You have already achieved a place in the Idaho Hall of Fame, Larry, don't you think it is time you start keeping a lower profile? It is no longer necessary to seek attention in public restrooms, Larry, everyone knows where to find you.

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If anyone can prove ownership of the watch Sen Craig will meet them in the restroom and return it PERSONALLY! Tommie27

Let us now praise a good women. More things are wrought by prayer (and little thoughtful acts)then this world dreams of. What good can come out of washington D.C.? Pat Olsen !

Wouldn't ANYONE--ANYONE--(other than them) have the common sense to realize that a watch found in the bathroom is, in the circumstances, absolutely toxic and ludicrous??? And that if you want to be a do-gooder you should just drop it off at the building's security office and just, you know, wash your hands of it??

This is funny? Weak, even on the irony scale, I'll give it a 1.1 on the "worthy of any ink at all" meter. "But it was a BATHROOM! Don't you get the connection?" Bathroom...Larry Craig?
A complete non-story and a waste of ink.

Nothing ironic in the memo. The guy lost a watch. I know...in the BATHROOM.

Doh.

What if he found a clock, sucker?

I lost the watch, Larry knows that it is mine!!!!! You old rascal you!

Me thinks Craig is a bit of a personal exhibitionist--he was starting to feel a little attention starved with the spot light off of him for a few weeks and he knew that ordering a memo to be released about him to connect him with a bathroom (ahhh...that sweet naughty word!)would liven things up again.

Senator Craig

Where, exactly, was the watch when you found it?

Rolex?

Fortunately, the watch was found tangled in a pair of Larry's crotchless briefs, so it was protected as it was kicked around the 'bath'room floor, and is still in fine working order.
Craig's office is willing to arrange that the owner be able to pick up his watch anonymously, just leave a note on the 'bath'room wall.

Are we sure that it isn't Christopher Walkins "Pulp Fiction" characters butt-watch?

Did Senator Craig find the watch after a painful bowel movement?

So, the watch isn't working. But the clock is ticking on Larry Craig's political career.

Now why does the phrase "takes a licking and keeps on ticking" come to mind?

It took a lickin'...but couldn't keep tickin'.

LOST WATCH???? LOST CREDABILITY...YES!

I wanted a watch for Christmas and my parents let me.

So the watch was not working? What time did it stop? Where was the good senator at the moment when time stood still?

Please tell me we're not going to see something like this every time there's the slightest connection between Craig and a public restroom. This story is weak, and not funny.

To add to the irony, here's some as-yet-unbroken FUTURE NEWS.

On Monday, Pat Olsen, Adm. Dir. of Larry Craig's office, will be issuing another to-be-widely-disseminated e-mail, this one inquiring about, and asking for the return of, the massive (over 6 feet in diameter) ball of toilet paper Larry has amassed over the years from the scraps he has picked up in restrooms over the years. The e-mail will claim the ball was stolen 'over the weekend', and offer a reward, 'because it's Larry's favorite memento, because of the fond memories it recalls'.
How do I know this? I swiped it last night, just for fun, just for kicks, just to keep the Craig ball rolling, so to speak. The reward will just be frosting on the cake.

And, not so incidentally, Pat Olsen's Monday e-mail, re: the stolen toilet tissue ball, will offer to let the thief return it anonymously, by 'adding another note to 'Larry's Column' on the Senate rest room wall'.

Larry:
Not having had any experience in these areas I would ask you:
"Aren't you supposed to return all of his stuff to him when you're done?"

Timex or Rolex !!

Takes a lickin and keeps on a tickin.

Have Any Senators

Got the time?
We're not to drop a dime
But to watch
Or a Timex for such
After a licking
And a tick tock on Mickey's
I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR CLOCKS
(I could do this forever)
The cops tried to adjust
My socks,
Those suckers they're
The one's gettin' off
And I didn't
Schmucks
And SOCK SUCKERS.

