2007 04:40 PM

LMGO

That's true, Priest Holmes reminds me of a feisty Tre Johnson. I think when he's not cut from KC, we should sign him and try him at guard, he's short enough to stay low and he knows weird Al's system so well.

I like Heyer at guard because I think Samuels would rub off on him. Plus we'd have Wade as back-up to him or Jansen. Problem solved.

If Samuels went down they could plug Wade in at LT too. Though, I dunno if that would be so great...

If the 'Skins could have gotten a pick for Marshall, they would have. You can be sure they made some calls, probably to Denver first. No one's going to pony up for an indistinguished LB who's about to get cut.

"periculum-- don't forget Joe Jacoby. i think a little switchero could be okay next to Samuels."

True but he was a vet by then. As was Ray Brown. Raleigh MacKenzie, Ray Schoenke, As were the others. First things first.
They need to learn one position before trying out others.

Peri,

again, no logic whatsoever, it we already are trying one tackle as a guard anyone, so its not like it would be that strange a thing and blocking is blocking. Its not like a career old RB trying to be a full-time WR.

Jack,
You're joking, right?

Priest "I'm an injured running back that hasn't played since 2005" Holmes? As a GUARD?

Lemme at some of that kool aid, bra.

TDawg,

yes, I'm joking, I'm poking fun and periculum who has been ranting for 3 days about how it is so absolutely obvious and certain that Priest Holmes would be our best option as a WR.

Peri,

again, no logic whatsoever, it we already are trying one tackle as a guard anyone, so its not like it would be that strange a thing and blocking is blocking. Its not like a career old RB trying to be a full-time WR.

Posted by: Jack | August 22, 2007 04:46 PM

C'mon, Jack, play nice. You just suggested that Priest Holmes is a feasible possibility at guard; love ya, man, but THAT seems like shotty logic to me.

wow, the blog got fairly negative and petty since last season.

As much as I'm not a big fan of Art, a mod at extremeskins, he posts an interesting thought about how Grilliams might play to his players weaknesses, i.e., for the purposes of evaluation, training, motivation, and thus the Skins' D will get run over by the Ravens on Saturday night ... on purpose. http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=207238

Makes sense to me, both b/c that seems like the kind of coach Grilliams is and b/c the D has shown that it CAN get the job done (building confidence) in the first two outings, so it seems like smart coaching.

"If the 'Skins could have gotten a pick for Marshall, they would have. You can be sure they made some calls, probably to Denver first. No one's going to pony up for an indistinguished LB who's about to get cut."

They were trying to give him the best shot at hooking up with someone he felt comfortable with, rather than becoming a last minute pick up at the end. Its a sign of respect.

Waiting to see if they could get a draft pick would only make it harder for him later on if he were cut.

TDawg,

yes, I'm joking, I'm poking fun and periculum who has been ranting for 3 days about how it is so absolutely obvious and certain that Priest Holmes would be our best option as a WR.

Posted by: Jack | August 22, 2007 04:50 PM

Whew you had me worried!

Tdawg, IT WAS A JOKE!

Hey Dorf,
Come on over here...

Lllllllllove you.

Gotcha Jacko.

Portis is a self-inflated wimp, apparently. I'm starting to wonder what his lockeroom impact is since he doesn't want to play preseason....
Posted by: Dave | August 22, 2007 03:48 PM

The "self-inflated wimp," as you call him, blew up his shoulder making a tackle 99% of the star backs in the league would have passed on. And just what IS a "self-inflated wimp"? Or are you confusing a running back with your prom date?

A number of really good players don't play in the preseason, including perhaps the best OLT in the league and definitely the best RB in the league. Backs have a short life span and smart coaches should not waste that finite number of carries they have in them.

And while we have you here, just how exactly would Portis, or the team, benefit from him running behind Heyer and Wade that would make a potential season-ending injury worth the risk?

And don't answer "blocking the guy who hurt Campbell, because Campbell didn't keep a back in on that play.

I'm a little cranky today because I just learned we could have won the Vietnam War if we just listened to the guy who didn't think it worth fishowing up for at the time.

