FIRST!!!!!!

Cindy, hilarious title!

1st!

That is my title!

So with Collins, Yoder and Wade in the game does that make a Toddfecta?

Who knew Gibbs 2.0 biggest mistake was not inserting TC into the lineup sooner

Man i hope I get that Todd Collins Jersey for christmas!

Posted by: trailblazer658 | December 10, 2007 01:29 PM

LMGO! You guys are out of control.

I can't wait to here 90,000 strong chanting TODD TODD TODD at fedex against the girls!

This whole Toddball is cracking me up. I hope the Toddskins can live up to hype.

All this Todd stuff has me thinking about supertroopers and "meow" scene

So with Collins, Yoder and Wade in the game does that make a Toddfecta?

Posted by: Redcoat | December 10, 2007 01:33 PM

Redcoat is the man today.

Lest we forget the other great Toddskins past and present:

Sammy Taughdd
Chris Toddburger
Dextodd Manley
Todde Coleman
LeTodds McDaniel
Toddric "Todd" Toddston
Kirk Olivatoddi
Rocky McIntodd

Hail to the Toddskins!

"I've been with Todd a long time," Saunders said. "And there was no doubt in my mind if given the opportunity that he could perform at a very high level. I think he demonstrated what he is capable of doing."

We will finally see pages 10-690 of saunders playbook!

To paraphrase PDiddy, "the odds are good, but the goods are Todd."

I think thats a bad omen for the skins just because thats too much primetime and we choke in primetime.

But great cause I'll be at the in-laws in Illinois so that means I get to watch it.

RB -

imagine if our roadtrip had been Minn instead of TB...what o what would have happened from wake up till 8pm???

Last night I ordered a "Todd" and the bartender was totally confused. Clearly not a skins fan.

Good to see you guys happy and full of !s again. Toddmania may sweep the blog to another milestone...150k by Toddsmas.

You should have ordered a hot toddy!!!!!!

HTTT!!!!!

Or a hot Toddlete, or out drinking prehaps a Toddger bomb,

And the gauntlet has been thrown down by cindy... Toddtimatum!

PG, that may be because they thought you wanted them to pour your drink out then leave it on the bar for the next 12 years while you only take an occasional sip... :)

Todds in a blanket.

Redcoat that one was classic

Todds in a blanket.

Posted by: sams3 | December 10, 2007 01:47 PM

LMGO! There is something wrong with you guys. I hope you all know that.

If any of you knows who does the Toddblog, please email me.

PG,

Something tells me that we would have been laying outside section 1419 or 1609 when our real seats were in section 1619...

coat,

you are on fire.

Todd Collins' (un)official fact file:

Favourite musician? Todd Rundgren
Favourite musical? Sweeney Todd
Favourite Movie? Against All Todds

Come on guys, we can have lots of fun with this!

Another trip down Memory Lane, to Monday, December 11, 2006... Monday Morning H-back, a real doozy.

"Jason's editor" posts a comment count (16,637!!!).

And Ricky Bobby comes through with the now-legendary "dime bag" story.

And much, much more...

http://blog.washingtonpost.com/redskinsinsider/2006/12/monday_morning_hback_9.html

Favourite Movie Character? "Toddball" from Kelly's Heroes...

I kid you not... just now on a conference call, one of the dudes said:

"You know who might know [about this], is Todd."

and

"Let me follow up with Todd."

Wow.

Actually - once the Todd was ordered, the pensive old bartender with glasses sliding down his nose pulled a velvet cord and

BAM!

hundreds of beers and liqours immediately available never before served in the DC area.

amazing the ish that happens when you run outta soup.

Apologies to Franklyn, but it looks like respect is spelled: T-O-D-D!!

The blog is more fun than a barrel of Toddkeys, today.

RC, I watched about 10 mins of the fins yesterday. Next season can only be better.

Todd in the PDX

Mark (from the future) I try not to watch any part of the Fins games any more. I find reality is SO much worse than anything my imagination can come up with...

I think we're going to try for Tampa's '26 consecutive losses' record, we're already at 16 so we're in striking distance, yay!

We were at 16,000 a year ago??? Wow!!!!! We're at 133,339. You guys have been BYTO (blogging your Todds out).

Nate,

Hilarious. Man, I was pretty fired up that day. I guess you could say I've "calmed down" a tad this year? or no?

This could be Coach Gibbs last couple games as coach of the Skins. Might be nice to have the national spotlight and go out with some big wins and ride off into the sunset....playoffs or not.

Just a strong hunch I have - Collins does not make it through the Giants game in one piece.

It'll be nice to see Mark out there one last time.

All this Todd talk makes me want to punch myself in the Todds.

The Todd abides.

