I thought I'd start another weekly feature today - to compliment the massively well received "Monday Morning/Afternoon H-Back" and go with a regular set of Skins awards. Maybe we'll do it every Friday or something - that is generally a light work day around Redskins Park - and I'll use about three or four categories a week.
As always, I am open to debate, like the Entourage blog, make your case for a different answer and I'll definitely consider it. Also, if you've got any suggestions for categories, I'll do my best to come up with an answer for you. So, let's get it started:
Best Wingman (in a bar): First of all, I'm going to stipulate that this would only stand if I was single (hello, Lauren, love you) and if the winner, B.Lloyd, was single, too, and not married with a newborn. So, with that out of the way, this cat could do damage in the club. Has the gift of gab. Very fashion forward. Smooth rapper. Ebullient personality. Okay, I'm going to stop there before anyone gets the wrong idea, but the dude could hold court with the best of them, I'm guessing.
Best Wingman (at a buffet): Randy Thomas. Pretty much the unquestioned glutton of the team. Renaldo Wynn might try to give him a run for his money at an all-you-can eat joint, but Randy also has mad skills on the BBQ, so could whip up a serious chicky wings himself.
Best Conversationalist in a Dive Bar: Joe Bugel. A couple of Iron City beers in some dingy joint in his hometown, Pittsburgh, and just let the man talk. War stories like you would not believe.
Best Tour Guide for Your Last Night on the Planet: Bro Sweets, bro. Clinton is out there. Definitely knows how to have a good time, and would know where the party's at, too. If you somehow get bored, he could change into six or seven personalities. And chicks dig Coach Janky Spanky. It's a known fact.
Worst Redskin to Tick Off: A tie. I would fear ever crossing Sean Taylor or Mike Sellers. No matter what happened. No matter the nature of the disagreement, just let it go. Neither is a bad guy, but I would not want them looking for me for anything.
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