Bravo Malcolm Kelly.

To those of you that were/are paying attention (and from the looks of the vote count many of you are) Chief Zee managed to take out that moronic yardbird mascot from Pukedelphia and has moved on to some retarded mascot from Minnesota. Commanding lead so far but only about 400 votes at this time. Take a second and vote:

http://www.sportsline.com/spin/story/10876058

Good job MK..
I bet this won't get any national play since his name is not "pacman' jones..

Well it would be newsworthy if it were Adam Jones, as I can't imagine he's permitted to leave the country.

I just crawled through 500 yards of filth to post this.

Nice, good to hear stuff like this from a young cat, shows he's got his head on right.

Gotta go crawl back before the warden knows I'm gone.

somebody ship this dude greg a dvd of prison break so he can get out already

Very interesting. Well done! Couldn't agree with Greg more. Very nice to see a young man who is about to have a ton of money keep his head screwed on straight.

I would love to know more about Malcolm...hint, hint Jon and Cindy!

bet this won't get any national play..

Posted by: jo | June 24, 2008 4:51 PM

Then he needs to get a new publicity agent.

Nice to see a rookie doing this. Hope he brings his alarm clock.

He doesn't need national coverage for this. He's got class and self-respect.

Chief Zee is up by 1200 votes now!

Time to view more reporting of our local NFL Stars from the Area

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2008/jun/24/leftwich-stuck-in-limbo/

Excellent Malcolm! As a man who loves the country of his birth (Liberia) and loves his Redskins, I would like to commend this man for going to assist others and see another part of the world. Liberia was founded by free black Americans in 1847, and has seen some hard times in the past 28 years! With much more exposure from others the country can and will be built back up! To give is better than to receive, be Blessed Mr. Kelly!

What color is this Malcolm Kelly?

African-American.

There you go. Now we know.

Class act. We now return you to Chief Zee, already in progress...

I must say this is a classy act by MK. I just hope he continues this excellence on the field.

http://www.nfl.com/videos;jsessionid=B60968D2D1FC8348F353014D4A7F1B4C?videoId=09000d5d808ff243

Will Elfin try to go to the corner, or maybe run a corner-post? He's getting predictable... and the safety is just dropping back and waiting for the pass.

Good for MK. I just spent 5 hours with my controversial presidential candidate friend. And this is like of those things we talked about. Its not all about what our leaders do, its what individuals do that count for the most in the end.

ballsack

That is no way to end an evening.

Good for you, Malcolm. This should go a long way toward reversing the damage you did to your name in the time leading up to the draft...

By the way, I don't know if anyone caught it on NFLN last night, but the Top 10 series did a rundown on the Top 10 Super Bowl Performances. Our Skins had 3 entries!

#7: Timmy Smith's 200 yard game in Super Bowl XXII
#6: Riggo's 166 yards and game clinching TD in Super Bowl XVII

and of course,

#1: Doug Williams' 4 TD 2nd quarter in Super Bowl XXII.

Makes you proud to be a Skins fan, doesn't it?

And, on a non-football note, leading up to the NBA draft, ESPN last night did a story on the top-10 NBA draft busts. Their pick for number one worst draft pick ever was a local boy -- Kwame Brown. Kind of makes you forget about Heath Shuler, Michael Westbrook, and Rod Gardner.

Yeah TE, Kwame is probably the worst pick ever in ANY sport. But then again we did get Caron "Tough Juice" Butler for him, and Pau Gasol(the guy we should have taken first that year)showed he has a tendency to go MIA in big playoff games, so I think it's a happy ending overall.

Great to hear a young man giving back.

brownie,

I get your point, but I see it slightly differently. If Ernie Grunfield could get Caron for Kwame, imagine who he could have gotten for Elton Brand.

Elton is the one we should have taken (in a trade down) except that Michael Jordan -- as a UNC alumnus -- was too stupid to pick a Duke man.

Good point, TE. That whole Jordan situation set the team back several years and gave Detroit a championship. But you're right, if the Wiz had Elton Brand in the middle with Arenas on the perimeter and Jamison at SF, it would have been the Wiz in the Finals against the Spurs last year (provided the entire starting lineup doesn't get hurt, of course).