I just broke out in hives when I realized I forgot to put my name on the post about Portis and Vietnam. Tis Corkczar

"periculum-- don't forget Joe Jacoby. i think a little switchero could be okay next to Samuels."

True but he was a vet by then. As was Ray Brown. Raleigh MacKenzie, Ray Schoenke, As were the others. First things first.
They need to learn one position before trying out others.

JACK BE NIMBLE JACK BE QUICK cause FIRE IS the devil's only Friend! Oh while o'l Jack was looking down Peri stole his corny
frown. No angel born in Ashburn could shake that loathesome
assburn. OOOPS SJK!

I wonder if Chargers fans are whining as much about LT sitting out the preseason as some of you are about Portis doing the same. Seems to me both clubs are protecting their a$$ets. We certainly don't want a repeat of what happened last year.

That is repetitive and doesn't really make much sense, and not really that funny.

100 or so to 77,777

JACK SPAT COULD EAT NO CROW HE STILL THINKS HE IS A PRO.
BUT JACK IS SO FULL OF CRAP HE CAN'T SHAKE LOOSE FROM HIS NEGATIVE RAP.

JACK SAT ON A NAIL IT MADE HIM RAIL. OH WHAT TRAVAIL!
NOW, JACK IS ALWAYS SAYS YOU CAN'T, HE'S ALWAYS IN A RANT

Jon, I totally agree and don't ever want him to play another preseason snap. But I would like to hear that he is practicing. I'm not whining about him not playing, I don't want him to play!!!! I just think there is more to the story, if there wasn't why would he feel the need to update us that he is targeting Sep. 9th? Isn't that what has been said all along, seems to me that if he were fine that wouldn't need to be said.

After the preseason opener last summer, there was about a 0% chance Portis was going to do anything to put himself out there this summer. Portis knows what he is doing, Gibbs is playing along, and stuff like him seeing Dr. Andrews makes the story look good.

CP starts Week One and logs 15-20 carries.

I haven't ranted once today!

I haven't been negative all day!

Let it go people!

And your still not funny, back in 1st grade kids tried to do that and it still is about as funny as it was then.

For all those who expressed such deep and probing concern about my hemmy, I offer this update. I had a flexible sygmoidoscopy (it's just a "peak" compared to a colonoscopy)and a couple of rubberbands attached. It worked for a few days and then the darn things, the hemmys, acted up again. I'm gonna let the MD try again. If it doesn't work on the second go round, then it's actual surgery. In the meantime, I am keeping my low back somewhat loose and my hammy seems to be responding. I guess I was wrong in thinking that there was a connection between the hemmy and the hammy, though I do feel the pull all the way to the inside of the pelvic bone when my hammy is acting up.
Any questions?

CP starts Week One and logs 15-20 carries.

Posted by: Wes Mantooth | August 22, 2007 05:03 PM

FO SHO!

we need to trade brunell to the falcons.i mean no shockley or overrated dog killer.they could use his over the hill no throwing arm ass.

Why does Gibbs need to go along with some sort of conspiracy when Tomlinson sits and is very open about it? Would anybody say a negative word if they were just like "you know after last year we just want to be careful and not risk him before the real bullets are flying." Nobody would find that objectionable after last year. But they are doing that, and he isn't even practicing, you guys really think he's not practicing and going to see the Dr. as part of an elaborate scheme? honestly?

Howard Bryant has the Cover Story on ESPN's Footbal Page

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/columns/story?columnist=bryant_howard&id=2986420

It ain't about the Redkins either........

"I haven't ranted once today!
I haven't been negative all day!
Let it go people!
And your still not funny, back in 1st grade kids tried to do that and it still is about as funny as it was then."

AH JACK WHY THE NEGATIVE RAP? WHY THE NEUROTIC CLAP TRAP? DENIAL THROUGH A PARANOID SMILE, FROM FIRST GRADE AND YOUR FIRST TIRADE.

SUCH A NEGATIVE BOY-O.

dcsween- You still here?

!!!Breaking News!!!
What was originally reported as a reaction to some sort of ointment has actually turned out to be Dallas Sartz 1st opportunity to meet 'the Reaper'.

You see, meeting Sean Taylor doesn't just give you goes bumps, it causes hemorrhoids to break out all over your body!