Toddliver Oil

Sad thing about that post Nate, is that it would fit right in with this season. But enough naysaying, it is Toddimonium UP HERE.

Toddliver Oil

Posted by: sams3 | December 10, 2007 02:01 PM

LMGO sams3!

I wonder if we can vote for TODD to go to Hawaii?

Used to be that when Elvis (the young and beautiful Elvis, not the old, fat, drugged out one) said "TCB", it was all about "takin' care of business."

Now, the way to take care of business is Todd Collins Ball. TCB.

Favourite medieval clothing? The Toddpiece

This is alot more fun than the normal hate factory.

Axe Toddy Spray

Zebraskins, I think the term you were hankering for was the "Boren Ultimatodd."

The Toddpiece

I can't believe i over looked that one. Touche.

Dorf,

Don't sacrifice the Toddmakers over excessive use of a punchline.

Favourite Vacation Destination? Cape Todd

I love Todd

Also, moving up the Vikings game really only moves it to 7:15 b/c its going to be played in Central Time ... but what's the deal with moving other games to start at 4:05 and 4:15? Seems a little random.

I guess you could say I've "calmed down" a tad this year?

Posted by: RickyBobby | December 10, 2007 01:59 PM

No, that would be "a Todd", RB.

Wasn't Todd the brother in "Wedding Crashers?"

This is too much :-)

Does this mean I have to stop calling him "Tom Collins" now?

Nice sween. Redcoat puts us all to shame with the toddisms.

I bow to you God of Todd!

JLC can just put some neotoddin on after that fall and it will heal right up

Favourite Baseball Player? A-Todd

gdennie,

I hope they keep the same game plan for TODD as they did in the 2nd half against da Bears.

I worry that Gibby, with 10 days to think about, might throw the ol' max protect into the game plan filled with MB-esque WR screens and RB dumb offs.

We will get blown out the F out if that happens... but we'll also get blown the F out if Scott Boonnell even smells the field Sunday night.

So Gibby, please, lay it all out on the line! PLEASE!!!!!

Favourite Comedian? Toddney "I don't get no respect" Dangerfield

"Look - I've painted you a picture...do you like it???"

Todd - Wedding Crashers

"... the Gints D is pretty damn impressive, especially if you can't keep their D Line from pressuring the QB ..."

Posted by: argh | December 10, 2007 12:41 PM

Yeah, but this Sunday the Giants is going to get an extra serving of TCBY.*

* Todd Collins Beats You!

Anyone getting an iTodd for Christmas?

Favourite Actor? Todd Steiger
Favourite Singer? Todd Stewart

If St. Joe and Weird Al don't air this offense out, they should both be canned. Seriously, what more could you ask for? Win three, get in. Period. No excuses. Air...it...out.

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Anyone getting an iTodd for Christmas?

Posted by: PDiddy | December 10, 2007 02:09 PM

LMGO! I wish I'd thought of that one Diddy....

Todd's Bod might not make it through the G-Men game.

In the words of Ice Cube..."Todday was a good day!"

Favourite Cosmetic Store? The Toddy Shop, or Bath and Toddy Works

The Subway guy is called Jared Fleagle. Or Bungle. Something like that anyway.

Are you saying my Fins are cheeky monkeys sams3?

Posted by: Redcoat | December 10, 2007 01:23 PM

It's Jared Fogle, in case you cared.

Or Todd Fogle, for a day.

Todd it out pdiddy, we def need to todd it out big time this game.

Johnny Todd.

-filling in for Bangbros

Nate,

Hilarious. Man, I was pretty fired up that day. I guess you could say I've "calmed down" a tad this year? or no?

Posted by: RickyBobby | December 10, 2007 01:59 PM

A TODD, perhaps! dangggg.

Favourite Movie Performance? Toddy McDowall in Planet of the Apes

2001 a Todd Odessy

Favourite Song? Todd Only Knows (Beach Boys)

IMPORTANT NEWS RE: FEDEX FIELD! Effective immediately, the new name of the concession for the most expensive food stuff is "Toddy Rockets."

And Tood said, "Let there be light," and there was light. 4 Tood saw that the light was good, and He separated the light from the darkness. 5 Tood called the light "day," and the darkness he called "night." And there was evening, and there was morning--the first day.

Fave indie flick: The Todds Must Be Crazy

2001 A Space Toddyssey

He drives a Honda Toddyssey you know....

Funniest movie of the year supertodd, "your ID doesnt even have a first name, it just says Mclovin"

Todd Collins The Man The Myth The Legend!

Collins earned SuperPrep All-America honors and was named New England Player of the Year by the Boston Globe as a senior at Walpole High School, An outstanding all-around athlete, TODD led his prep football team to the state finals as a senior and guided the basketball squad to the state semifinals his junior season. He also had a 10-0 record as a junior pitcher and averaged 18 points and 10 rebounds a game on the basketball squad.