Way to go Redskins Cut and Paster i mean Insider

The Truth notes that these "fans" don't even know about Malcom Kelly flipping out when some scouts came to watch him before the NFL Draft.

The Truth notes that Malcom Kelly yelled at the Oklahoma staff because the turf wasn't the type of turf he wanted and that he wasn't as fast as he had said he would be.

The Truth still says good job for this, but The Truth would be happy to do charitable things like this if he were on the verge of signing a mult-million dollar deal.

The Truth also notes that CMR (Coach Mark Richt) of THE University of Georgia Bulldogs returned from the Middle East a couple weeks ago where he met with our troops.

Elfin to Da Post, jonthefisherman = either the same person or both are Times employees

Fish aren't biting today jon, come back in another year or two.

I think our anon at 10:38 last night was actually trying to say 'Balzac', in tribute to the realist/legitimist writer Honoré de Balzac, creator of La Comédie Humaine.

The Truth is mistaken.

The subject of Kelly's 'hissy fit' in OK was debated ad nauseum 'up here' in the period leading up to the draft, and it was not viewed favo(u)rably by the "fans".

The Truth will crush those that oppose him!!

Sorry, but thats funny. The truth gets corrected, and his response is to whine, and make threats.

I'm guessing you're 12, and a spoiled brat to boot....

The Truth is an idiot!

Poe is tied 50/50 with someone from buffalo...

We could have a Balmer/DC showdown!

The Truth fails to note that the charity is located near Kelly's home town.

The Truth also fails to note that Kelly was involved with Mercy Ships in college.

The Truth drinks his own pee.

The Truth Fails Epically.

Dude tried to bite my name too.

The Truth knows how Shaq's @ss tastes.

I'm (not) surprised that Snee got this deal...

http://www.nfl.com/news/story?id=09000d5d808fd681&template=without-video&confirm=true

It always helps to be related to the coach!!

Wow the truth is taking a beating today. Ganking someones name isn't cool though. Let's try and leave that alone.

I'm surprised this didn't get more coverage too. He may have been a Gints player, but he deserves a ton of respect for what he's done.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=capress-nfl_911_walk&prov=capress&type=lgns

Thanks for passing this on, Jason, It's really great to hear about one of our rookies spending his vacation before training camp in such a worthwhile manner.

Skinz I am in agreement. As much as I enjoy watching the Truth and (New)Barno beatdowns lets all try and play fair kidz.

Whats worse steeling a name or anon posts.

RC, what kind of money did Snee get? I thought that I read he got in the area of Hutchinson/Dockery money? And thats not to compare Hutch and Dock in any way other than salary. Hutch is CLEARLY the superior player.

Wow the truth is taking a beating today. Ganking someones name isn't cool though. Let's try and leave that alone.
Posted by: Skinz | June 25, 2008 9:38 AM

Agreed! You may not like what he says or the way he says it (the Truth), but at least he (or she) consistanly signs his/her postings. I like the term "ganking" this should be added to the wiki, which I can no longer access from work. Nate has been getting his name ganked lately as well, and it's just not cool. It's an ancient anon blog trick that was illegal for a while during the great depression, but lateley has come back into the fray. Just not cool.

Posted by: dlhaze | June 25, 2008 9:48 AM

I would like to co-sign on this. Boosh!

The Truth is growning tried of the mockery on this blog.

The Truth is honored that he has achieved a status worthy of duplication of his style.

The Truth DOES not know how Shaq's ass tatse, but he is familiar with the taste of the poster @ 9:23 sister's ass.

The Truth will never be misuderstood or mistaken by someone who tries to immulate him by spelling 'Truth' wrong.

The Truth thinks that its idiocy for someone to try and use slang with no ties to that vocabulary at all.

The Truth will never drink his own urine, but has had proposals from females for them to bath in AND consume HIS urine.

The Truth thinks majority of the people here are losers and can't understand the difference between fantasy and reality.

The Truth scoffs at the idea of those who would like him to go away.

The Truth is a trendsetter. The Truth is THE life of the blog.