I meant the aren't doing that, sjk I can't type.

Play nice. Play nice. Don't turn to the dark side. Play nice, play nice.

I'm seriously curious about this, is it really the consensus here that Portis is fine and this is just an elaborate scheme to keep him out of preseason games? I don't get why they would feel the need to do that?

And rhyme guy, keep em going your starting to get funny.

Btwn Jack, the anti-Jacking, and the Return of the Hemmy, you all are driving me to drink! Or, at least, that's going to be my official story. Outta here. Maybe back later for some BUI.

Closing thought on the English language: the suffixes -ful and -less indicate opposites and work fine for the root word "use" (like "useful" and "useless"), but not for the root word "help" ... "helpful" and "helpless" are not opposites. The opposite of helpful is unhelpful; the opposite of helpless is, well, not helpless. [THIS is my problem trying to explain words to a 4 year old.]

Anyway, I've strived to ruthful in support of bloggers today, even the ones with peccable manners. Out.

Since Haikuman hasn't been along to grace us with his touch, here's a pseudo-haikuman for these troubled times.

RI hatorade:
Scowling saint, angry rabble.
Priest Holmes at wide-out?

4-12?

sween- I had one more, but thought better of it. lol.

I would venture to guess that by going public with LT's intentions not to play any preseason snaps, the Chargers are losing preseason $'s.
By playing up Portis' 'injury', the Skins leave the door open for a possible preseason appearance, which equals more preseason $.

sween, you can't leave now when we're so close to five sevens!

"BUI"

Sween,

Boating Under the Influnce? Might be a heap of trouble.

Your guess would be wrong, the skins games are all sold out as they are part of the season ticket package and you have to buy them if you want season tickets. Therefore, the only people making any money would be resellers, and I doubt the organization cares whether stubhub turns a profit.

BUI = Blogging Under the Influence

Lesson to be learned during preseason...play your cards close to the vest, keep the fans on the edge of their seats regarding who will & will not play, and continue to fleece them with overpriced parking and concessions.

I did that last night, i didn't go well. Not that any of my blogging has gone well.

BUI: always a heap of trouble...

Portis was legitimately pissed off when he got hurt last year. He railed against the team and the coaching staff for having him out there in the preseason. Maybe he doesn't need to play this charade, but you can bet he's playing it to make sure he doesn't sniff a whiff of playing time before September 9. Gibbs ultimately may not endorse it, but he's along for the ride. It'd hardly be the worst thing he's done in his second spin.

I just went for a pee before I left and it occurred to me that I hadn't seen 77,777, so I'll hang for a few.

They name the practice squad guys a few days after the 53 man cut (a week from Sunday). The practice squad guys, I think, get a few days to see if any other team wants to pick them up. Anyone want to pick their 8 guys now?

Turn to the darkside jm220. There's nothing but time and opportunity between you and guy who called you a SJKhole again today in this very forum.

Unleash the hounds!!!!

68 away...

jm220, pay no attention to the overgrown troll doll who dyes his fluorescent yellow hair gray.

can we cheat and list our 8 practice squaders in 8 seperate posts?

68? hmmm.

"Smithers, I'm not much for suicide, but maybe if you did so it might make me feel better."

That ain't cheatin', 4-12!

Wes, I totally agree, I just don't see why they'd need the charade. Gibbs this time around has struck me as almost to player oriented, and has been criticized for it. (the whole CP can come out of the game whenever he wants thing) So why wouldn't he agree to not playing his star after last preseason and that whole mess, and then why would CP not be practicing and say he is "targeting Sep. 9th" if he's fine. I have been hearing all offseason that they are just trying to "lighten his workload" and if it were a regular season game he'd be playing. Gibbs has said that, so why no practice and a "I'm targeting comment." Just smells fishy to me.

Who the hell, unless from boredom,
Will this thread read in -this- lame forum,
No one knows, since no one goes,
To this chunk of zgeek unless they're a moron.

And have we ever determined if the hemmy/hammy sufferer is one of the regulars up here?

4-12, I think the sufferer him/herself said as much. The original hemmy posts were under the name "pseudonym."

a. Carson Palmer

Obviously, he/she ain't too "regular" if he/she's got hemmies...

jm220, you are indominable, indefatiguable and in da right if you turn to the darkside.

dcsween, I resemble that remark.