2001: A Space Toddyssey. [This is what editors are for.]

Collins and Yoder: The Todd Couple

Sunday Night football for the next two weeks!! That is Toddtastic!

Favourite Gangster Movie? Toddfellas

Yeah, I rewrote that Tood ism correctly a 2nd time but the post didnt let it in. Ohwell, you get the point.

many more cold, snowy days out here and i'm sure to freeze my Todd off.

Lets just hope we didn't blow our todd in the Bears game!

Someone said we don't do good in primetime.

Well, if it hasn't been said yet, we are 2-0 this year in primetime. So this is actually a good omen.

Are you guys officially on the TC bandwagon like I have been a few days ago or are you guys just joking around?

4thFloor

Favourite Guy Movie? Bill and Todd's Bogus Journey

Todd Collins Skins QB for the next Decade!
More Todd facts....

Holds the record for the best career completion percentage (64.28%) in Michigan history; this is also the third best mark in Big Ten Conference history.

First there was the fun bunch, then the posse, now...the TODD SQUAD!

Thanks Cindy!

Hopefully this will motivate the players a little bit more. We are 2-0 in night games this year. Trying to keep things positive!

Todd the herald angels say
3 more wins or the Skins playoff berth is nay

Todd the herald angels scream
7 more wins would be a delusional dream

Adam

This is Todderly ridiculus...

Looooooooooove that chicken from... TODDeyes!!!!!

ok i couldn't resist.

from Superman 2....."kneel before Todd"
would be nice if he's taking knees with a lead in Jersey on Sunday. i'll be in chilly Manhattan watching.

Favourite Animated Movie? Todd Story (1 AND 2)

Wow, that cheerleader is such a toddie!

Adam

I wonder if NBC will do a live Toddcast of the game.

Call me a purist, but I always preferred the first "Toddfather" movie to the sequels.

I just pray to TODD that we can win 3 straight.

Zaytodd Beetlebrox

Adam

The big todd conference, trailblazer.
THe girls in the movie Todd's angel were pretty hot.

Can hear the NFL Films narration now:

...as was so often the case for the hall of fame coach, the loss of a quarterback was of little consequence, the improbable Todd Collins took control of a post-season offensive juggernaut the likes of which the world, and the Patriots, hath never seen...

Fav candy?

Todd and Plenty's

"Can hear the NFL Films narration now:

...as was so often the case for the hall of fame coach, the loss of a quarterback was of little consequence, the improbable Todd Collins took control of a post-season offensive juggernaut the likes of which the world, and the Patriots, hath never seen..."

Soon followed by, "Mike.....Miiiiiike.....MIKE!....wake up....you're late for work."

When will Redskins.com start selling Bobble-Todd dolls? I can see that being a hot stocking stuffer this holiday season.

"In Todd We Trust"

Nate, cue up the T-Shirt press

Adam

Favourite Rock 'Concept' Album? Toddrophenia
Favourite Sci-Fi Movies? The "Todd of the Rings" Trilogy

I hear they go on sale Todday

Put picture of Todd underneath the "In Todd We Trust" slogan

Put "He's so money!" quote on reserve side of the shirt

Make a mil easy

Adam

Todd, Todd, he's our man, if he can't do it, FIRE AL SAUNDERS!

Favourite President? Toddy Roosevelt
Favourite Modern Politician? Todd Kennedy

Help me please, I can't stop....

favourite monarch Toddward Longshanks

You guys are killing me! I'm supposed to be working....

favourite monarch Toddward Longshanks

Posted by: LiberalMike | December 10, 2007 02:39 PM

I love this one!

I like to call him Phil Collins! from the 80s!

RC - you're toddering on the brink of insanity

Adam

Todd will be interesting to watch, but let's not forget Santoddna Moss seems to have some speed back, and if we can get any running at all out of Cintodd Portis or even LaTodd Betts, we might look good.

The key, though, is scoring Todddowns, and not just field goals all the time. If the Toddskins play as well inside the 20 as they do outside, we'd be in good shape. We need some good plays ready to run when we get inside the Toddzone.

If the offense opens up against the Giants, and everything starts working, maybe Gibbs will take the training wheels off and Al Saunders can say, "I Todd you so."

Todd Dammit...my work is pissing me off!

favourite ride on the playground: the teeter todder

I rather think I may have Toddled over to the other side Adam...

This was $50 before TODD's big win in Chicago!!!

http://www.collectandsave.com/tocochwhjewi.html

Giants, Vikings, and Cowgirls are standing between us and the playoffs! CRY HAVOC! AND MAY TODD HAVE MERCY ON THEIR SOULS!