Alex,

Name ganking is to me at least, the worst.

1. Perpetrating someones name. (See fake nate.)

2. Ganking someones name for mockery. (See fake The Truth)

3. Anon posts.

Pretending to be someone else in posts like fake nate is really lame. When you use the name but are obviously not the person that isn't as bad as trying to pass yourself off but still pretty bad.

Anons are just being cowardly either by not wanting to take abuse back or being a regular calling out another reg but not wanting to cause beef.

Sorry Cuz I've been around alot longer than you. ALOT longer.

The Truth will never be misuderstood or mistaken by someone who tries to immulate him by spelling 'Truth' wrong.

Posted by: | June 25, 2008 9:52 AM

1) This is a fake truth.
2) I love irony.

Skinz,
I do think its important to diferentiat between Attacking Anons and Comenting Anons.

I would like to co-sign on this. Boosh!

Posted by: Alex35332 | June 25, 2008 9:51 AM

We have our first winner for co-signed post, while practicing the art of douchebaggery.

congrats Alex35332! you've earned it.

more winners to follow. i promise.

zz.zZZZZZ.zzz

That Portis clownin' was a LOT more entertaining that watching that @ssclown Shaq (and I'm a heat fan..)

Quit stealing my Schtick The Truth.

What do you think about that The Truth?

IT DOESN"T MATTER WHAT THE TRUTH THINKS!!!

Greg, no money disclosed yet on Snee, but they ripped up the last year of his previous contract and gave him a 6-year one that pay him "as one of the top 5 at his position", so that means he must be up there with Hutch/Dock/Faneca.

'NOT' poster" at 9:59am. YOU are pathetic. Here's 5c, buy yourself a better life and try to learn another word to express your inadequacies other than "douche". You add nothing to the conversation here except to repeatedly emphasize your profound mouth-breathing stupidity.

Speaking of which, have you considered posting over at extremeskins? I'm sure they'd love what you bring there.

TRUTH! This ain't sing-along-with-The Great One.

Wow so anyway, back to NFL news there is a story up Romo or Eli.

So which would you choose. (I understand that we hate them both just talking skill wise.)

I think I go with Romo. (Yes I vomited a little in my mouth) but he's more fun to watch and I think a better leader, more dynamic.

Eli is just kinda meh to me. He's got a ring and I won't take that away from him but I'm just not nor will I ever be impressed.

RC, thanks, not sure how I feel on this one. Is Snee that good? I mean, Dock doesn't deserve that kind of money, and I'm not sure at his advanced age, that Faneca does either. Hutch on the other hand, is deserving I think.

Not sure about Snee. RC, your thoughts?

RC,
I will give you odds that many of the anons and trolls here are regular extream skins posters, maybe even former admins.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story;jsessionid=13DCFD4ABF88E37433FDC949C5381594?id=09000d5d808f8b65&template=with-video&confirm=true

If anyone cares.

Skinz I say Eli, he makes less stupid plays. Though I admit Romo has a nack for pulling off stupid. Also Eli, 1 rink Romo, one droped FG atempt.

" think I go with Romo. (Yes I vomited a little in my mouth) but he's more fun to watch and I think a better leader, more dynamic."

Some cultures only eat vomit. I read about that once... in a book.

Redcoat = Awards Committee

.02

Some cultures only eat vomit. I read about that once... in a book.

Posted by: White Goodman | June 25, 2008 10:28 AM

No one makes me bleed my own blood.

RC,
I will give you odds that many of the anons and trolls...

Posted by: Alex35332 | June 25, 2008 10:26 AM

Troll these nads in your mouth, Alex P. Keaton.

Romo is the better regular-season quarterback, but turns into a pumpkin after seventeen weeks. I'd swap him even up for Eli in a heartbeat.

"No one makes me bleed my own blood."

Nice! Not as classic as some of the comedies being discussed yesterday, but any comedy with Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn is fine by me.

Not sure about Snee. RC, your thoughts?

Posted by: Greg | June 25, 2008 10:24 AM

Not sure Greg. From what I see he has three big factors on his side: 1. Age (only 26), 2. Durability (48 consecutive starts), 3. Ability (he's been a starter virtually since day 1).

