A Stewart-Colbert Ticket?
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Dear Stumped,
To what extent are young people changing the way campaigns are run? For me and most of my friends, Comedy Central is our chief source of news. So the candidate we are most familiar with is Mike Huckabee. But if front-running candidates decide comedy programs like "The Daily Show" and "The Colbert Report" are beneath them, couldn't they lose a key demographic? Is it possible that people like Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert could become respected pundits because of their appeal to younger Americans?
-- Joe Lewis
Dear Joe,
Stewart and Colbert are already respected pundits in my book, their satire as insightful as any political commentary out there. Their absence, because of the writers' strike, in the weeks leading up to the Iowa caucus was a real blow to our national political discourse (and a relief, no doubt, to gaffe-prone candidates), and maybe we would have seen more candidates on their shows if they hadn't been off the air then. But most candidates do appreciate the need to engage voters through humor, even if it means appearing on shows that often mock them, such as Leno's or Letterman's.
And it should be a no-brainer. No matter how much Leno, Letterman and Stewart take on candidates in their monologues, these guys are gentle interviewers. It's hard for a candidate to hurt himself or herself going on those shows. (Colbert's show is a different, and more dangerous, beast.)
It is interesting that plenty of foreign personalities recognize the importance of Stewart and Colbert. Just off the top of my head, I can recall watching Evo Morales, Pervez Musharraf and Vicente Fox on Comedy Central. Clearly, they understand you have to start indoctrinating people when they are young and impressionable!
Dear Mr. Stumped,
I never thought I would find myself writing to you, but here I am. My problem is the Texas Democratic primary. I'm a native Texan and pretty much a lifelong Democrat. In all these years of doing my patriotic duty, I've never had to even think about voting in a primary -- the race had always been decided long before. Now, as I contemplate heading into the voting booth, I'm concerned about procedure. Not only will this be my first time voting in a meaningful primary, but it will also the first time I can remember where the choice is not between the lesser of two evils, but between two darn good candidates. So, my question is -- what should I do with my left hand? In the past I've always used it to hold my nose.
Thanks and best wishes,
Geoff in Big D
Dear Geoff,
I was going to tell you to take a young child with you into the booth, and to use your left hand to hold hers as you vote, thereby instilling in her a sense of civic pride, even awe, as she witnesses democracy unfold. But then I thought: Who am I kidding? It's probably best not to let that left hand to acquire any new voting-booth habits. You will need it again soon enough. There will be plenty more elections unlike this one.
Dear Stumped,
Which party is more obsolete?
-- Marc Schlee
Dear Mr. Schlee,
In terms of presidential balloting, I'd say it's a toss-up between the Reform Party and the Green Party.
This is not a good year for spoiler third-party runs, and even Michael Bloomberg's temptation seems to have faded, faced with the real possibility of a McCain-Obama showdown in November. Two candidates with such strong appeal to independent-minded voters don't leave much space in the political center for a bridge-building "third way."
The nomination battles in each of the two major parties have been a tribute to the candidates' capacity to adjust and adapt to changing times and shifting allegiances, which is what makes it so difficult for a strong third-party presidential candidate. The Republicans illustrate the maverick candidate's dilemma: Faced with widespread voter exhaustion with Bush-Cheney conservatism, the party is (however grudgingly) rallying around its in-house maverick, a poster boy for bipartisanship, as its standard bearer. Maybe Dick Cheney could head a third-party ticket.
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Posted by: James | April 2, 2008 6:49 PM
Colbert for President? I don't think so. Isn't there something in the constitution about having to be a mortal human being to run for President. Colbert is some sort of God or something. It's more likely that he'll become the supreme leader of the religion (Matrixism) that he created. Go ahead and look up "Matrixism" on on Colbert's Wikiality to feel the truthiness.
Posted by: JustAHero | February 28, 2008 6:44 AM
Can you imagine the fun if you stuck all the presidential candidates together in the "Big Brother" house?
Posted by: lambo | February 15, 2008 8:54 PM
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Posted by: ScienceNerd | February 15, 2008 7:05 PM
please post Mr. Chaney's campaign appearances,
if he does run on a 3rd party ticket.
I'd especially like to be there when he arrives at Schipol Airport,
should he decide to woo the expatriates in the Low Countries.
Posted by: the other Brian | February 15, 2008 5:47 PM
"If they are really your main source of news, it's time to get out more my friend."
We can at least give Mr. Lewis the benefit of the doubt since he chose to write to the Post. Surely, Stewart/Colbert are not the best source for News. There is alot of quality print media, independent media, and public media out there.