WordNet - Cite This Source - Share This todd

noun
1. a Redskin QB noted for his research into the Saunder's offence with the explosive structure of nucleic bomb (born in 19__)

I'm sorry guys. I just couldn't stop myself....

"offence"...oops! I toddally meant "offense"!

This blog should be put in jail for 23 months for all the Todd jokes.

If only we kept Rod Gardner.

Rod and Todd

Duh!

'think what we could do before registration'

Favourite Sports Team Owner? Todd Leonsis

our toddfense should step up this week now that big al has a qb that can run his system

I think we beat the g-men, barring we dont turn in a ShToddy performance

Favourite Indie Song? What if Todd was one of us?

jaysis...I leave for actual work and you people go toddsane!

A Todd in the bush is worth 3 in the hand!
Come on TODDSKINS!!!

Which network does Todd Turner own?
I remeber reading about Rumpltoddskin when I was younger

Trading Places Quote:

"Looking good, Louis!"

"Feeling good, Todd!!!

This is just out of control!!!

Favorite Indie Band Todd the wet sprocket

what in The Todd has happened to this blog...

I'm sorry guys. I just couldn't stop myself....

Posted by: toddcoat | December 10, 2007 02:46 PM

LMGO Redcoat!

We just put our star on top of the Christmas Todd. We lit the Yule Todd Log and are drinking Egg Todd...

Todd Gump .... has played in various offensive sets -- in the '60s, '70s and '80s. Little known fact: he was 3rd string quarterback on the the Joe Gibbs team that last went to the Super Bowl....

Hate to rain on the Todd parade, but i think deep down every last one of us knows that Todd Collins will soon suffer a fluke injury, and we are so close to seeing the return of Mark Brunnell as the starting quarterback of our washington redskins. It's so close to happening, the hairs on the back of my head are starting to stand up.

Initial reaction to the vikings game getting moved to Sunday night- NOT COOL that the league would do that to us 2 weeks in a row. But, given that we will be playing on sunday night a week earlier vs the giants, maybe we'll be more prepared to play a night game than the vikes? hey, any edge you can get at this point in the season, i'll take it!

The glee we will all be feeling on Monday vis-a-vis Giants fans: Toddenfreude

Second-favorite movie: The Devil Wears Todd-a

Another ray of sunshine from Barno.....

Doing yard work today and realized we didnt have enough todd for ground cover. Went to home depot, got more todd and completed the job...

Redskins need to play an exhibition game in Tokyo.

Why?

"TODD-ZIRRA!"

sucks that both of these night games are gonna be on the road.

also sucks that we'll have to listen to the BIGGEST Captain Obvious of ALL TIME, Mr. John Madden.

should be fun.

yoder? I barely todd her?

Hate to rain on the Todd parade, but i think deep down every last one of us knows that Todd Collins will soon suffer a fluke injury

Posted by: Barno | December 10, 2007 02:55 PM

Then there will be a new reality show: America's Next Todd Model

America's Next Todd-el.

Or Todding With The Stars

"Oh my Todd, Becky! Look at her butt! It is so big."

I like big Todd and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a Todd walks in with an itty bitty arm
And a TD pass in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that Todd was stuffed
Deep in the jeans he's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that Todd you got makes me feel so happy
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-pigskin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average QB
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
He's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat Tom Brady is the thing
Take the average man and ask him that
He gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your team got the Todd? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to play it! (Play it!) Play it! (Play it!)
Play that healthy butt!
Skins got Todd!

Sounds like you're the todd man out on that one, Berno.

Todd Bridges

The only unfortunate part of Night games is those with Toddlers having to put them to bed during game time.

soup17 wins....

You can never go wrong with a Todd Bridges reference.

Todd this.

Blue Oyster Todd had a song, "Toddzilla".

Exactly cL

Man, you guys are acting rather todd today!

Mustodd on yer dog instead of ketchup?

Could Todd-cember lead to Todd-uary?

The only unfortunate part of Night games is those with Toddlers having to put them to bed during game time.

Posted by: csquaredskins | December 10, 2007 03:01 PM

Truer words were never spoken. Er... Truer Todds were never spoken!

I agree cL, you can't beat that.

As everyone is in a good mood I thought I'd share a link that my (Toddskins fan wife) showed me last night.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBc2SBW32LM

Did Joe Jacoby make this ad on his way to a vacation break down in Key West? Not that there's anything wrong with that of course.

"And Yeth, and you can have this thet here..."

ChrisLarry- You can go Todd yourself for all I care.

Anyone else here LaRon Landry's quote on sportstalk980's 20/20 this morning? "Everybody talkin 'bout hittin' a rookie wall. The hell with the rookie wall! I play ball"

Man that got me fired up. SOOOOOOOOO immensely glad we drafted him.