The Gints fans seem to rate him very highly, and we all know how hyper-critical they are!! Plus this is obviously part of their trying to keep the younger elements of their team together.

Skinz, I really like the way Romo plays too, but he's got some big question marks that he has to answer this year or Lord Jerrah may lose patience. To me there's little difference between Romo's situation and Jason Campbell's in that this year is probably make or break for both of them.

You're right that Eli has been 'meh' since day one, but he looks like he grew up in that playoff/bowl run last year.

If that ring gives him confidence to play and truly makes him the leader of the team (Strahan leaving helps that too) then he may turn into a very good quarterback.

All this plus McNabb should make for some really great NFC East games for you guys.

Some cultures only eat vomit. I read about that once... in a book.

Posted by: White Goodman | June 25, 2008 10:28 AM

The Truth laughs at his own "jokes". Is that the same as eating your own vomit?

Redcoat = Awards Committee

.02

Posted by: Red | June 25, 2008 10:30 AM

Sorry but no. I thought Sween owned up to one or two of them at the shabingus, but the identity of the regular one is still 'unknown'.

da truef! welcome back! long time, no post.

Troll these nads in your mouth, Alex P. Keaton.

Posted by: | June 25, 2008 10:33 AM

Time-out for you sonny! And no blankie at nap time until you learn to play nicely.

Do you want to try the potty again? I know it scares you but you're 14 now and you really shouldn't be afraid any more. Yes, I'll come in with you.

I dunno Romo has been ok. Granted the botched FG and all but he still lacks alot of game experience.

On the other hand Eli got hot at the right time. I don't think he's been overly impressive save last year ( Not that that is not impressive in it's own right)

Plus Eli just reminds me of a Stoner or something. Had he been Eli Smith I don't believe he'd be playing QB for the Calgary Mustangs far less the NY Giants. You're darn right I'm jealous!!!!!

Wow the best you can do is a lame family ties reference. There are so many other young politico's out there who are much more appropreate

I agree with much of what you said RC.

I'm bummed I missed the Shabingus. I'm down for next one. I'd love to know al lthe secret identities.

If we're talking jealousy, I would certainly take ANY of the NFC East QB's for my Fins.

But instead we got Josh McCown!
And John Beck!
And 'Hanging' Chad Henne!

* yippee *

Was anybody even going to wake me up for this?

Portis (2008)

http://www.nfl.com/nflnetwork/story;jsessionid=46ADACCB8E43AA06231713E8FFBAF511?id=09000d5d808fd0cf&template=with-video&confirm=true

Just think, Coat, with 20 teams in our league, those guys will be clutch bye-week performers. The thought sickens me!

...I'd love to know al lthe secret identities.

Posted by: Skinz | June 25, 2008 10:47 AM

It turned out PDitty is really Batman.

I don't know that many of the secrets identities were actually revealed Skinz.

Nobody owned up to 'not guy', Sween was clear that he was only 'once or twice' the Awards Committee, nobody owned up to being the Real Skippy either - I'd love to meet Skippy - and (new) Barno/Bruno was a no-show.

Oh, and Bicycle Repair Man couldn't make it as he was stuck at a soccer game!

If you mean the Fins rag-tag armada of QB's SMACK, it sickens me too!!

Redcoat was so drunk at the shabingus that he missed not guy. Not guy introduced himself to everyone, including Redcoat twice.

Possibly, although unlikely 'not guy'.

Unless you did not introduce yourself as 'not'?

Wow good work RC. Yeah I can't think of any of my Secret Identities. I know I used to quote Ralph Wiggum a bit and Walter for big Lebowski quotes, stupid things but nothing profound.

I'm not surprised about diddy either. I knew he had to be someone famous. I was thinking M. Knight Shamalan or something along those lines though.

I have never seen Ditty put a pointless plot twist at the end of his posts

I have never seen Ditty put a pointless plot twist at the end of his posts

Posted by: Alex35332 | June 25, 2008 11:02 AM

Nice!

Diddy ain't Batman...