What does SJK stand for?????????????????????????????????????????????????

I called him an sjkhole twice and I totally stick by that and if it were real life I'd have mashed him last night for talking about my wife and then threatening me, that was over the line, and if you want, name the time and place. I'm 6'4", 240 lbs. and used work as a bouncer so this wouldn't be my first altercation.

Bring it!

b. Marcus Mason, RB

Hmmmm. So we should guess the practice squad AND the hemmy blogger.

1) Byron Westbrook

FJK

c. Eric Edwards, TE

Having Loseable Type issues

d. Chris Wilson, DE

What case of flesh and blood I pleased to wear,
I'd be oozing sweat lying in my NFL lair,
Or anything but that vain animal,
Who is so proud of being rational.
The senses are too gross, and he'll contrive
A sixth, to contradict the other five:
And before certain instinct will prefer
Reason, which fifty times for one does err.

MV Dame, little help here with the numbers.

e. Dallas Sartz, LB

B) Pete Schmitt

How dreary--to be--Somebody!
How public--like a Frog--
To tell one's name--the livelong June--
To an admiring Bog!

JLC - There's been much talk about the way our coaches and the front office treat the "core" 'Skins players in light of how the recent handling of the releases of Marshall and Trotter compare (I'm sure you read all the articles about the emotional departure and the mutual love between Reid and Trotter). Granted, Marshall wasn't a 4 time pro-bowler, but he more than proved himself on the field to earn the respect and admiration of his fellow players, coaches and fans. The 'foot-noted' announcement of Marchall's sudden release sheds a lot of light on our beloved team. I think that "axe-to-grind" JLC could do some good with a published article about the attitude towards the players from the heads at FedEx Field, and how it compares to the other top-notch organizations in the league. It's clear that the self-imploding 'Skins suffer from front-office and coaching shenanigans. There's entirely too much talent on this team and too much coaching talent (or is it too many chefs in the kitchen) for them to find themselves at 5-11 last season. An attitude adjustment is in order to create the "identity" that they desperately grappled for and found late in the '05 season. And that adjustment MUST start from the top and work its way down to the way the Suits treat the Players. Gibbs and Company need to put their money where their mouth is when they talk about the "Character" and the "Core" that they claim to hang their hats on. When the team starts jelling emotionally and mentally, it's going to show on the field (which we've started to see on the defense by adding stabilizing forces like Fletcher and Williams conceding some of his strict "my way or the highway" methods to let the players play to their abilities). Your recent article on Marshall's release I think rubs against the surface of this undercurrent - and I'm certain you could probably see it in the faces and hear it in the voices of the players whom you interviewed for it. Please do our Capital a great service and get out an in depth - quoting coaches (who would probably decline to comment), "inside sources" and "key players that have chosen to be anonymous", and maybe Marshall himself, that can help open up their eyes to whatever internal mess is going on in the organization. They may hate you for awhile, but in time, they'll thank you.

Pete Schmitt should make the 53.

f. Byron Westbrook, CB

FJ

3) John Eubanks

I usually come here for news and the discussion among regular blog lurkers, whether it be Redskin related or not. I read every day and post most days, although not as much as most of you.

Lately though, I post less and less and enjoy reading less and less. Most everything on here is unitelligent-stupidness. fighting about who's dumber and more bias... hey all of you! We are all a little bias. Some people on here hate Extremeskins, b/c its sponsered by the owner. some people hate JLC b/c he is critical of the team/ownership etc. You're mad at Gibbs for calling out JLC, you're mad at JLC for being "mean" and having "unnamed sources". It's the same crap all the time now, hardly Redskin related and mostly full of dumbness.

Sorry, had to rant... but I'll be back.