I've decided I'm going to keep this blogname until you guys are eliminated from post-season, so hopefully I'll be stuck with it for a few weeks yet!

Those theatre vision commercials are legendary!

Favorite Pro Wrestler: Rowdy Toddy Piper

Okay, this is wild, but Nate started it with this post:

Cindy, I have been waiting for an opportunity to refer to this part of the season as "Wicked ReTodded." Thanks for providing that opportunity.

Also, a belated Happy Toddukah, and an early Merry Toddsmas, and a very early Happy New Todd to you all.

Posted by: NateinthePDX | December 10, 2007 12:40 PM

Nate is responsible for copying it all in a neat format and putting it up on the Wiki. Todd even created a page for Nate to post it:

http://redskinsinsiders.wetpaint.com/page/Toddmania+by+Nate+in+the+PDX

there ya go barno, don't fight it....

I'd like to share a great parenting tip for all those with Toddlers: "Spare the Todd, spoil the child".

Spare the Todd? Sounds like some Fairly Todd Parents.

I got the FEVER! And the only prescription ... is more Toddbell!

What was that dark comedy about religion with Matt Damon and Ben Affleck as fallen angels? Ummm.. Toddma?

Alex, I'll take Todds starting with the letter S, for $500.

Sween, I was about to go with that cartoon reference, but feared it would fall on deaf ears.

Like the Back toddigans. Or the Wonder todds? Spongetodd Squarepants?

Where is etodd, er I mean etrod today? He loves this stuff.

like sand thru an hour glass, these are the todds of our lives

The Theater Vision commercials were as vital to the glory of the 80s as Flock of Seaguls, Marion Barry and the Trapper Keeper.

Do you think the Toddskins will run with the No-Toddle offense this week?

jspace, my wife said something about some really bad ads for a wig store from back then as well? I think they were only shown in the DC and B'more areas?

More Toddtoons:

Codename: Todds Next Door
Todd Titans
Legion of SuperTodds
The Todd-Man
Poke-Todd
Yu-Gi-Todd!
Aqua Todd Hunger Force

ok... I'll quit while I'm behind.

Excellent sacrifice, Toddcoat.

Z, I hear ya ... but Spongetodd! EVERYONE knows Spongetodd (and that toon is really only for adults who need to DEVELOP their ADD). My oldest has a fairly strong jaw (not quite Cowher-like, but close). In diapers, she used to be my little SquareJaw SpongePants.

Soon FedEx Field will be renamed to ToddEx SToddium.

Why thankyou Lacindy!

I def love that show. There are so many subtle adult jokes. Truly spans the generations. Even my 60 yr old in-laws find it funny.

Barnicles!

From a life-long fan of the NY Giants --

Redskin fans continue to amaze me! A new face arrives in town or on the field and HE is going to lead you to the promised land. Well, let me just give y'all a warning -- he can run, but he can't hide. Just wait 'til Strahan et al take a whack at him. And THEN we'll see how excited you all are about the latest "greatest thing"!

Now is she Square jaw wetpants?

I actually hoping Todd-cember leads to Ja-so-nuary.

My wife said she loved this one when she was little too..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7PEMGuA6tw

Bill,

Maybe you have a point, but it pales in comparison to the fact that Giants fans will wait another 8 or 9 years (and two more coaches) before they realize Eli will not win a playoff game.

No bill, he cant run.

He can hid in the gap in Strahan's teef

Toddcoat, that would be Mr. Ray's Hair Weave.

Couldn't get a Todd in there, sorry.

Right, that phenomenon is unique to Washington!

Can't view youtube from work, toddcoat, but I do vaguely remember something about wig store commercials. Vaguely.

And Bill, it is all in fun. But when he knows the offense and in one game it seems all of our redzone and play calling woes go away, yes what little glimmer of hope a skins fan will hold onto.

We just are not as Jaded as Giants fans are, yet.

Michael Toddhan and Osi Umentoddya are definitely sack masters, but we are talking about Todd FRIGGIN Collins, Bill!!! U Clown!

Skins are more likely to win a playoff game this year than the Giants.

Just wait 'til Strahan et al take a whack at him.

Posted by: bill | December 10, 2007 03:32 PM

Strahan? Please! The Todd will jack his jaw so hard they'll be feeding him through that gap in his teeth.

"Toddcoat, that would be Mr. Ray's Hair Weave."

That's the one.

I hear Collins has the agility of Hester, the smarts of brady, and the arm of favre, but thats just what I hear.

The mood is great here todday so take your comments else where Billy! NOT Todday Billy...NOT Todday!

The Giants could finish with 10 or 11 wins and will still be the number 5 seed and have to win 3 road games to reach the Super Bowl. Have fun with that, Todd-bag

How bout a Hot"Toddy"... hahahahahaha

this Todd-speak has made me crazy - I feel like i've been doing Todd-stands all day.