Troy Aikman is Batman!

hahahahahahahahaha

at least he thought he was...
...and THAT's why I LOVE Lavarr!

TRUTH! This ain't sing-along-with-The Great One.

Posted by: The Rock | June 25, 2008 10:19 AM

Hey you want to go one on one with the real GREAT ONE

I am Spartacus!

Soylent Green is people!!

I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!

I know, I'm really annoying. I just can't help it.

Come see my MySpace page!!

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=7587905

Nate if you're out there lurking, are you still neck-deep in that horrible work-related 3 letter word?

Seriously, the "jibba jabba" here should never get so dry that we have to debate a choice between rival QBs. I hope both Eli Gump and Tony Romeo get the Theismann treatment...

Time to come clean:

etrod = red stripe guy.

Anon and the poser who steals everyone's name is really that dude tom from myspace

Lol nice etrod. I always liked Red Stripe Guy.

brownwood26 = buzz kill

Clarification: Mocking or Fake Naming for fun.. is ... fun..

Being a douche is still being a douche.

The Truth notes that the anonymous poster at 9:52, or whatever time it was, was definitely fake and incredibly lame.

The Truth also notes that he doesn't care how many people steal his name, everyone can sense when the real Truth posts.

The Truth doesn't care about Malcom Kelly doing charity work anymore.

On offense I would like to see:

Campbell throw at least 23-27 passes per game.

Portis with 17-21 carries per game.

Betts with 12-16 carries per game.

All I ask of the receivers is to CATCH the ball and make something happen after the catch.

As far as the defense, i'll be content with anyone contributing to the internal bleeding of thier opponents.

in a non-lethal way.

The Tooth notes that he has severely impacted the blog, but refuses to be brushed off.

The Truth laughs at Skinz pimping Tony Romo. The Truth says he should take that crap somewhere else. The Truth couldn't have been the only one who saw Romo cry after dropping the FG snap.

brownwood26 = buzz kill

Posted by: consensus | June 25, 2008 11:35 AM

No, a reminder that Eli Gump won a Super Bowl is buzz kill!

Red,
Well I would like to see our D allow less than 5 first downs a game and have a 3+ turnovers.

Cares not.

'NOT' poster" at 9:59am. YOU are pathetic. Here's 5c, buy yourself a better life and try to learn another word to express your inadequacies other than "douche"...

Posted by: Redcoat | June 25, 2008 10:18 AM

Being a douche is still being a douche.

Posted by: Dik | June 25, 2008 11:37 AM

i ask what is wrong with using the term "douche". i didn't hear until i began reading this blog. where did it come from? who modernized it as a derogatory term?

to me its hilarious, but overuse could result in the lameness effect.

some of the douche references i've read so far:

doucheface
douchebag
douchetool
douchehead
douchebaggery (my personal fav)
douchation (very creative)

douche - 1. a jet or current of water, sometimes with a dissolved medicating or cleansing agent, applied to a body part, organ, or cavity for medicinal or hygienic purposes.

here endth the lesson.

The Truth notes that he will now stamp his little feet then hold his breath until everyone agrees that he is the best.

Nate if you're out there lurking, are you still neck-deep in that horrible work-related 3 letter word?

Posted by: Redcoat | June 25, 2008 11:22 AM

j-o-b? or n-a-p?

* thud *

PRD sween, something much less fun....

Douche has a specific purpose and meaning. For a perfect illustration may I present:

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

Lol The Trooth.

Alex, less than 5 first downs in 3rd down situations or total? I think you may be reffering to the formal.
Damn 5 total first downs per game will be a sure way to win the super bowl.

i'm defintely with you on the 3+ turnovers /game.

more ints/fumbles recovered on defense is something that was still lacking, although they did get better from the previous year.

Um, Dik, I think i'll wait to get home and take a look at your 12PM link.

it scares me.

tryin' to kick knowledge, my suggestion was specific to that troll, who repeatedly turns up here and posts as if to parade their ignorance for all the world to see.

I have nothing against the word itself, and in fact I probably even resemble it's colloquial meaning on my worse days.

What I do find offensive is people who try to use it as bait for a dialogue that they are woefully equipped to have.