4) BBP

Jack

I think rest is whats needed for his knee, rest like three or four weeks, i think(hope) he is ready to go week one. ...no need to play him at all before... he knows how to get hit he doesn't need to practice that..... but we will see if there is more to the story...

changerbanger2, should have broken that up into several posts.

g. Ryan Hoag, WR

4) That's Baby Brother Palmer

E) Chris Wilson

h. Calvin Armstrong, T

6) dallas sucks...I mean Sartz

and for old time's sake ...

i. Kili Lefotu, G

7) Calvin Armstrong

"Pete Schmitt should make the 53.

f. Byron Westbrook, CB"

Agree with you there Sween. There is no replacement for Sellers in this offense. Westbrook seems like he can cover and that's something they don't really have in the substitute ranks beyond the starting 3.

About 30 to go...

Come on dcsween. I thought the Don post was a little funny.

H) Ryan Hoag if he's eligible. If not, then Burl Toler

Damn. No one else played.

My other long shot (other than Pete Schmitt) to make the 53 is John Eubanks, but mostly b/c of ONE play against the Steelers -- taking a straight arm and getting the guy out of bounds ... and because the Skins seem to need a recharge in the return game, esp. with Espy out. I think the reason Eubanks got picked in in the first place was his special teams returns stats from college. The other bubble guy for me is Leigh Torrence ... but that's too many CBs. I think some of the CBs that get cut by the SKins get snatched up right away.

77,777thrdst

Wow. Schmitt on the 53 man. Hadn't thought of that.

BIG SMILE, HUGE SMILE on Grilliams face discussing Randall Godfrey's first day in practice. Apparently he knocked some guys on their keyster and many heads back on the pass rush. The way he looked and talked if I were Rocky I'd be worried about my job.

Check the video on redskins.com

Jack is 6'4", 240. Hmmmm. Does he have practice squad eligibility?

Dcsween said, "Closing thought on the English language: the suffixes -ful and -less indicate opposites and work fine for the root word "use" (like "useful" and "useless"), but not for the root word "help" ... "helpful" and "helpless" are not opposites. The opposite of helpful is unhelpful; the opposite of helpless is, well, not helpless. [THIS is my problem trying to explain words to a 4 year old.]"

Dcsween, buddy, there is your opening to talk about the beauty of language, how mutable it is, and how creative a person can be with language without cussing. Remember, your kid is going to learn all the irregular conjugations and colloquialisms and think that they're just a fact of life. Just talk to her/him as an adult, which you most likely do anyway, and your scion will be miles ahead of her/his peers. Language and all its subtleties are what make us human. Jr's ability to appreciate them are a sign of his/her intelligence and fine up-bringing.

for those of you calling for Trotter, do you really think he would ever work for the Danny again. I bet we could offer him twice the money of any other team and he still wouldn't come back.

Okay, I'll try to time a little 77,777 message. . . .

CoSkins- Why not? He came here and stole danny's money the first time. Why not do it again?

(For the record...F Trotter. He's done)

Seems like most of the guys who made the team last year should make it again this year, except for some of the vets. Something tells me that there really won't be much roster space for ANY of the new guys. Everyone who started last year should start this year with season-long replacements at MLB, WLB, and SS (which we've known since the spring), and short term replacement at SLB. There's still an opening at LG (duh). The special teams guys from last year have a leg up (but alot of those guys already were regular starters like Cooley and Sean Taylor). Draft picks get SOME advantage, but not much (who other than Rocky, who really is around from the past two drafts? Lefotu? is that it?). There are lots of good 1st year guys and rookie guys who just won't make it b/c the SKins are an FA-built team where the starters are IT.

Cowboys suck!

I'm 6'4", 240 lbs. and used work as a bouncer so this wouldn't be my first altercation.

Bring it!

Posted by: Jack | August 22, 2007 05:29 PM

Wowee! that's big for a twelve year old. And with that kind of a 'tude, it's a wonder that any of the other kids will play with you. What a chump, calling out anonymous bloggers on the page. Is there something here I don't get? Are you bored? or lonely? or just, well never mind.
"It ain't the size of the man in the fight; it's the size fo the fight in the man." the late Billy Martin,et al.

Jack Sucks!

C'MON! Its one thing for blogging to cut into my "working" hours, but I should be at the bar by now! MV Dame, can we get an update?!!?

13 to go

ONE, singular sensation ...

Plus one, that is...