Ladi Toddy, we likes to party. We don't cause trouble we don't bother no-toddy.

The last YouTube link was for Jhoon Rhee Self Defense jspaceman. I think they're singing "nobody Todders me" at the end?

That's the one SMACK, thanks! I wish I could find more of these vids for my wife, she loves them and they crack me up. I thought regional TV in the UK was bad....

Is a giants fan trying to talk todd in here today. We were just having a toddereific day and then a toddants fan has to come talk trash, when is team is falling apart worse than brandon toddcobs.

We laugh, so we won't cry.

Oh my Todd! If the Skins win Sunday this Todd thing may get outta control on the blog! Oh, wait...

"I think they're singing "nobody Todders me" at the end?"

Outstanding.

Any truth to the rumor that TD's will now be referred to as TODDs?

Anybody know what time the playoff games are in the divisional rounds? Planing a vegas trip and don't want to miss the late game sunday night.

puttinforbird,

I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure the Sat games are 430 and 8 and the Sunday games are 1230 and 4

Todd Collins Wildcard Koolaid Boilermaker, anyone?

Bow wow wow yippie Todd yippie yay
Toddster's in the house and the Giants are going to pay

Adam

Toddcoat, see if she remembers this one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA62DiIEFEE

"Vern drives 18 miles to Tyson's Toddota..."

thanks rickybobby. i was thinking the same thing.

Bill-

Todd Coughlin sucks.

Thanks SMACK, she will love that one. I found one for Mr. Ray's Hair Weave, but sadly it seems to be an inferior (Maryland) version. Although I'm sure that will be okay for SMACK... :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3vtWmcVRaQ

week 14 stats
Eli Manning
17/21 54.8% 219 yds 7.1 AVG 1 TD

THE TODD!
15/20 75% 224 yards 11.2 AVG 2 TD's

IN ONE HALF!!! Who in the Todd would you rather have BILL!!!

I hear that your QB is changing his name to Toddovan McNabb to help his game Adam.

From a life-long fan of the NY Giants --

Redskin fans continue to amaze me! A new face arrives in town or on the field and HE is going to lead you to the promised land. Well, let me just give y'all a warning -- he can run, but he can't hide. Just wait 'til Strahan et al take a whack at him. And THEN we'll see how excited you all are about the latest "greatest thing"!

Posted by: bill | December 10, 2007 03:32 PM

You're not a real NYG fan...in no way, shape or form do New Yorkers us "Y'all"...no way, you're an imposter. Oh and did you see what Todd did to the blitz?

Todd Collins your my hero....

Toddtastic news about the Toddskins game moving to 8:15 ESTT (Eastern Standard Todd Time) in two weeks. Any of you partying in East Ruthertodd on Sunday? Looking for a Todd Gate party where I can get totally Todd'ed up with fellow Toddskins.

yeah! Soup17 wins.

Favorite Drink: Todd Collins - (too easy) jeje

This thread is in danger of jumping the Todd.

I think it's a Sign from the Todds...

Over on E!, saw this blog entry:
http://tinyurl.com/2bfcbq

It's going to be a Todd-tastic couple of weeks!

I am going to eat some Tater Todds in celebration tonight.. TODDABUNGA

Ground control to Major Todd...

-"Space Toddity," Todd Bowie

This is for jspaceman72.

When I'm tired and all alone
Todd shine a light on me
And when I'm lonesome as can be
Todd shine a light on me

When I'm tired and all alone
Todd shine a light on me
And when I'm lonesome as can be
Todd shine a light on me

I am conflicted. While I would like to see the team make the playoffs, what benefit would that be? Let's face it, the Redskins would lose no matter which team they play. So if they make the playoffs and lose, they sacrifice a higher draft choice (which they should trade to get additional draft picks). This team needs to build depth. This quick-fix approach has put the team in a position of vulnerability with injuries(see 2007 season).

Posted by: svtodoro | December 10, 2007 01:38 PM

This way of thinking never ceases to amaze me. The sheer stupidity of it is really something. Yeah, let's intentionally miss the playoffs so that we can have the 15th pick instead of the 16th pick! Great idea!!!

And as for the "let's face the redskins will lose to any team they will play" claim, i have a question for you: did you just start watching football for the very first time yesterday? Are you currently aware of the overall pathetic weakness of the NFC? Are you aware that we'd likely play Tampa Bay or New York in the first round, 2 teams that we already came very close to beating earlier this season?

My my, there are some very foolish people out there...

In honor of this thread, I highly recommend that everyone go get yourself a copy of the movie "Mom and Dad Save the World," starring Jon Lovitz and Teri Garr.