Marat

Craig Blows Hatch, No Time to Watch! Craig is NOT a pickpocket & how ironic it is, how joyful to observe, Craig sucking more time?

You really need to add this Little Britain YouTube from this link to your diary to fully appreciate the humor in this:

http://drinkliberal.blogspot.com/2007/11/watch-and-read.html

If the watch is your's please tap your foot 3 times outside the office door and run your fingers underneath and someone will get back to you shortly. . .

Someone found a watch and trying to find the owner. They should be praised. what is the purpose of this article

It's mine. His idea of 'action' was so weird I ran out and forgot it. Sorry.

Larry Craig's bathroom etiquette:
Take off watch then tie, jacket, pants and go into your dance Larry.

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Larry Craig is my candidate for the ALEX RODRIGUEZ of the Senate. It's always about HIM!!!

'Tis rumored the stall next to Larry's is Cheney's "undisclosed location."

Enough is enough.So Sen.has some flaws. When you compare Craig to the Bush man--no contest!

I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES, FROM LAUGHING, I CAN HARDLY FINISH THIS NOTE, HAVEN'T HAD SUCH A GOOD LAUGH SINCE....

I can identify the watch. It says on the face, "TIME FOR YOU TO BLOW ME!"

Larry, Larry, Larry....What are we gonne do without you when your ship sails? Nobody else in government is this much fun!

LOST: MEN'S WATCH, LEATHER BAND. BROKEN. BOTH OF MICKEY'S HANDS SEEM TO BE PERMANENTLY STUCK AT 6:30. SINCE YOU DO NOT HAVE A WATCH... PLEASE CALL ME FOR A TIME.

The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

Did the watch have Cheney's initials on the back?

There is nothing New about a senator like Graig looking for a little NOOKEY In the Toilet, What I would like to have SEEN is the position Graig would have had to assume to get it on under the divider.

Come on Mary Ann! This story is just the straight line for more tawdry gay/bathroom jokes. A hundred and one damnations from a hundred and one comedians, delivering their trite punchlines, one by one, then asking the drummer for a rimjob.
Yogi Barrister

He should just come out of the water closet already, then he won't feel obligated to focus on non issues like civil unions or same sex marriage.

Congress doesn't have a lost and found???

I love the pained pleas of some of the commenters about this is not worth the ink, she was just being a good samaritan blah blah blah. You have to be downtrodden shell shocked Republicans for posting such plaintives.

"'Tis rumored the stall next to Larry's is Cheney's "undisclosed location.""

Turdblossom said from the next stall over: "I heard that too."

Just because a watch is found in a bathroom on the same floor as Craig, you find that worthy enough to comment upon, much less publish in cyberspace.. Funny maybe, but not with the time it takes to type in my opinion.

Get back to some real sleuthing.

my policy was and will always be, 'find the watch, get a free prostate exam'. no congestions, er, questions asked. good day! cl

Thank you so much for that! That's the best therapeutic bellylaugh I've had this year. I know I should get a life, but this whole Larry thing has provided such fertile grounds for comic relief, which is sorely needed in the political arena nowadays... I'll die laughing. The responses are hilarious!

Watch not working as it was damaged by vigorous foot tapping.
But, Sen. Craig is hoping that, like Cinderella's glass slipper, the hunky owner will appear at midnight.
Paging Jeff Gannon??

When you are so full of crap like Senator Craig is, it is no wonder why the man spends so much time on the royal throne.

It's a watch of no value,similar to Craigs' party. Good riddance hypocrites!

PagingJeffyLubeGannon/ASAP

Hall of Fame? Must be a misprint... for Stall of Shame.

When is the Senate Ethics Committee going to make some progress on this. PLEASE Barbara Boxer and others !!!

Haha! That's a good one. Well, at least we know who the victims and suspects are! The suspects are still at it!

Typical non-think from Akers. She and all of you posters make me puke. It is bad enough the loss of human dignity in Craig himself, but you all lick the floor after his passing. Juveniles...

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