I called him an sjkhole twice and I totally stick by that and if it were real life I'd have mashed him last night for talking about my wife and then threatening me, that was over the line, and if you want, name the time and place. I'm 6'4", 240 lbs. and used work as a bouncer so this wouldn't be my first altercation.

Bring it!

Posted by: Jack | August 22, 2007 05:29 PM

Just read this again. Seriously?! More of the mine is bigger than yours shti? Ugh. ITA

So jumper cables walk into a bar and the bartender says "you can come in here and I'll serve you, but I don't want you starting something."

Jack, please get off of the blog, you're making a fool of yourself.

77,770thrd!!!

A priest, a rabbi, a clown, and a lawyer walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what, is this a joke?"

Jack is 6'4", 240. Hmmmm. Does he have practice squad eligibility?

Posted by: 4-12 | August 22, 2007 05:47 PM

So (checking Peri's chart) perfect size for a FG kicker.

77,777 has to have "panties" in it. Like 75K did.

Mushroom walks into a bar and the barkeep says, "We don't serve your kind in here." The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fungi."

dcsween what was that?

A chicken is smoking a cigarette in bed, next to an egg, and says "I guess that answers THAT question."

77,777thrdested!!!

I'm sure Jack could give Swishy a push in camp

STOP! We have a winner!

jm220, it might be in the delivery, but these are my bartender jokes.

Hooray!!! I'm the weiner!!!

Panties!!!

Remind me not to hang out in a bar with you. lol

now. really. out.

Comment number 77,777 was:

I'm sure Jack could give Swishy a push in camp

Posted by: A$$CLOWN | August 22, 2007 05:59 PM

Nice...

MV Dame is correct! Thank God I was here in time to see it.

Nice work, Cyn Cyty... getting back here in time.

Guy walks up to a girl in a bar and says, "Did you know 90% of women masturbate in the shower".

She looks at him skeptically.

He says, "And the other 10% sing. Do you know what song they sing?"

She says "No".

He says, "I guess you're part of the 90%"

Now, on to The Boren Penultimatum of 88,888!

Woo hoo!

Marshall's release was to help him catch on as quickly as possible with another team. Williams said he was close to Marshall. Interesting.

Don't feel to badly, Jack, on this blog, everbody is 6'4" and 240#s, except the ladies who are 5'10" and 135#s. And we're all 32yrs old, drive a Bentley, make $750M per year just looking after our investments. Oh, and we're all single with a wife and three great kids.

JM220 V. Jack are we taking odds?

I got my dawg 220!

It sounds like they struck the "Jack" pot with Randall Godfrey. Another Fletcher for sure. Williams just came short of saying he was looking like a starter. Williams said that he saw things in practice he hadn't seen in a very long time. ~ BIG SMILE ~ Cat
with canary in mouth smile.

Guys - It's not offseason anymore.

Preseason is to get in your preseason blogging form. You guys are worse than last year's Redskins' preseason team.

Come back intelligently to the blog. Summer is over. Refresh yourself.

On a more serious not SMACK pointed out to me that Nate is MIA. Anyone heard from him since Monday?

I come correct and honest:

5'7, 234 modest income!

HAIL!

I just got a text message from my best friend:

"Just saw nine inch nails and foo fighters in dublin. Who's the man?"

How should I respond?

The Boren Penultimatum!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!
Should I be worried that MV Dame is so dead on with the number of posts? Are you sitting beside me? Perhaps you are Donald Graham?

"Don't feel to badly, Jack, on this blog, everbody is 6'4" and 240#s, except the ladies who are 5'10" and 135#s. And we're all 32yrs old, drive a Bentley, make $750M per year just looking after our investments. Oh, and we're all single with a wife and three great kids."

Speak for yourself. I drive an Audi S4 and a Porsche Cayenne. I make megabux, and I have plenty of hair, plenty. Oh and I really am single but prefer Concerta to the local drug of choice Crank.
I own a piece of paradise and surf like a pro. RLMAO or RLMSJKO

Tell him that after this weekend's, um, festivities, they're re-naming it "(Insert your real name here)'s Vineyard

Cyn, you should be worried if I'm not! Imagine us having to do a Florida Chad recount on 10K, 20K, 50K, etc.??

Any of you dorks on here couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag so quit talking sh$%.