Seriously, watch it. It's on DVD and everything.

When you watch it, you'll know why. :)

Ground control to Major Todd...

-"Space Toddity," Todd Bowie

Posted by: NateinthePDX | December 10, 2007 04:26 PM

A true (but pointlessly irrelevant factoid. I lived less than 50 yards from David Bowie's house for 5 years. Once I was w) old enough, and 6) smart enough to know who he was I went and knocked on his door to ask for his autograph. He'd moved. Two weeks previously.

Doh!

Ground control to Major Todd...

-"Space Toddity," Todd Bowie

F the Giants!
How do you like them Todd-les, Bill?

Aren't you guys Todded out?

One more...

May the Todd be with you, toddcoat.

Looks like David Bowie bid toddcoat a fond Toddleoo!

Sorry about the double post. Just got carried away.

Good stuff. I hope Todd Collins is somehow picking up on the positive vibes.

For my part, I have put aside my upset that Al Saunders called different plays for Collins than he had been calling for Campbell.

Now I am just hoping that Collins and Saunders can put together their combined 112 years of NFL experience -- added to the over 1,000 years of NFL experience among the remainder of the coaching staff -- and beat these doggone Giants on Sunday.

HAIL!

How about Fear The Todd!

Surely you mean Toddgone Giants Nate?

Yep Diddy, it's one of my many near-misses with the rich and famous over the years. If they'd made Zelig with me instead as the main character I'd just be walking into frame as everyone else walks away....

Someone please tell me what the PDX is!

Toddpedo

Now I am just hoping that Collins and Saunders can put together their combined 112 years of NFL experience

Posted by: NateinthePDX | December 10, 2007 04:39 PM

You've gotta admit, Todd didn't seem the least bit phased by the presence of a facemask and the lack of leather in his helmet.

In all seriousness, productivity aside, here are the two things that really impressed me about Todd from Thursday's game:

1. Fourth quarter, third and goal at the Bears' 5 yd. line, Cooley gets knocked down (not illegal contact how?), pressure is coming, Todd's not gonna be able to get to the goal line if he runs. Rather than trying to run or taking a sack, both of which would risk a fumble (and bodily harm), he throws the ball away because he knows we've got an easy FG to give us a 7 pt. lead.

2. In his post-game interview, where most guys would have their helmet off so they could mug for the camera, he kept his helmet on. Why? Easy. The air was COLD, his helmet was not.

It's Portland airport sams3. Nate lives in Portland, Oregano.

PDX is the three letter airport code for Portland "International" Airport.

It's also Todd Collins' favorite airport.

toddcoat is on fire today.

Mentioning Zelig, I've just really I hate pretty much ANY film containing/written by/directed by Toddy Allen.

The blog has gone toddally beyond help.

I did like the 'seminal' (have to be careful with that word) 1970s film Todd and Carol and Todd and Alice though...

Anyone else love the classic Phillip K. Dick story "We can remember it for you, wholesale" made into a Governator movie as "Toddal Recall"?

For Todd's sake somebody stop me.

Please....

What a day up here! What a thread!

Great work, everytoddy.

todd todd....

oops. was supposed to be "Cyn City, I think we need a todd todd...."

In the words of the immortal daveb55, "any of you todds know where I can get a todd todder?"

On the specific point of eating, and this week's Papa Johns special based on the Skins' scoring this weekend, is it possible that there can be six viable toppings on a pizza? After a second topping, I find no incremental increase in my Papa Johns pizza eating joy.

With this I bid you all a Todd day. May the Good Todd take a liking to you, but not too soon.

I'm going off to lie down in a darkened room and then see if I can complete a sentence without the word 'Todd' in it.

Doh!!

sween- I'm good after onions, mushrooms, and green peppers.
Didn't they have a game a couple years ago where people could get 14 toppings?

Toddles Redcoat!

I struggle with anything over 5 toppings, myself. Though, back in my younger, less athletically inclined days, I could be seen at the all you can eat pizza bar in the New Hampshire Ave. Pizza Hut scarfing down endless Pizza Hut Supreme Pan Pizzas.

To this day, the mere smell of Pizza Hut brings back those memories.

Not a single "you know who" in this entry...am I in the penalty box for not playing along? :-)

I can't wait to see Todd Madden diagram a Todd Collins toddsdown pass on the Toddistrator.

Will this still be funny tomorrow?

Sorry. Toddmorrow.

EFFIN LOSEABLE TYPE!! Here's my toddtribution AGAIN.

First playcall from scrimmage in Frank Herzog's voice:

It's first and Todd from the Toddy yard line.