But I challenge you to find better political programming on Cable. CNN, FoxNews, etc., who have unintentionally rendered their political coverage laughable in pursuit of ratings. Stewart/Colbert have made gone in the exact opposite direction. They are first and foremost a comedy show, but as such they become politically astute by bringing to light the absurdity of the politics and media coverage that they lampoon.
What it comes down to is that most cable news distorts reality by fitting into a programmatic formula (they overemphasize the left/right dichotomy, they obsess over candidates' personal qualities, etc), and then Comedy Central makes visible that process of distortion through irony.
For that reason, I say that if Stewart/Colbert is your primary source of news then you have a problem. But if they are your primary source of Cable News, then you're likely to have a better sense of perspective then someone who watches CNN all day.
Posted by: brian | February 15, 2008 5:41 PM
Two things: One, both shows on Comedy Central have been without writers for the past few weeks, and I thought they did just fine.
Two, Senator Obama was on the Daily Show last August. I agree he's due again. Senator Clinton hasn't been on since 2005.
Posted by: Hilary McDevitt | February 15, 2008 5:41 PM
In this campaign cycle, Barrack Obama, John McCain, Bill Clinton (in support of Hillary), Ron Paul, Mike Huckabee, Chris Dodd, Mike Gravel and Bill Richardson have all appeared on the Daily Show and/or Colbert Report. That is just what I remember off the top of my head. So I would say the candidates clearly understand the value of Comedy Central.
Posted by: Toddzilla | February 15, 2008 5:40 PM
to Geoff in Big D,
Just make sure you go to your precinct caucus at 7:15 on election night. Texas has an incredibly weird system in which three-fourths of its delegates are chosen from the primary results and the other fourth from the precinct caucuses that night. It's at your precinct polling place; don't miss it.
Posted by: dave in austin | February 15, 2008 4:32 PM
Dear Stumped,
Would you be very surprised to see Lou Dobbs mount a third party (the Independent Know-Nothing ticket) campaign? Especially now that all the major candidates (Huckabee doesn't count) favor what Dobbs calls "amnesty for illegal aliens."
Posted by: David Jones | February 15, 2008 3:37 PM
J, that wouldn't be the case if we had reliable coverage, unlike CNN, Fox News, or the fluffy local reports.
Kind of like the Harry Potter books. Definitely not pieces of high art, but you know what? They get kids reading again. Same as Stewart/Colbert. At least we're involved, right? It finally looks like us young voters are making a difference too.
Posted by: sgurd0187 | February 15, 2008 1:40 PM
"Stewart and Colbert are already respected pundits in my book, their satire as insightful as any political commentary out there. Their absence, because of the writers' strike, in the weeks leading up to the Iowa caucus was a real blow to our national political discourse..."
Is "Stumped" an irony-free zone? Does it really need to be pointed out that respected pundits who can't do punditry without battalions of writers backing them up are respected only because their audience doesn't know any better?
Posted by: Zathras | February 15, 2008 10:22 AM
"For me and most of my friends, Comedy Central is our chief source of news."
I understand their entertainment value and thoroughly enjoy watching them; there is even some news tossed in there. However, this statement portrays a sad state of affairs and I hope it's not accurate for the majority of younger viewers (heck, I'm only 28!). To truly understand Stewart & Colbert's satire, you have to at least have an idea of what's going on in the world to start with. If they are really your main source of news, it's time to get out more my friend. They obviously cover only things that can be made funny, which means you are missing a LOT of important news.
Posted by: J | February 15, 2008 10:11 AM
I'd love to see Stewart or Colbert as moderator of one of this fall's presidential debates.
Posted by: Jim Stahl | February 15, 2008 9:28 AM
Actually, what really makes it difficult for a third party to make a strong run are several ongoing problems, chief among them:
1. One thing the two major parties agree on consistently is placing as many roadblocks as possible in the way of third party ballot access.
2. The way media takes it upon themselves to decide who are suitable candidates. Pair this with the fact that the majority of media is owned by huge corporations with myriad other business interests, and the chances of a candidate that is critical of those interests getting fair media coverage is all but nil.
This point even applies to candidate s within the two major parties. For a good example, look at the treatment of Dennis Kucinich in the Nevada MSNBC debate.
3. The idea of a candidate that meets the legal requirements, from those outlined in the Constitution on down, to run for an office being a "spoiler".
Again, this is an idea parroted by the media and those who are "yellow dog" voters - those voters who'd vote for Beelzebub himself if he had a "D" or an "R" behind his name on the ballot.
Posted by: Didius Falco | February 15, 2008 9:19 AM
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Actually Didius, what really makes it difficult for a third party to make a strong run is the winner-take-all electoral system. That's why Nader couldn't win (remember the debates from repentantnadervoter.com?), and why the Republican winner-take-all primary is over while the Democratic proportional primary continues.