4-12, done.

"Any of you dorks on here couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag so quit talking sh$%."

You crud-infested anarchistic pork-bellied barforific hog-humping sperm-bank, penile implant needing sperm-bank.

Wow Perc! Can I borrow $15,000?

Did you know...?

If we were to maintain the pace we've managed over the past 3 hours, we'd hit 100K on September 2nd.

"Wow Perc! Can I borrow $15,000?"

Sure let me send you a rubber check..

Grilliams video is much better than Jason's afternoon update. Its my viewing suggestion for tonight! Lots of insight into his thinking. And I haven't seen the guy smile about anyone the way he smiles about Randall Godfrey!

I come correct and honest:

5'7, 234 modest income!

HAIL!

Chris Larry, you left out the part about the Redskins crocs and the gold sox.

"Any of you dorks on here couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag so quit talking sh$%."

Takes one to know one, hunh? And un-signed to boot. It's like dogs barking at each other across the Potomac.

Don't encourage him Cyn Cyty

Takes one to know one, hunh? And un-signed to boot. It's like dogs barking at each other across the Potomac.

Posted by: Neil | August 22, 2007 06:46 PM

It's signed now. Let me know if you'd like anything else

I ride the bus every day and am marginally unemployed :-)

Here's an interesting article on Miami's plans for Lorenzo Booker:

http://www.miamiherald.com/614/story/211804.html

Looks like Cam Cameron is relying on an over-aggressive Redskins D in week one.
Most telling line: "practices have been punctuated with screens and reverses."

Wes Mantooth is absolutely correct. Portis does not like preseason games, he got hurt last year, and he has no desire to play until the season starts. Gibbs is in his corner about this as he does not want to risk him getting hurt either. Nothing at all wrong with that. Portis was laughing about it today - said he is fine.

Griff has not been playing many snaps - even Ladell has been limited. Point blank - the Skins do not want unnecessary injuries. No need to keep droning on and on about this.

It's signed now. Let me know if you'd like anything else

Posted by: The guy who would kick your ass in person | August 22, 2007 06:53 PM

Maybe whether your IQ is the same as your shoe size?

If the Skins are 6-4 after 10 games and in the hunt I pledge to publish blog pics of me in Redskins Crocs with gold sox...

If the Skins are 7-3 (or better) by week 10 I will do croc/sox AND Cooley burgundy hot pants.......

I'm not sure about moving Heyer to Guard, like dcsween said, if one of his problems at Tackle is that he plays with his backside too high, then playing at Guard he'd suffer the same issues that Wade is going through. But as DanO said, I'd be interested in finding out how Whitticker is coming along with his injury. If definitely wouldn't surprise me if we re-sign him when he's recovered from his injury.

I have a suggestion....we may as well discard the "SJK" since curse words are no worse than the stuff Jack writes and the way he irritates other bloggers. Why protect his kids from curse words when he obviously does not care what they read?

Sh*t yeah! NSJK (not sorry jack's kids)

F Jack's Kids (FJK)

Take the high road Lisa.

CL I would hunt you down if you do this. LMGO

If the Skins are 7-3 (or better) by week 10 I will do croc/sox AND Cooley burgundy hot pants.......

Posted by: chris larry | August 22, 2007 07:19 PM

I second jm on this one. No hot pants, whether we're 10-0 or 7-3. PLEASE.

Chris Larry, you are a funny, funny, man.

Say, did we ever find out who snagged LaRon in the nuts this preseason? If so, I missed the memo.

I usually don't say anything on this board, but I'm tired of reading people bash J La. If you don't like him don't read his articles or blogs there are plenty of other places to find out info on the skins.

It is good to see some JMU dukedawg(aka the best football team in the state!(that isn't full of felons)) fans on here.

I'm nominating Taylor/Landry for president in 08, all convicted terrorist will have to go across the middle against them.

Can we get Lisa in some Cooley hot pants if we're 7-3?

Don't think you'd want to hunt down a dude wearing hot pants. Run the other direction as fast as possible.

FJK, too funny.

Merv! You were great in SNL that one time, you nappy headed ho!

Wait a minute, I can't say that, can I?