Todd Collins takes the snap, steps up into the pocket and todds the toddball donwfield to a WIDE OPEN Santodda Moss! He catches it at the toddy and takes off to the toddy five, the toddy, the toddy five. . . he could go all TODD WAY!
He's got one toddefender to beat. . . .
He's at the toddy, toddy five, the toddy, toddteen, the todd, the todd . . . .
TODDOWN!
Washington Toddskins!!

Redcoat to Mrs. Redcoat late tonight- "Who's your Toddy, who's your Toddy!?"

tooooooooooohaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddddd d d d d d d d d d

Was it Hemmingway or Fitzgerald that wrote the classic novel "The Todd Also Rises?"

he could go all TODD WAY!

Posted by: sfskin | December 10, 2007 05:24 PM

He's TODD!! -- unless they can todd him.

I know Hunter S. Thompson wrote "Fear and Loathing in Todd Vegas."

This just in: Todd Collins will be featured on Madden 2009. Pre-order todday.

Someone just told me that Jessica Simpson and Carrie Underwood were involved in a threesome with a certain Redskins QB nicknamed TC. Simpson was quoted as saying, "Once you go Todd, you never go back."

Once upon a time there was light in my life.
But now there's only love in the dark.
Nuthin' I can say
A Toddal Eclipse of the Heart

Todd, Todd, Todd of the jungle...

There are days this blog is great. Todday isn't one of those ...

To err is non-Todd, to forgive is Todd.

You'd need to eat 14 bowls of Special K just to equal the nutrients in one bowl of Toddal.

zcezcest1...you don't feel the Todd tonigt?

I asked Valley Girl if we would make the playoffs. She said we "toddally will."

The next home game against the cowboys, instead of the intro "coach joe gibbs and your washington redskins" it should be "Quarterback Todd Collins and your washington redskins" hahaha

Sunday Night at 8pm Eastern please tune into NBC for an exclusive airing of

Toddinator 2 - Judgement Day

starring Todd Collins and the Washington Toddskins taking on the Toddless Vikings

Do you think American Indians will take offense if Cheif Z starts coming to the games with a todd-um pole.

For those that haven't seen it, the fake Todd
Colling blog:

http://toddcoll15.blogspot.com/

Fake Todd Collins is Toddtacular!

4 out of 5 dentists surveyed recommend Toddine to thier patients who chew gum

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce cheese, pickels, onions on a seasame seed TODD

Reggie Bush out for the rest of the regular season with a torn PCL. By the grace of Todd, maybe Atlanta WILL be able to help us out tonight.

Have the Redtodds worked out any QBs to be third string behind Todd Collins and Mark BruTodd?

Ran-Todd-El can always toddle up if needed.

Redcoat to Mrs. Redcoat late tonight- "Who's your Toddy, who's your Toddy!?"

Posted by: 4-12 | December 10, 2007 05:26 PM

This is my favorite of the day. A TODD to you, 4-12.

Todd Collins does not sleep. He waits.

Todd Collins invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

National Weather Service Announcement:

Uncharacteristically out of season and what scientists are calling a "freak of nature", Hurricane Todd appears to be heading in the direction of New York and is expected to make land fall on Sunday December 16th. Todd is predicted to be one of the most prolific and devastating air assaults on U.S. soil.

More at 11.

I see us scoring alot of Todddowns!

The Pats-Dolphins gm got moved on Dec.23rd to 4:15....will we see that gm in the DC-No.Va. area, or are we stuck with a lame Ravens-Seahawks gm instead??? I want to see the pursuit of perfection!

Saying Todd all the todd, is so not todd anymore. It was todd at first, but after 100 or so Todds it just get's todd and and now I'm todd of it. But feel free to todd if you want to todd, it's a free todd and no one's going to todd you from saying todd.

You're all a bunch of toddlers anyway...

Thanks for the love of the blog senor jason and those of you at the washington post blogs...it's a pleasure updating you and all my other admirers on my whereabouts.

Todd Collins
#15

www.toddcoll15.blogspot.com

Lodi Toddi, we likes to party We dont cause trouble, we dont bother nobody

It's "Todd's The Season" on NBC in December. On Thursday nights, watch "Scrubs" featuring "The Todd". And on Sunday nights, watch "Football Night in America" featuring, you guessed it, "The Todd".

Any bets on how long it might be before Dan Snyder makes the new specialty mixed drink on the menus at FedEx the Todd Collins?

Todd-dah!

This whole blog is, dare I say...

We-Todd-did

I'm happy the next two Skins games are on Sunday night NBC, especially the Vikings game, which I probably wouldn't have been able to see here in New York without going out to a bar.

I suppose if we win those two (I know, I know, I'm getting ahead of myself) we might be on Sunday night NBC against Dallas in the finale as well.

The current Sunday night finale is slated to be Kansas City Chiefs @ New York Jets, and I'm sure the league would prefer a more meaningful matchup.