If you are the above troll, credit to you for trying to start a conversation. If you're not, welcome to the conversation anyway.

colloquial - 1, 2. Colloquial, conversational, informal refer to types of speech or to usages not on a formal level. Colloquial is often mistakenly used with a connotation of disapproval, as if it meant "vulgar" or "bad" or "incorrect" usage, whereas it is merely a familiar style used in speaking and writing. Conversational refers to a style used in the oral exchange of ideas, opinions, etc.: an easy conversational style. Informal means without formality, without strict attention to set forms, unceremonious: an informal manner of speaking; it describes the ordinary, everyday language of cultivated speakers.

provided by redcoat.

I don't care.

i want you to care to care enough.

ballsack

i want you to care to care enough.

Posted by: | June 25, 2008 12:29 PM

I want YOU to want ME.

Lol, RedC

Nothin' dirty there, just some very cute girls with complete goofball guys. very funny.

...I thot colloquial was that stuff you take when you're all vegan that turns you blue...??

Douche has a specific purpose and meaning. For a perfect illustration may I present:

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

Posted by: Dik | June 25, 2008 12:00 PM

LMAO! Now that was funny and I believe CL was in a couple of those pics.

...I thot colloquial was that stuff you take when you're all vegan that turns you blue...??

Posted by: Dik | June 25, 2008 12:40 PM

Is that like red cabbage or something? Or just eating too many 'blubberys'?

* I have to use ' ' so Cload doesn't think my spelling has gone off the deep-end

JM, go sign-up your team in the fantasy!!!

As the RI league will be my first Fantasy Team I expect to be the Oakland Raders of our league.

The Truth is tired - darn tired.

The Truth would like to state that THE University of Georgia Bulldogs "Diamond Dogs" will win the World Series tonight and encourages everyone to watch and cheer!

The Truth laughs - ha ha ha!

TRUTH! This ain't sing-along-with-The Great One.
Posted by: The Rock | June 25, 2008 10:19 AM
Hey you want to go one on one with the real GREAT ONE

Hey! If you got a little itch for The Rock, then why don't you just go ahead and scratch it. Because going two-on-one with The Rock can make you famous. If you smell what The Rock is cookin'!

...will win the World Series tonight...

Posted by: The Truth | June 25, 2008 1:14 PM

Pet Peeve # 42

Would that be the 'World Series' that is actually a 'by invitation only' tournament consisting solely of teams from the US?

hey look here SCORPION QUEEN, keep talking and your GAME PLAN will be DOOMED. Just like all your movies

Would that be the 'World Series' that is actually a 'by invitation only' tournament consisting solely of teams from the US?

Posted by: Redcoat | June 25, 2008 1:24 PM

You got it, dude. Why would you invite teams from anywhere else? It's baseball, not cricket.

Great One, The Rock has a very big hand... and you know what that means. It means, he can lay the smackdown on ya whenever he pleases.

You got it, dude. Why would you invite teams from anywhere else? It's baseball, not cricket.

Posted by: | June 25, 2008 1:27 PM

Agreed, but wouldn't it be interesting to see college teams play a team of college-age or college-attending players from say, the Dominican Republic? Puerto Rico even?

That would certainly legitimise the 'World' part of the World Series name, at least a little.

Otherwise it's really just the US Collegiate Invitational Championship trying to pump itself up a bit by implying something that it isn't, which I don't understand. Isn't being the US Collegiate Champion good enough?

the rock has a very big hand?

Keep your personal relations issues to yourself

The Truth is insulted. The Truth says that only the best teams get invited to the World Series in the YOU ESS AYY!

The Truth apologizes for his excitement.

The Truth notes that UGA is #9 in some preseason football polls. The Truth laughs - ha ha ha!

The Truth notes that in those same polls, UF is ranked #1. The Truth laughs - ha ha ha!

The Truth notes that UGA beat UF next year, finished ranked higher last year, had more wins and less losses last year, and also returns more starters next year. The Truth loves the media frenzy for UF, which might exceed the media love for The Cowgirls.

The Truth shrugs it off and plans to celebrate the National Championship next yaer!