Sometimes when I'm alone I like to imagine that this is Jack: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvTNyKIGXiI

i am dead serious about gettin some Skins Crocs...those babies are SWEET!

Merv! You were great in SNL that one time, you nappy headed ho!

Wait a minute, I can't say that, can I?

Posted by: TDawg | August 22, 2007 07:34 PM

LMFGO!!!

That is a funny youtube clip...wow?

Has anyone heard what a raging lunatic the Iron Shiek is now.....he is a regular on like 3 Sirius Channels now....and your not laughing with him.....

CL - I seriously don't get crocs.

I'm suddenly pulling for 6-4...

Whats not to get:

Cheap. comfortable, easily watched, don't smell easily, slip on in seconds, no tying, wacky colors....

dcsween - Just read your link to ExtremeSkins about a potential Grilliams game plan.

I'd be worried if he did something like that for a couple of reasons -

1) If he plays to our guys weaknesses, he'll be showing them to the entire NFL.

e) If we get smashed, we could lose the swagger we are currently playing with, drop our heads and think, oh no, here comes last season all over again.

Easily watched?? Do they have a tv built in?? Haha

Great youtube Iron Shiek goes nutz clip, if you like this there is more....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9K-wEUCCvE0

Can we get Lisa in some Cooley hot pants if we're 7-3?

That gets my vote. LMGO

TDawg no you can't say that.

Kosty, obviously meant washed...but TV built into crocs...sign me up!

But I guess I don't wear thongs (you guys call them flip flops I think), or slippers or moccassins or anything like that either.

And yeah I guess it means my feet smell sometimes, but I'm a man *rips off t-shirt in a Hulk Hogan moment* and that's how I'm meant to smell!!

jm is a play-aaa!!!

Jose Reyes is the frickin MAN!!

philoneaus, if you think folks are hard on Jasno here, you should see what the Miami Herald blogger, Armando Salguero, has to put up with.

The comment folks down there despise him. But he fights back. An example:

Ace said...
I came back to read the blog and see how many of your family members blogged to defend your crummy post. Sems like only your mommy and daddy had the guts to do it... hahaha. Your columns stink Armando.

2:24 PM
Armando Salguero said...
Hey Ace: Blow it out your a$$. If you have a problem with me, I'm at Dolphins camp every day. Come by whenever you want to talk.

2:27 PM

TDawg LMGO! Thank you for posting want needed to be posted. It's real to me damn it. LMGO

That would be a pretty cool idea wouldn't!

PATENT PENDING PATENT PENDING PATENT PENDING!

You guys want a transvestite in your crocs. Man this blog IS getting FJKing freaky.

LMGO Good Stuff cowgirl....you might have SJK taste but do have a quick wit

CL LMGO! Man that was funny. You lucky I didn't break your back. LMGO

SMACK - You can't picture a pair of crocs with a massive Adam's Apple?

JM220....Iron Shiek is crazy...and now I am b/c I have fallen down the rabbit hole of watching weird pro wrestling videos on youtube.....help me.....

You are not alone CL. I watching the Ultimate Warrior

Chicks with DJKs, crocs with...

You wanna see some crazy stuff? The Ultimate Warrior: http://youtube.com/watch?v=P39b7v1wzfg

POSTED 7:59 p.m. EDT, August 22, 2007

BRADY IS A DADDY

Pats quarterback Tom Brady has one child. That he knows of.

On Wednesday, a Brady baby boy popped out of actress Bridget Moynihan in Los Angeles.

Brady left the Boston area this morning to be with his ex-ladyfriend.

Chris Larry at his best. LMAO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJt15zgmd4I&mode=related&search=

Smack as The Body Jesse V LMGO

At first I was like...How am I like Ricky the Dragon Steamboat....and then George the Animal Steele came......very cute JM220 very funny.....

4-12 as the Macho Man

I'm Jake the Snake! weeee

jm, after one too many barbecues I'm feeling more like Dusty these days.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnMdTPYCLBM

I hope nobody thinks I'm like one of the Bushwhackers, they were Kiwi's not Aussies!

JM220 as Nikita Koloff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgqTs_AYp-U

kost52 those guys were crazy. LMGO