* snores loudly, grunts, farts, then continues snoring *

http://www.sportsline.com/spin/story/10876058

VOTE ZEE

The Truth has been in 3 General Motor commercials with Zee. The Truth wonders who else on this blog can say that?

The Truth laughs - ha ha ha!

I seem to recall that MK had "character issues" prior to the draft.

Seems pretty stand-up to me.

-Nate in the PDX

The Truth pretends to mean Eastern Moters? Is the Truth Marion Barry?

The Rock has a very big hand...

Posted by: The Rock | June 25, 2008 1:32 PM

Guard #3: "We are building a fighting force of extra-ordinary magnitude ... We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors ... Dr Klahn is a great leader ... Let's all give Dr Klahn a great big hand!"

Beeyotch set me up!

The Truth Leads Charity Trip To Truthville

The Truth has today led a trip to Truthville. The Truth made a simple mistake and said General Motors instead of Eastern Motors. The Truth frowned but shrugged it off.

The Truth wants his money back!

The Truth does not cuss.

The Truth is gay.

Don't misunderestimate The Truth!

The Tooth ain't nothing but a plaque of lies.

The Truth is gay.

Posted by: | June 25, 2008 1:58 PM

Forgot to sign

The Truth is gay.

Posted by: | June 25, 2008 1:58 PM

Thesaurus: gay

adjective

1. Characterized by joyful exuberance: blithe, blithesome, boon2, convivial, gleeful, jocund, jolly, jovial, merry, mirthful. See happy/unhappy.
2. Full of color: bright, colorful, rich, vivid. See colors/colorless.

Sounds like someone likes The Truth. They find you 'jocund'!!

Is that you Eagles Fan?

I think Eagles Fan Adam would have come up with something a little more "colloquial" than that, Coat.

That's what I thought SMACK, but I didn't want to miss the chance for a nag about fantasy registration!!

Didn't he say he was going overseas for a while soon at the shabingus?

Thesaurus: gay

adjective

1. Characterized by joyful exuberance: blithe, blithesome, boon2, convivial, gleeful, jocund, jolly, jovial, merry, mirthful. See happy/unhappy.
2. Full of color: bright, colorful, rich, vivid. See colors/colorless.

Sounds like someone likes The Truth. They find you 'jocund'!!

Posted by: | June 25, 2008 2:02 PM

For those unhip folks that believe the above definintion is applicable to "The Truth is gay" statement:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=U%20R%20Gay

(see item #1)

It was me at 2:02PM. Apologies for not knowing Adam, I'm currently on the wait-list for a 'hip' replacement.

Also, I don't think I'm allowed to use that particular dictionary as I live in the exurbs.

Wow I go away for a while and the blog explodes. I don't like someone stealing my Rock impersonation. I bet it is the rock. This dude The Doof is basically just totally copying the Rocks act.

Or to put it "colloquial" ly this dude is a fraud. His entire act is just a carbon copy of a character on wrestling of all things and for that he isn't even worthy of my derision.

P.S. The 'dawgs are a subject of constant ridicule for their inability to win anything of substance. I used to work with a bunch of UGA grads at Turner in ATL and I used to love showing up on monday mornings.

You've been weighed, measured and found wanting.

/ignore

Not that there is anything wrong with the truth being gay.

There is more C bronzing up here than a rub-n-tug joint. pitiful.

Skinz
Like yesterdays discussion on classic comedies, I actually enjoyed the fake rock promos being posted today. It was once again a blast from the past. Too much of a good thing can get old, though.

BTW, beep beep

There is more C bronzing up here than a rub-n-tug joint.

Posted by: | June 25, 2008 2:29 PM

I'm getting old. I have no idea what this sentence means....

The Truth notes that this Skinz character has been responding to The Truth for awhile now. The Truth thinks it is funny that he is acting like this is the first time he has ever referred to him. The Truth notes that Skinz is an attention-seeker who wants to brag because he did something first on a blog.

The Truth notes that The Dawgs probably have more wins than your favorite college team, you immature child.

The Truth notes that UGA is a top 10 all-time program and requests respect for The Dawgs.

Malcom you rock! God bless!